John Safran

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Australian filmmaker
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating is josh Thomas and bob katter the new john safran and show? Maybe they can fill in for you during holidays? --
  • 3 star rating Hi any chance you were free this coming Weds to talk to John Safran in Australia? DM if so --
  • 3 star rating one of them was with John Safran in that infamous stunt involving Ray Martin's bins. --
  • 3 star rating Who wanted to borrow my copy of John Safran's Murder in Mississippi? I've forgotten. --
  • 5 star rating If you're in to true murder books about white supremacists with homosexual tendencies check out Murder in Mississippi by John Safran 10/10 --
  • 1 star rating "Murder in Mississippi" John Safran. 2 stars. Too much like reading a diary, and not really a particularly interesting crime. --
  • 2 star rating I don't blame John Safran, but he jumped into each religion with minimal research in how to go about it. --
  • 5 star rating How John Safran Lost A Year In Mississippi --
  • 5 star rating How Author John Safran Lost A Year In Mississippi --
  • 5 star rating On such a True Crime bender. All of Serial in a week, then finished John Safran's Murder in Mississippi in 2 days. HIGHLY recommend. --
  • 1 star rating "Stop wanting answers to everything! The world is full of plot holes and that makes the world more interesting." John Safran --
  • 1 star rating So impromptu gig, seeing Damian Cowell from TISM performing with Shaun Micallef, John Safran, Kate Miller-Heidke Etc! :-D --
  • 1 star rating John Safran from You Don't Mess with the Zohan stars in Memoirs of a Geisha about a grouchy Policy analyst named Nohemi --
  • 4 star rating Whatchin' john safran rock out on tambourine.... pretty mint --
  • 1 star rating I m listening to a man on a john safran podcast describe indepth how awe inspiring the rock s butt is. it s everywhere --
  • 2 star rating Welcome back John Safran!Within days tripleJ will air our first totally fresh Sunday Night Safran for weeks. --
  • 3 star rating He is sooo right! K-Rudd is exactly like George Costanza from Seinfeld! --
  • 5 star rating At The Club stuck between John Safran and a girl i used to have a crush on --
  • 3 star rating Not quite sure why he is now a club DJ but just going to go along with it --
  • 5 star rating Into the Weekly Review sitting among a pile autumn leaves and muttering, as my friend John Safran always reassuringly said, "bobby waffle". --
  • 3 star rating Maybe John Safran can remind us all what a beautiful thing religion is on JJJ once more... --
  • 2 star rating Wild story, but buzzfeed found the guy who pressed the '3AW' ecstasy pill in that episode of john safran --
  • 3 star rating John Safran and Father Bob talking about 'hooligans' on Triple J in the next minute or two... --
  • 1 star rating Seriously in the whole internet there is not one working torrent of speaking in tongues or john safran vs god... thats an --
  • 4 star rating Last night finished reading Murder in Mississippi by John Safran. --
  • 4 star rating 1972 John Safran, Australian screenwriter and producer. Happy 43th! --
  • 2 star rating Jon Ronson at is less dangerous ideas and more him talking smack with John Safran and I am 100% OK with that. --
  • 4 star rating There's a 12 year old on this bus who sounds exactly like John Safran --
  • 5 star rating I love how John Safran addresses with "dear listeners" --
  • 5 star rating Still reeling from Season 3 of Nathan For You. The most real, daring comedic work of televisual art since John Safran's Race Relations. --
  • 5 star rating Thanks John Safran and Father Bob. --
  • 5 star rating No more John Safran and Father bob :' ) --
  • 3 star rating My Friday night is gonna be awesome! Sam Harris, Maajid Nawaz, John Safran and Charlie Pickering! --
  • 5 star rating Maajid Nawaz & Sam Harris are doing talks in Aus this month, hosted by Charlie Pickering & John Safran. The White Left's idols strike again. --
  • 5 star rating John safran has the worst listening face. --
  • 1 star rating I can just imagine John Safran in the Republican debate, it would be hilarious. Trump would still win though. --
  • 5 star rating An honor to have . following me. Dear John Safran, I hope to see you soon in my beloved --
  • 5 star rating Ive Stayed with Deb's Family & her Sister is in TV & her name is Lisa Fineberg, Interviewer & they are also Family Friends with John Safran. --
  • 1 star rating Finally getting around to reading John Safran's Murder in Mississippi. Intriguing. True Crime stories might be my new obsession! --
  • 4 star rating Meet the Mavericks - 1x05 - John Safran & Jon Ronson [SDTV] --
  • 4 star rating Also, John Safran should host every Q&A. Really good stuff. --
  • 4 star rating Wait... What about the John Safran who sent that comment?! --
  • 5 star rating Closely followed by john safran (DJ SET) --
  • 1 star rating Malcolm Roberts is the kind of guy that wouldn't look out of place in a Jon Ronson article or John Safran program. --
  • 5 star rating Not only is Louie Theroux in Melbourne (which is cool) but this afternoon I saw John Safran rushing down the street to have coffee with him. --
  • 5 star rating *John Safran Not The Sunscreen Song ©1998 --
  • 4 star rating John Safran I want to kiss you on your perfect jaw --
  • 1 star rating Our next Kelvin Club lunch features award-winning documentary-maker John Safran! Friday 11 November 12.30pm. DM for booking deets --
  • 1 star rating White privilege is 'satirists' like Chris Lilley and John Safran repeatedly using blackface and still being labelled 'edgy' --
  • 3 star rating 'Part of the reason I have been so productive is because I have no plan b' - John Safran --

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