John Tesh

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Fuck s sake, Apple, not everyone wants U2 in their library. This is like forcing everyone to take the collected works of John Tesh. -- Lady Teija of Asgard
• Now Richard Kiel waits along with Manute Bol and Andre the Giant for John Tesh to die so they can start the tallest ska band in Heaven! -- Anthony Herrera
• Congratulations to Mel Brooks on getting his Hollywood star and finally being equal in influence and stature to John Tesh. -- Craig Koenekoop
• John tesh is stupid -- Chloe Bowman
• John Tesh, don't stand there and tell me that shopping is physical exercise. That's incredulous. -- Derek Self
• Kitties are singing karaoke to: The John Tesh Project - This Is It on: Smooth Jazz Florida WSJF-DB -- Garage Pi
• The music for these casino videos is right in the John Tesh/Yanni range -- Brendan O'Brien
• 103.1 is all John Tesh Radio Show all the time. More life hacks than I'd know what to do with if I lived to be 1,000 -- Thomas Reiker
• He is a threat to human society -- SAM
• John Tesh at the table over from me. Is that a thing? -- SkippyV
• He is an annoying know it all. -- Jen
• Alien ship pulls into orbit, observes humanity. It is decided humanity is foolish and must die. "No...We can teach them," says John Tesh. -- Mike Hill
• In fact it wasn't about anyone. Just so everyone knows John Tesh says that women find married men are more attractive. -- Brittany Walters
• I have a really weird 3rd degree connection to John Tesh. -- Amie
• The real advantage for me is that I have the opportunity to lead worship every Sunday. John Tesh -- Worship
• He doesn't know but my family is devastated he lost his job working with John Tesh and his new show intelligence for your life -- Jason Ehrlich
• "Roundball Rock" is awesome, but I would actually hire Vince DiCola and not John Tesh for an NBA theme. ESPN should do it asap. -- Nate Jones
• John Tesh, camel milk isn't going to cure everything in the world -- St Mark Youth Jvl
• The cab driver is so offended right now because I told him that "john tesh from the radio thinks he's so smart." -- Lewis York
• Coldplay is what happens when fans of John Tesh start a band and try to sound like Radiohead. -- Accidental Chair
• Hell is just John Tesh giving you insanely stupid "tips" to improve your resume -- Justin Welch
• He is America's most trusted source for scientific research and cultural studies -- your crappy dracula
• The amount of stuff I learn from listening to The John Tesh Radio Show is crazy. -- BATGIRL.
• I just threw my brother shade on FB for always sharing recipes there, & also being a fan of John Tesh. Then I told him to go to Pinterest. -- Stacy Lukasavitz
• John Tesh would like to remind you, he is not the dad from -- Michael
• I ve said it before, I ll say it again: he is one of the most interesting men in America. -- Mαtt Thomαs
• John Tesh just said that monacles are trendy for men my age. I don't think so. And why am I listening to John Tesh anyway? -- Mickey Baugher
• Winding down the morning on 94.3 WFAS - he is standing by with Today HIt's and Yesterday's Favorites - Thanks for listening :) -- WFAS-AM
• The dad from Seventh Heaven is not John Tesh, ok?! -- lyneka little
• "White Skin Privilege" is John Tesh's much less impressive cover of Slayer's "Dead Skin Mask." -- Justin Bellavita
• I have learned so much from John Tesh -- Grace
• At the doctor's office & the John Tesh Radio Show is on. No way Tesh isn't a serial killer...a velveteen-voiced, rage-filled killer. -- G Braves
• I wish I had the energy to live comment Shocker. But my brain hurts. he is on screen right now, though. -- Mike Cecchini
• Grantland Basketball Hour is on ABC at 2pm ET/11am PST. he is involved. -- Jacoby
• I wonder where he is right now. I bet he's sitting on a very comfortable fluffy cloud. -- thadkew
• He is a genius. -- Aaron Padoshek
• "he is my God" -- Kadine Coffey
• Bill Simmons using the old John Tesh NBA theme for 'Basketball Hour' is nostalgically genius. -- José Garcia Jr.
• Flipped to ESPN as started this Grantland show. Was going to change channels, but they played John Tesh's Roundball Rock, so I'll watch. -- Matt Bair
• The new Grantland NBA show is already the greatest. Why? NBA on NBC theme by John Tesh. -- B. Crone
• JOHN TESH LOOKS TERRIBLE HOW DID HE GO SO BALD -- NegativeDunkalectics
• John Tesh and a cartoon Dirk....The Grantland Basketball Hour is off to a great start. -- Thomas Beisner
• Ok Grantlands NBA show is an all timer. Jim Ross and John Tesh NBC theme. -- Ray
• "John Tesh.. all u do is google things to tell everybody" -- T-ayy-a♕
• If you don't know what intelligence for your life is by John Tesh I don't like you. -- Brittany Guy
• Why is John Tesh not the host of Jeopardy? -- caleb rowe
• Or whatever the heck this crap is. It's like Yanni and John Tesh had a mutant baby and it's taking over the neighborhood. -- S. Y. Affolee
• Why do I follow John Tesh on so many social networks? -- Megan Temple
• I thought Fox paid to use Pearl Jam songs with baseball? How come all I'm hearing is John Tesh's "Sleigh Ride" knockoff (giddy up let's go.) -- Breakdown Cards
• Because he is a douche. -- ThunderPunk

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