Gibby Haynes

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American musician (Famous from Lead singer of Butthole Surfers)
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  • 1 star rating Sick Beard: Download Finished: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 19x80 - Amy Yates Wuelfing & Gibby Haynes --
  • 4 star rating Mastodon Team Up With Butthole Surfers Gibby Haynes, Stream Atlanta --
  • 3 star rating Now playing on WGMU: You Don't Have To Be Smart - Third Man Single by Gibby Haynes --
  • 5 star rating Icon, a screenshot from a short film called "Stuff" (1993), about John Frusciante's life back then. Shot by Gibby Haynes and Johnny Depp. --
  • 4 star rating Autocorrect just turned Gibby Haynes into Hubby Haynes. --
  • 5 star rating Gibby Haynes --
  • 5 star rating I still have a crush on Gibby Haynes --
  • 5 star rating Watching the Austin Sonic Highways episode. Took me a few minutes to realize the guy talking was Gibby Haynes. Did not realize he is 57! --
  • 5 star rating He is on HBO!! --
  • 5 star rating Hipster Gibby Haynes --
  • 3 star rating I wish the 3rd episode of Sonic Highways was just an hour-long interview with Gibby Haynes. --
  • 5 star rating GIBBY HAYNES THO --
  • 5 star rating ...ANDDDD GIBBY HAYNES --
  • 5 star rating He is the Salvador Dali of American underground --
  • 3 star rating Just played: You Don't Have To Be Smart - Gibby Haynes - unknown(unknown) --
  • 3 star rating Queria um álbum do supergroup: Dave Grohl, Flea, Gibby Haynes e Johnny Depp. --
  • 5 star rating Someone just asked me if he is gay?? Really ?? WHO FUCKING CARES?!!!! I love the Butthole Surfers so piss off!! --
  • 3 star rating There's a Gibby Haynes lookalike at this show. Quenchers. Get here, you maniacs! --
  • 5 star rating Re:Austin's Sonic Highways Ep, HBO producer called our news researcher Mike Knoop, who could not find the story Gibby Haynes mentioned. --
  • 5 star rating "Clean it up" -Gibby Haynes --
  • 4 star rating Version of the broken movie was from gibby haynes, hah --
  • 3 star rating I think Gibby Haynes said it best . . ."I like the girls, and the money, and the shame of life" --
  • 1 star rating I'll take 'Movies I Mainly Watched Because They Had Cameos By Gibby Haynes of the Buttholes Surfers" for $500, Alex. --
  • 5 star rating He is just a twisted, Texan Dave Grohl --
  • 2 star rating The perfect man has Stewie Griffin's brain, Alec Baldwin's birthmark & Gibby Haynes's magical cowardice --
  • 5 star rating Gibby Haynes You Don't Have to Be Smart --
  • 2 star rating Analysis of Gibby Haynes's comments: 24% castor oil mishmash, 19% hula hooping, 10% selfie stick tomfoolery --
  • 3 star rating You can fuck your gorgeous wife, cuz your son is gaaaaaay.... -Gibby Haynes --
  • 5 star rating Gibby haynes, lord, gibby haynes --
  • 2 star rating Last night i had a dream i was reading a book with gibby haynes but then we started making out instead --
  • 1 star rating Chance encounter tonight with Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers, who asked if his tie was too Staten Island. --
  • 4 star rating He is the best front man of all time. I don't care what you think. --
  • 5 star rating I had the craziest dream last night, doing drugs and partying with Gibby Haynes. He fucking tore down a whole living room cathedral ceiling --
  • 1 star rating I'm an old band guy and I'm telling the coffee shop girl about when I did acid with Gibby Haynes in Austin in 1986 --
  • 5 star rating Gibby Haynes and Jack White Paul s Not Home --
  • 5 star rating Gibby Haynes Is my patron Saint --
  • 4 star rating Ministry- Jesus Built My Hotrod w/ Gibby Haynes on \m/ \m/ --
  • 3 star rating Office sounds: my boss - Led Zeppelin me - Gibby Haynes and His Problem --
  • 4 star rating Is that guy on this new Big Easy Motors show Gibby Haynes?! --
  • 5 star rating Well you see the thing about regret is its better to regret the things you have done than the things you havent done, thanks gibby haynes --
  • 4 star rating He is easily one of the most underrated frontmen in Rock. --
  • 3 star rating Everyone! 8:30 tonight! BSP in Kingston! Gibby Haynes and PGRA --
  • 5 star rating Also I found a video of Gibby Haynes fishing --
  • 5 star rating Also - I met a trans guy who looked exactly like 30 year old Gibby Haynes, and he was so adorable, I wanted to flirt-poke his belly so bad. --
  • 5 star rating No, I'm not Gibby Haynes. --
  • 5 star rating Deerhoof - Fresh born Bloc Party - Ratchet The La's - There She Goes MudHoney - Touch Me I'm Sick Gibby Haynes - Dream machine --
  • 3 star rating Welp 'gibby haynes getting the succ' is a phrase I never though I'd type out but here we are --
  • 1 star rating Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers suffers from Quadraphobia and has never played a gig in a completely square venue --
  • 3 star rating Kids these days just want more Gibby Haynes dirt for their Henry Winkler prattle --

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