Jerry Seinfeld

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American comedian (Famous from Seinfeld)
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Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza Reunite for Super Bowl

7 years ago (February 3, 2014, 7pm)
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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating I want to see a Young Thug x Jerry Seinfeld album so bad --
  • 5 star rating Tina fey is the female Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 5 star rating Is Jerry Seinfeld dead yet? --
  • 4 star rating Yesterday Kim told me she doesn't know who he is. How.... --
  • 1 star rating So in seinfeld jerry calls ppl dumb idiots too? like did i get that from seinfeld or am i just jerry seinfeld????? --
  • 5 star rating Jerry seinfeld is my lord and savior --
  • 3 star rating A two-year-old is kind of like having a but you don't have a for it. Seinfeld --
  • 1 star rating "If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump."- Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 2 star rating A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 3 star rating Jerry Seinfeld: "If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? " --
  • 3 star rating Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with. -Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 1 star rating "If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump." -Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 5 star rating Is Jerry Seinfeld a Disney character? --
  • 3 star rating Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. -Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 5 star rating "90 percent of success is just not purposely giving yourself diarrhea to get out of shows any more than three times a month"-Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 2 star rating "If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 1 star rating "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her." - Jerry, Seinfeld 1997 --
  • 4 star rating Am I the only one that thinks jerry Seinfeld is hot? --
  • 5 star rating I hate being around alcoholics because they're either telling you how much they love you or how much they hate you. --Jerry, Seinfeld --
  • 3 star rating Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason - Jerry Seinfeld. --
  • 3 star rating When you really want to be a Jerry Seinfeld, but deep down you're just another George Costanza. --
  • 5 star rating BlazingNacho Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld > --
  • 3 star rating I'm really Larry David slash Jerry Seinfeld. Trapped in a broke rappers life. --
  • 4 star rating For dressing up like the Jerry Seinfeld bee, my sister is --
  • 3 star rating Watching Anderson for the first time with guest Jerry Seinfeld. Very pleased with this show. --
  • 4 star rating My name is Jerry Seinfeld. I come from New York. I bring Heavycoins. --
  • 3 star rating Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 4 star rating Jerry Seinfeld's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me --
  • 3 star rating [Bass intro music playing] Jerry Seinfeld, onstage: "So what's the deal with butts?" --
  • 1 star rating 2/ Even when he is reusing bits you have heard before he is funny. Worth the price I paid to see him perform live last night. --
  • 3 star rating If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 5 star rating See Brian Regan live Sunday in Chrysler Hall! Tix still available! He is one of my favorite, favorite stand-up comedians. - Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 4 star rating Jerry seinfeld's voice is probably one of the most recognizable ever --
  • 3 star rating Jerry Seinfeld tonight in Seattle. Can't believe I'm seeing him. So excited. --
  • 4 star rating He is coming here near my birthday and i lowkey really wanna go --
  • 1 star rating Jasmine is seeing Jerry Seinfeld in Seattle without me, id almost rather she cheat on me or eat my food. I feel so betrayed. --
  • 2 star rating Just realized today that the April Fools Comedian from the Fairly Odd Parents is based off of Jerry Seinfeld. --
  • 5 star rating The fact that he is 62 is oddly disturbing. --
  • 2 star rating He is now the same age as the actress that played his mother (Liz Sheridan) at the time of 'The Pen' episode. --
  • 1 star rating "Any interesting person is a compilation of function and disfunction" - Jerry Seinfeld. Discuss amongst yourselves. --
  • 1 star rating The more I listen to my math teacher the less he sounds like Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know if I'm losing the magic or if he is. --
  • 4 star rating That song Starving by Jerry Seinfeld's daughter is super catchy --
  • 3 star rating Losing pens is to me as losing a single sock is to Jerry Seinfeld impersonators. --
  • 4 star rating Just found out Jerry Seinfeld's real name is Jerome. --
  • 4 star rating "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 4 star rating "Holy shit is that Jerry Seinfeld?" - me every time I watch Bee Movie --
  • 3 star rating What is up with the huge ass hoop earrings **in Jerry Seinfeld's voice** --
  • 3 star rating If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld | | --
  • 2 star rating So we re working out, so that we ll be in shape, for when we have to do our exercises - Jerry Seinfeld --
  • 5 star rating He is SIXTY FUCKING TWO. What the FUCK --

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