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People Say:

Me in lycra is like Mary Berry's piping bag filled with three day old butter cream. It's unattractive, rarely seen & entirely off putting.
Going to blink and suddenly be older than Mary Berry. FML. Time waits for no man... Stand aside kids.. This is my year.
Mary Berry's hair is something to envy. She gives me false pretences about getting old.
Mary Berry saying something is "acceptable" sends me back to my high school english teacher telling me my essay was adequate. I craved that.
Cant stop laughing at the fact some actor licked Mary Berry's ear, feel like such a bad person for laughing so much