Hannibal Buress

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating Hannibal Buress apparently is going to have a book out soon too. --
  • 3 star rating I think of Hannibal Buress every time someone uses the phrase so many levels --
  • 4 star rating HANNIBAL BURESS IS PLAYING SEND IT UP LOUD AS SHIT YESSSSS --
  • 2 star rating Avoiding spiteful comedy, he is one of the most consistently funny dudes around. - him & Louis CK. --
  • 5 star rating He is funny --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating He is husband material --
  • 1 star rating Going to see Hannibal Buress sunday because he is a fav & I could really use some good laughs at this time in my life. --
  • 4 star rating Hannibal Buress had me crying though - he is ridiculous. --
  • 5 star rating I submit that he is the best comedian alive. --
  • 5 star rating Hannibal buress is opening!! --
  • 4 star rating He is coming here and that's the best news I've heard all week --
  • 2 star rating Is anyone going to see Hannibal Buress at Playhouse Square on Sunday? I'm going by myself as of now.. --
  • 1 star rating Got some cheap tickets so I'm going to see Aziz Ansari and Hannibal Buress on a whim tonight at MSG. What an event. --
  • 4 star rating HANNIBAL BURESS IS IN INDY TOMORROW! HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?! --
  • 3 star rating The secret to a good day at work is listening to Hannibal Buress on spotify. --
  • 5 star rating He is now BOGO. Too bad I ll be in St Louis... --
  • 5 star rating Why don't more people know who hannibal buress is --
  • 3 star rating 'Those are two so-so jokes, I just like saying "hop on this shuttle bus."' - Hannibal Buress --
  • 5 star rating "Yeah, he was talking to me, but his teeth looked like 32 tiny, white guns. So we shot him 32 times in the mouth." -Hannibal Buress --
  • 5 star rating He is funny as fuck --
  • 4 star rating Hannibal buress is in RO in like 2 days....hmmmm..... --
  • 5 star rating Oh my god, lol, he is so funny xD --
  • 5 star rating Indy. Hannibal Buress show is on today's Groupon. This dude is one of my favorites when he's on Bob and Tom. If you can make it, get it. --
  • 1 star rating I'm really about to buy a ticket to see Aziz Ansari and Hannibal Buress at MSG alone in two days. This is so real --
  • 3 star rating Finally officially starting broad city and Hannibal buress is in it hahahahha oh god --
  • 3 star rating He is opening for Aziz Ansari at MSG and why do I not live in New York, again? --
  • 4 star rating Hannibal buress is the funniest comedian I've ever heard --
  • 4 star rating He is going to be at the Lincoln Theatre. Guess who will be there... --
  • 2 star rating Also I missed a surprise Hannibal Buress show in SF last night so that's pretty much how life is going --
  • 1 star rating . I see you used our extra-secret backup code phrase, "Hello everyone my name is Hannibal Buress." At dawn we flee to Prague. --
  • 5 star rating And he is definitely playing DeJuan Blair. --
  • 5 star rating He is so funny --
  • 3 star rating Hannibal buress was here for sxsw and i had no idea my heart is broken --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious , --
  • 5 star rating He is fucking hilarious --
  • 5 star rating He is my new favorite comedian --
  • 1 star rating So in the span of two days I have now seen open mike eagle, the Lucas Brothers, Hannibal Buress, and Windows 98 live --
  • 4 star rating HANNIBAL BURESS IS AT MY WORK RN AND I M FREAKING OUT --
  • 2 star rating How we have those 2 convos at the same time.... these comment streets so crazy ( hannibal buress voice) --
  • 3 star rating I saw open mike eagle and hannibal buress perform advice raps so i left early --
  • 3 star rating People i would marry very quickly: Alfie Enoch, Hannibal Buress, Katie END OF LIST --
  • 5 star rating Yo. he is HILARIOUS! --
  • 1 star rating Started watching can not get over just how damn amazing Abbi Jackson, Ilana Glazer and Hannibal Buress are in it. So funny. --
  • 5 star rating He is about to kill it at Coffman. --
  • 5 star rating Aww man, he is coming to UC. --
  • 2 star rating Who is ready to see Hannibal Buress tonight? Doors open at 7 and show starts at 7:30 in Coffman Great Hall! --
  • 3 star rating Watched Hannibal Buress' stand up a few days ago..that nigga is funny as hell --
  • 5 star rating He is my favorite comedian right now. He doesn't say anything that isn't funny. I really love his stuff --
  • 5 star rating Hannibal buress>eric andre --

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