Dylan Carlson

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Dylan Carlson & Rogier Smal:Elephanto Bianco / Kikagaku Moyo:Mammatus Clouds / Sleep:Dopesmoker / Chelsea Wolfe:Pain Is Beauty... -- Hans
• ... samuel delany, davey havok, 70s peter murphy, dylan carlson (i hope he isn't reading this), DU/det ar jag som ar doden -- marxist-BOOjörkist
• he came up here. He is a total incompetent. He couldn't find his ass with a map." Dylan Carlson -- emi
• can't see what your top is but you rockin a heavy Dylan Carlson vibe and it fucking RULES -- Veins Crazy
• Also, he is a Mathew Barney doppelganger. Or the other way around. -- David Hirmes
• Dylan Carlson said something about how a lot of metalheads turn into folk musicians. If you ever see me learning the banjo, shoot me. -- A Spooky Ghost
• "She [Courtney Love] knew the more drugs he did, the less chance that he'd be in a state to get up and leave her." -Dylan Carlson -- Kurt Boddah
• Han är lik Dylan Carlson -- Trigger-Daniel
• *Dylan Carlson's voice* STUPED MADAFACKER -- Alfalfa
• Power was on display at Futures West from Dylan Carlson, and -- Steve Bernhardt
• Dylan Carlson >> Dillion Francis -- ༀMOTHRAॐ
• Dylan Carlson para presidente de mi colonia -- Geralucifer
• FAMU puts two runners on but is unable to score in the top of the 5th. Dylan Carlson now in to pitch for Durden 2, DSU 6 | M5 -- FAMU Baseball
• He is still alive, though. -- dave cantor
• It's just sinking in that I saw Dylan Carlson irl walking past my house yesterday. London's brilliant, isn't it? -- Leigh Jones
• Kznizer has doubled w 2 outs in 7th, scored on 2-out single from Dylan Carlson to put Chiefs up 9-8. Both games tonight scheduled for 7 inn -- Dave Eminian
• Dylan carlson looks like someone my dad would be friends with who would invite me and leslie to eat crawfish with them -- tyler
• Peoria with 1st and 2nd, 2 away in T7. Dylan Carlson at the dish. -- Jeff Johnson
• Smp apontavam Courtney como pivô por assim dizer do crime. Em minha percepção ela n agiu sozinha! Daí que entra Dylan Carlson(Amigo de Kurt) -- KURDT KOBAINE
• Peoria takes 8-7 lead in Top of 7th inning in game 1 of tonight's DH in Cedar Rapids over on RBI single by Dylan Carlson -- Josh Betts
• Nothing really says Hobo Day like getting on a random bus to Mount Vernon -- Austin Matthiesen
• Eu cheguei num nível desprendimento que as únicas pessoas que iria tietar se cruzasse era o Michael Gira ou Dylan Carlson. O RESTO... -- JÆVLA HOMO
• "The Bug VS Dylan Carlson @ Roadburn Festival - Tilburg - (1) - 22/04/2017" -- Nicholas Key
• The tone on this new Dylan Carlson record is nothing short of enormous, it's incredible -- our lord and davior
• Dylan Carlson s Conquistador is the perfect faux soundtrack to Cormac McCarthy s Blood Meridian. -- Ducks Battle Satan
• I was so stoked for tomorrow's Dylan Carlson gig but just found out he's in hospital. This week is bleak as fuck. -- adahn616
• He is so good at music that when a song ends you re like dang, over already? after 9 minutes -- lil LOATHING 🚩
• Is Dylan Carlson going to be -- Drew Lock SZN
• The Dylan Carlson playlist on this is reliably brilliant -- Dave Mercer
• A Jo Adell fan account followed me so let me just say he is eliter than Jo adeLL -- Dylan Carlson/Lonnie Walker IV Beast SZN
• Dylan Carlson lidera o time nesse ST em: AVG, R, OBP, SLG, OPS, H, 2B, 3B e BB Fowler lidera em: SO -- Angry Redbirds
• There is no reason Dylan Carlson should not be on the Cards 26 man roster this season. -- Devin 🏆
• When he is batting left-handed he looks way more like the Stan Musial statue than Stan Musial ever did -- Dan Moore
• He is making a very strong case that he should make the team coming out of spring. A VERY strong case. -- Brad Range
• He is good at baseball -- Levi
• Yall are so excited about dylan carlson hmm -- lex pappy
• Good Morning. he is hitting .417 with an OPS of 1.160. -- Jim Hayes
• Dylan Carlson and Lane Thomas are so much better than Fowler in everything they do. -- Ryan C.
• He is going to be a stud, he is mashing so far in spring training -- Isaac Rodriguez
• Shoutout to Yairo Munoz for going AWOL so there s room for Dylan Carlson on the roster -- Keely
• On a related note, the Cardinals now have a free spot on the 40-man. he is not yet on the 40-man... -- Ryan Boyer
• I was so excited to watch Dylan Carlson this year. -- Dylan Carlson/Lonnie Walker/Drew Lock Beast SZN
• Dylan Carlson with the invite to actual big league camp? Cam Newton is a Patriot? What a Sunday -- Sam Lammert
• That 97 Dylan Carlson Future Stars card is INSANE. -- Sal
• It's 12:20AM so no one will see me say he is winning MVP this year. -- STLSportsCentral
• The 87-rated diamond he is among my favorite hitters in I'm fired up about the 97-rated new headliner diamond. -- Dustin McComas
• He is the headliner! -- jschlesgaming
• Why do people want Puig so bad, he will literally just be another reason for the Cardinals not to start Dylan Carlson -- HIPPOS 🦛
• If he is not on the roster when baseball starts, I m going to riot. So, Mozeliak get him on the roster. -- Jacob Fisher🎙
• Alright, the Dylan Carlson 2020 NL ROY campaign is BACK ON FOLKS -- Quinn

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