House

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• This Halloween, my house is going to be a ghost house -- GEORGE SHELLEY
• Need someone to teleport to my house right now so we can watch hocus pocus together and laugh about life -- anthony spears
• "I Remember one night I went to Erykah badu house , she made tea for me we talked about love and what life could really be for me." -- ⚡️⚡️
• My outfit is like on point right now, but I feel like I'm gonna second guess it n change it before I leave the house -- David Serrato
• Currently 3:42 and I have been standing outside of my house since 3:10 where the hell is my brother -- sianna
• Lemme get myself together so can go over Maila house to get the girls done -- Ayye Ohh !
• My dads house is a fucking joke. -- Honah
• Parents: You need to do stuff to keep your mind off of your anxiety Me: So can I go over to a friend's house? Parents: r u serious? no. -- Hannah
• Btw did i mention that guy that look like chunji my house dance class? he's so cute, he can't dance at all aw -- rosi .
• UGH I AM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE HOUSE -- Sarah Kathryn Haley
• I keep forgetting to remind reporters that this isn't the first comment crime solved, there was the guy who commented breaking into a house -- FanSince09
• James 1:23-24 -- He looks into the mirror and sees that his hair needs a comb, but still leaves the house being in a mess. -- Ying Liew
• This is my dream house -- Amy
• I'd like to watch the new series of doctor who but i just can't even stand the thought of 11th not being there anymore. no. nononno. -- // Esphir ø //
• Meeting my sons gf for the first time on a half hr warning .......never tidied the house so quick in all my life -- Deb Molyneaux
• Lost my id so I've told my little brother and sister whoever finds it ill give £5 and they're literally turning house upside down lol cuties -- tammy
• Some of the house assembly material is outrageous -- Marc
• So apparently neighbor's cars were getting opened too and someone tried getting in their house.. not as safe as it used to be up here -- lupe
• I feel really pissed off for no reason and if there are no more oreos in this house idk what the fuck I'm gonna do -- hedera helix
• Its so cold in this house! -- pflug
• I hate this house hunting process sometimes... Murfreesboro is so cut throat. at this moment I just wanna move to a dark deep hole. -- Aimee Branson
• Alex's house is so stressful lol wtf -- Tiffany Milina
• "Government" is just a word for the things we do together. So, apparently, we all suck at protecting the White House. -- Dale Franks
• BREAKING: Majority Whip Steve Scalise returns to House, votes at the Capitol for the first time since being shot. -- The Associated Press
• Out of everyone in that house derrick did deserve it SO CONGRATS -- ☠ sorry not sorry ☠
• And what I really want is that house built! Lol -- ♎️Oct.12♎️
• I hate that big brother is over like no more new footage of zach doing iconic things in the house :( -- zachs cinammon apple
• Chill there's really a show called house hunters -- Lesco❗❗
• Cleaning up my Gma House Is HELL ! -- ⓂurlanddⓂooda
• Is it creepy that I stopped by grapevine just to drive by my old house? Lolz idgaf -- Sarah Park
• The house of cards intro is way to long -- Knoxypooh
• My goal in life is to get a big ass house with a tree house that's even bigger then that bitch -- BranTheDon
• Is back in business with a 7500 sq. Ft monster house in pella Iowa. Time to build like a machine and stack some paper! Wooo wooo! -- John Knapp
• I Swear I'm Going Curse Him Out So Fuckin Bad! Why Would He Ever Leave Me Ina House All Day Like This Wit No Phone! -- Spoiled Rotten 
• Today my parents told me once our old house is fixed up it is mine and I can live there. Let the fixing up begin -- Liv
• It don't have many life goals, but one of them is to build a house. Maybe not personally but you know what I mean. -- Ant
• It's so boring at my house -- brittney ☯ †
• Sang in the "privacy of my own house" about a baby being safest in my "arms" --for them to put that much effort into harassing me tells you -- Cameo Loree Garrett
• Made trace drive past our house so i could listen to hotel california on the radio -- jenna elford
• I swear if my shirt isn't at my house when I get there I'm gonna be so mf pissed -- allie ❥
• A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. ~Benjamin Franklin -- Jill Jackson
• So who's partying at the Goat House after Mule Days saturday? -- Cameron Harper
• I drive myself crazy being in this house -- patty
• This is how it works the house passes tge bill tge Senate approves it the president has no choice but to sign -- yolanda allen
• Well that is myself and my dad offically moved out our wee house in Brightons, sad day for us. Had some amazing memories in that house -- Bianca Bryce
• The guy doing my lawn is singing and I can hear him inside the house as he's walking around -- Rachel Kirkland
• The target by my house is hiring and i'm like hmm should i apply :// -- pink fuck
• I told my mom that bukkake is Japanese for bundt cake... I hope I'm there when she orders dessert at the steak house. -- Tina Roosvelt
• Hooters is soooo good .. I swear I can eat there everyday .. I need a year supply of Hooters .. And Waffle House -- Russ Ruby Rhod Smith
• Apparently the 34th birthday I'm attending this weekend is not just a house party as previously thought. No, we are going to a club after. -- Lynda Moorhead

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