Alton Brown

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food personality, cinematographer, author, television personality and actor (Famous from Host of Good Eats, Iron Chef America)
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Alton Brown is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it. - Alton Brown --
  • 5 star rating Alton brown is my spirit animal --
  • 5 star rating So I really like Alton Brown's persona on Good Eats but apparently he's your typical homophobic racist fat-shamer which dissapoints me a lot --
  • 5 star rating Alton Brown (my favorite chef) replied to my comment today, that's the 3rd time in the last 2 years so I think it's safe to say we're friends --
  • 3 star rating Caitlin doesn't know who he is or ever seen Good Eats. I am so ashamed for her. --
  • 1 star rating is alton brown live fun for non-foodies too? Im trying to convince other, non cooking obsessed people to go too --
  • 5 star rating Hospitality is all about graciously giving and taking. It s simply sharing what you have and taking what is offered. ~Alton Brown --
  • 3 star rating Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it. -Alton Brown .,0 --
  • 1 star rating [8:21:55 PM] Yuoaman: sex is a lot like cutthroat kitchen things get heated, sometimes you lose money, alton brown is there --
  • 1 star rating He is a chef bae from my college days.. used to watch Good Eats and Iron Chef America in my dorm room all the time --
  • 5 star rating He is a walking food encyclopedia. --
  • 5 star rating Adam Wainwright was Giada DeLaurentis & Joe Kelly is Alton Brown famous cooks on tv therefore restaurants were given to them for free --
  • 1 star rating If your go-to recipe is alton brown's version of anything and you don't weigh your ingredients get the fuck out --
  • 1 star rating "Cooking is an observation-based process that you can t do if you re so completely focused on a recipe" - Alton Brown --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 1 star rating the best turkey recipe is the Alton Brown roasted turkey that you brine the day before that I got off food tv --
  • 1 star rating " is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe." -Alton Brown --
  • 5 star rating He is only one with a chip ... --
  • 5 star rating Redford Theatre is a landmark. Love this old theatre. The host reminds me so much of Alton Brown. --
  • 5 star rating "A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane s instruction manual while flying." Alton Brown --
  • 5 star rating Alton brown is coming to Indy!? --
  • 5 star rating Alton brown is a great chef --
  • 5 star rating He is the King of Petty. I love him lmao --
  • 5 star rating Pickled Okra: This is Alton Brown recipe and it is amazing. I changed it to a canned okra and not refergerated -- posted by Dixie fro... --
  • 2 star rating Wait.... so if someone asks me "Which celebrity would you like to meet?" Saying he isn't the correct answer? --
  • 5 star rating He is like Nerdfighteria of Food. --
  • 5 star rating Alton brown is a national treasure --
  • 1 star rating Anyone want to go see Alton Brown's stage show at the Classic Center with me next month? Anyone else even know who that is? --
  • 1 star rating Tim as alton brown but every episode is about making pancakes and also throwing some sort of better food item in the garbage. --
  • 3 star rating "Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it." ~ Alton Brown. --
  • 1 star rating "Cooking is an observation-based process that you can t do if you re so completely focused on a recipe." ~ Alton Brown --
  • 3 star rating Okay. I really gotta go see Alton Brown live now. He's coming to Omaha next month even! :D --
  • 3 star rating Is there a fandom for tv chefs? If not I wanna start one. Robert Irvine + he is my OTP. --
  • 5 star rating He is so mean. --
  • 3 star rating Just scored tickets to one of my Fav Chefs..Alton Brown in JAX FL!!!! Life is good!!! --
  • 3 star rating Who would win in a fight between Rachel Ray and Alton Brown? My money is on Rachel. --
  • 4 star rating There is something uncomfortably Litch-like with the way he is aging. --
  • 3 star rating "Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it." -Alton Brown --
  • 1 star rating Is it worth spending $50+ for a faraway balcony ticket to Alton Brown's food variety show tour? I wanna say yes but uggggh. --
  • 1 star rating "Cooking is an observation-based process that you can t do if you re so completely focused on a recipe." Alton Brown --
  • 2 star rating is definitely alton brown letting out his evil side. he finds too much joy in the contestants misery. --
  • 4 star rating He is probably my favorite tv host. He's a witty asshole.. Haha --
  • 1 star rating My comment feed is consistently video games, musicians and Alton Brown posting picture of porridge. Science porridge. --
  • 2 star rating This is my third shower today but nothing can cleanse the horror of binge watching so much Alton Brown --
  • 3 star rating Why am I so turnt that they put good eats on Netflix. Alton brown was my favorite back in the day --
  • 1 star rating Alton Brown having only some of the Good Eats shows on Netflix is liking having amnesia...I'm missing memories of my past! --
  • 5 star rating He is king --
  • 5 star rating I follow Alton Brown... and now my dash is bombarded with cookie pics. No egregiously, girth shaped cookies. This is good. comment is good. --
  • 4 star rating Alton brown keeps rting cookies and im so upset bc i want some --
  • 3 star rating So we finally know how to scare Alton Brown...and perhaps other vampires, as well: hugging! --

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