John Valby

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American musician
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating The only person who could save this right now is John Valby. --
  • 4 star rating You haven't lived if you've never listened to John Valby. --
  • 5 star rating John Valby Christmas album --
  • 1 star rating There are at least 768 of you shitheads that really do not need to be following me. Now's the time to go, as John Valby said... --
  • 3 star rating You're not a true Buffalonian unless you listen to some John Valby Christmas tunes... --
  • 5 star rating "Ya can't say ur mother's twat has a easy pass toll booth, but you can say you're sister brings a spit bucket to frat parties"-John Valby --
  • 4 star rating Fuck YOU!!! god I have not seen you in years come to Texas --
  • 3 star rating If you know who john valby is without looking him up, you are officially awesome. --
  • 5 star rating He is a funny mother fucker!!! --
  • 2 star rating John Valby sings the greatest Christmas carols ever I suggest everyone listens to him this holiday season --
  • 3 star rating I cannot listen to a Christmas song without thinking of the John Valby version. --
  • 5 star rating He is a sick fuck and is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating John Valby at Toads... A Christmas tradition --
  • 4 star rating with "Dr.Dirty" John Valby TOMORROW NIGHT 12/27 at Doors at 7:30pm --
  • 4 star rating Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole. -- John Valby --
  • 2 star rating U can tell by the smell that she ain't feelin well when the end of the month rolls around. John valby --
  • 4 star rating Hanging with Dr Dirty tonight! Show starts at 8 Don't miss it! --
  • 1 star rating People who are just "appalled" and "outraged" over Fraternity Chants have obviously never listened to John Valby --
  • 4 star rating Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole. -- John Valby --
  • 1 star rating Today, John Valby aka dr. dirty is 75. I ve seen him twice, and I met him after the show both times. Really nice guy. --
  • 4 star rating Howard Cosell's biggest protrusion is his asshole. -- John Valby --
  • 5 star rating Singing John Valby songs at the 9/11 memorial while others look on in horror and disgust is what the founding fathers would have wanted --
  • 4 star rating Come on, Carl, let's liven up this party, play some John Valby --
  • 4 star rating John valby is playing in sunset tonight so that's cool --
  • 1 star rating "Dr. Dirty" John Valby has mastered mixing crude humor with his musical scores. See him LIVE at COMIX tomorrow night! 10:30! --
  • 5 star rating Good Morning! we will talk to John Fogerty, what makes him happy now & what was his inspiration for his songs? also- John Valby's new song! --
  • 3 star rating John Valby will get the kids watching this halftime show Hey Ladi Ladi Lo! --
  • 3 star rating If anyone is bored and can get to Comedy At Carlson by 8, I have an extra John Valby ticket! --
  • 4 star rating Great time last night with John Valby. Thanks to all that came! --
  • 5 star rating John Valby - Latex vagina --
  • 5 star rating John valby: BIGGEST SAVAGE EVER! --
  • 5 star rating Who loves John Valby? --
  • 3 star rating You know how you felt when Prince died? I'm going to feel that when John Valby passes --
  • 4 star rating Ty Kelly ??? Sounds like the start of a John Valby punchline --
  • 4 star rating Now Playing on the J-Train to funny town...John Valby - Ymca --
  • 5 star rating I must add, re. my beloved, late brother-in-law: My mom also loved "Seven Dirty Words." I'm sure both of them loved John Valby. --
  • 3 star rating Dr Dirty John Valby on air with us now. Catch him at Sunset Bay tonight! --
  • 2 star rating Sorry for my raunchy comments. My sense of humor can be gross. If you know who he is you will understand --
  • 1 star rating My prediction for Trump's choice of inaugural "poet" is John Valby reciting filthy limericks such as "Up for Re-Erection." --
  • 5 star rating John Valby should write a theme song for the --
  • 3 star rating 'If you think it's dirty you're fucking well right' ~ John Valby :) ;) --
  • 5 star rating Christmas Medley by John Valby --
  • 4 star rating Now Playing on the J-Train to funny town...John Valby - Skeeter --
  • 3 star rating John Valby has some pretty good Christmas tunes if you are in the twisted holiday spirit --
  • 3 star rating I ID DIE DICE DICED DECIDE BLOWJOB - from the Solutions to John Valby's Puzzle Page --
  • 5 star rating As the electoral college starts its vote, I have an urge to post nothing but John Valby songs but I'm going to show some restraint. --
  • 3 star rating LOL John Valby's beer poem. "If her twat can't hold it, I bet her Heiny Can!" --
  • 4 star rating I'm sure Olaf Rye has listened to this listening to John Valby --
  • 5 star rating He is the best --
  • 1 star rating John Valby:"eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew" "BAN" refugees, camel shit and deport Mexicans too! (MAGA) --

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