Jerry Seinfeld

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• I know Jerry Seinfeld from TV and his tight jeans and he's funny and well hung and such and more. -- Belg
• I want to see a Young Thug x Jerry Seinfeld album so bad -- Sean
• Tina fey is the female Jerry Seinfeld -- Max Liebel
• Is Jerry Seinfeld dead yet? -- Edgy Dad
• Yesterday Kim told me she doesn't know who he is. How.... -- Brandon Sheehy
• So in seinfeld jerry calls ppl dumb idiots too? like did i get that from seinfeld or am i just jerry seinfeld????? -- sydn y
• Jerry seinfeld is my lord and savior -- zander bot
• A two-year-old is kind of like having a but you don't have a for it. Seinfeld -- Mr.Froggypants
• "If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump."- Jerry Seinfeld -- josh whelton
• A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Jerry Seinfeld -- Andi Jamus
• Jerry Seinfeld: "If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? " -- Book Lovers
• Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with. -Jerry Seinfeld -- Valerie DoBrava
• "If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump." -Jerry Seinfeld -- Tim Dowd
• Is Jerry Seinfeld a Disney character? -- Brenda León
• Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. -Jerry Seinfeld -- Tim Fargo
• "90 percent of success is just not purposely giving yourself diarrhea to get out of shows any more than three times a month"-Jerry Seinfeld -- scott crisp
• "If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Jerry Seinfeld -- Yorky Gonzalez
• "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her." - Jerry, Seinfeld 1997 -- Mickey Kayline
• Am I the only one that thinks jerry Seinfeld is hot? -- Alina
• I hate being around alcoholics because they're either telling you how much they love you or how much they hate you. --Jerry, Seinfeld -- Filmfreak Mafia
• Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason - Jerry Seinfeld. -- Book Quotes
• When you really want to be a Jerry Seinfeld, but deep down you're just another George Costanza. -- Sweet Cherry Jones
• BlazingNacho Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld > -- Levy McGarden
• I'm really Larry David slash Jerry Seinfeld. Trapped in a broke rappers life. -- Meka
• For dressing up like the Jerry Seinfeld bee, my sister is -- Veronica
• Watching Anderson for the first time with guest Jerry Seinfeld. Very pleased with this show. -- Audria VINCENT
• My name is Jerry Seinfeld. I come from New York. I bring Heavycoins. -- Buffcoat and Beaver
• Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason Jerry Seinfeld -- Kinesiodyssey
• Jerry Seinfeld's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me -- Lyric
• [Bass intro music playing] Jerry Seinfeld, onstage: "So what's the deal with butts?" -- Skinny Carter
• 2/ Even when he is reusing bits you have heard before he is funny. Worth the price I paid to see him perform live last night. -- Tren Griffin
• If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld -- Dria Pustaka, PT.
• See Brian Regan live Sunday in Chrysler Hall! Tix still available! He is one of my favorite, favorite stand-up comedians. - Jerry Seinfeld -- SevenVenues
• Jerry seinfeld's voice is probably one of the most recognizable ever -- ☯ シ yung josh 420 ☯
• Jerry Seinfeld tonight in Seattle. Can't believe I'm seeing him. So excited. -- Zach
• He is coming here near my birthday and i lowkey really wanna go -- mad
• Jasmine is seeing Jerry Seinfeld in Seattle without me, id almost rather she cheat on me or eat my food. I feel so betrayed. -- Flocka
• Just realized today that the April Fools Comedian from the Fairly Odd Parents is based off of Jerry Seinfeld. -- Mariella Meza
• The fact that he is 62 is oddly disturbing. -- Bede A P Kelleher
• He is now the same age as the actress that played his mother (Liz Sheridan) at the time of 'The Pen' episode. -- Derek Seibert
• "Any interesting person is a compilation of function and disfunction" - Jerry Seinfeld. Discuss amongst yourselves. -- jeff perera
• The more I listen to my math teacher the less he sounds like Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know if I'm losing the magic or if he is. -- Yikes
• That song Starving by Jerry Seinfeld's daughter is super catchy -- Andy S.
• Losing pens is to me as losing a single sock is to Jerry Seinfeld impersonators. -- Copywriterly
• Just found out Jerry Seinfeld's real name is Jerome. -- Ratch Revolutionary
• "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." Jerry Seinfeld -- Darren DePaul
• "Holy shit is that Jerry Seinfeld?" - me every time I watch Bee Movie -- Stephen Eyler
• What is up with the huge ass hoop earrings **in Jerry Seinfeld's voice** -- MountaineerFeevaDiva
• If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld | | -- Jewish Comedians
• So we re working out, so that we ll be in shape, for when we have to do our exercises - Jerry Seinfeld -- Erik Hercules

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