John Schneider

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• I know John Schneider from Smallville and the Dukes Of Hazzard. He has a wonderful smile and great pecs. -- Daisy
• I know John Schneider from . . .Dukes mostly (when we were both younger). He was a cutie back then, but as Jonathan Kent on Smallville he was the hottest TV dad I've ever seen. But he's also a man of substance. -- Arik Jackson
• I know John Schneider from the Dukes of Hazzard and the WB series Smallville. Nice chest. -- Daisy
• I know John Schneider from wouldn't watch the ahole take piss. Steer clear of this player he uses people. -- unknown
• I know John Schneider from seeing him for the first time. Pretty funny, cool guy but a little weird at times. Marriages? This guy just needs sometime to pay his bills not marry him. Of course that's what the current wife is going to be doing forever with him. Paying his bills. He's got a SugarMomma! LOL You know, like sugardaddy? (Old school term.) -- 2muchfun
• I know John Schneider from had a crush once. Found out he likes to play both fields...like a set of saloon doors in a strong wind. Basically by... only person that loves him more than any women is his friend Wopat... -- Very disappointed & surprised
• Did really just say "duking it out" on :P -- Ellie Fearn
• can u follow pleas <- her birthday is in 2 days. -- SPNTVDlover
• He is still FINE! Lol He aged well and still cute :-)! :-)! :-)# -- Ms NO NONSENSE & BS
• "People Think God Doesn't Pay Attention To The Details. God Is IN The Details" - John Schneider. -- هانيا.
• *2010* john schneider: whatcha got there buddy nix: oh this? this is just a busted marshawn lynch schneider: can i have it nix: sure i guess -- Technically, yes
• I know this sounds weird, but you are one of the very few teen heart throbs, that looks as good now, as you did back then. -- David Craig
• Thought: From Tin Cup to Man of Steel... My favorite Jonathan Kent is Kevin Costner next to John Schneider from Lois & Clark. -- Teena P
• Someday I'll get a Tom Wopat follow Maybe even a John Schneider follow But today is not that day -- ashley
• OMG how do I always forget is in ? Freaking love this movie (& love him!) -- Stephanie Richenberg
• Snow Day is one of the best kid-friendly movies EVER; Chevy Chase and crack me up every time! -- Cricket Lee
• Wrap parties remind me that I should be concerned about losing my edge. Also, he is wearing pink pants. -- Mike Germon
• Btw the fact that John Schneider uses that "parking lot brawl" metaphor in interviews at least once a year is so amazing -- Hey guys it's spooky
• Now Playing: John Schneider - Redneck Is the Backbone of America -- Internet Radio WXYZ
• Hello, i guess you heard the bad news about Sarah Danielle Madison, you worked with her on the show 90210, really sad :( -- Roby
• He is my Copilot, not really, but how great would that be? -- ~HotSauceBrain~
• He is currently putting the Whitehurst trade back in his resume -- Stuart Court
• John Schneider: This was an extremely difficult decision, we are constantly evaluating. This is in our best interest to move team forward. -- Ian Rapoport
• Love watching people flip about Percy being traded... As if Pete Carroll and John Schneider haven't proven they know what they are doing... -- Ryland Spencer™
• John Schneider former Dukes if Hazard star is circulating at Edwards party. -- Marsha Shuler
• Honestly hope John Schneider's new studio isn't as half-hazard as it seems. -- Randy Mack
• Don't give a damn John Schneider, you make sure this guy is on the roster next year. -- Hudsons Bae
• what in the hell is wrong with you? You should come to missouri to the mizzou arena and sing. We all in columbia love you -- tony stradford
• my nam is Lillian I am your biggest fan please follow me onhere -- lillian miller
• Eight weeks until the NFL draft so almost time for the annual article on how John Schneider freaking owns the second round -- John Fraley
• So first JeBailey was here, now Steve Young. Apparently John Schneider will be here as well. -- Main Event TV
• This is why repeating in the NFL is no joke, every team brings their A game! John Schneider you should of kept Chris Clemons! Red Bryant! -- Arbys
• Can I just say that I have such a crush on now and back in the day!! - watching the dukes of hazzard!! -- Tashina Leigh
• Trent Baalke is scouting LSU-Alabama.. GM he is scouting UCLA-Washington tonight. -- Christian Gin
• Caller: "Jerry Dipoto is the best GM in Seattle." Me: "Better than John Schneider?" Caller: "Its trending that way." -- Dave Softy Mahler
• I wonder if John Schneider's screen saver is a picture of Jalen Ramsey. -- Jake Brydson
• Johnny Cash is now discussing ovaries with John Schneider. Baffling Ford didn't go in this direction with the script. -- ELab
• John Schneider gets a text from Dan Quinn as soon as Purifoy is released. "Can you believe they let Lou go?" "No lol, claiming him now" -- Grant Sinning
• "Integrity is not saying it was somebody else's fault. Integrity is taking your lumps when you deserve them." - John Schneider -- RisenMagazine
• Manager John Schneider said Black Friday is the biggest sales day of the year for the Eatontown Best Buy. Expecting up to 6,000 customers. -- Andrew Ford
• That moment when you're watching Smallville and he is driving down the road listening to the Dukes of Hazzard theme. -- Sherri Mercury
• At Dinos with Dane Rhodes, John Schneider, his son, and a very beautiful woman who looks like Tari Hahn. -- Michael P. Sullivan
• He is that guy in your fantasy league trying to deal Knile Davis for Allen Robinson -- Zach Whitman
• Why is it every show I watch with John Schneider he dies -- Ellen
• In other news: Pete Carroll and John Schneider, this is the year to keep a 1st round pick. We need to get a piece of this UW defense. -- McJazz™
• Trust gets you killed, Love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated. - Johnny Cash -- John Schneider
• THANKS JOHN. YOU ALSO BE VERY CAREFUL -- YOLANDA ISABEL PEREZ
• I am grossly offended by flag burning. But... is the Golds Gym logo to be considered a symbol of racism as well now ... -- ♥♥Kimberly Moore ♥♥
• And everybody knows Google is always right. Right? My sons school forbids Google for their work. They use library instead. -- Marielle Buster
• you are confusing me which john is u john -- Christina MacLane

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