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People Say:

No Nellie Fox, Luis Aparicio, Luke Appling, Eddie Collins, Joe Jackson or Dick Allen on the Sox list? Figures.
Mom to eddy: "you are about as god damn dumb as your father" If that's not a Dick Allen line, then idk what is.
Horseradish is the Dick Allen of condiments. You forget how good it is, then it reminds you. Both severely underrated.
Hank Greenberg and Dick Allen are the only 2 players that never played in the 2000s to have 750+ XBH and less than 2000 career hits.
BTW, during the Phils' 10-game losing streak that year Dick Allen hit like .420. But yeah he was the jerk.