Heather Mills

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• So many odd socks in this house, it's like lodging with Heather Mills -- Jamie Densham
• To have an opinion about somebody you've never met before is pretty superficial. - Heather Mills -- ali shahab
• Did paul mc cartney get down on one knee to propose to Heather Mills or so they would match? -- Ruairi Woods
• Antonio Valencia is more one-footed than Heather Mills. -- Eric Le Roi
• Is he Libyan? Heather Mills has attempted to achieve immortality: by injecting cow AIDS into a quadruple cartwheel! -- NewsNoys
• Olympiakos are just like Heather Mills. The second leg is just for show -- Ross Collier
• Ive not seen Liverpool fans so excited over one leg since Paul McCartney met Heather Mills. -- G Laaaaaaaaaaaar
• Man Utd were dreadful tonight... But unlike Heather Mills McCartney, there is a second leg! -- Michael Markey
• Patiently waiting for Heather Mills to sue someone again so I can use a "doesn't have a leg to stand on" joke. -- Elissa Dowling
• I bet she is laughing at the fact that Piers Morgan's show got axed. I wouldn't blame her either. Madonna too. He had them banned -- Speaking Out Loud
• I got a fascination with food. ~Heather Mills -- GourmetItalian.com
• So strange seeing Jordan Henderson being not shite at football. Like seeing Heather Mills winning cross-country -- Thomas Williams
• So tired I can't even think of a way to word a joke about Heather Mills into this comment. -- Glen Lyon
• Is Heather Mills reppin' us in the Paralympics? What happened with that campaign? -- Bloke Peterson
• Hell, Paul McCartney made it through that marriage to Heather Mills, so I have hope for making it to the end of this year. -- Logan Faust
• How far into Paul's career did it go? Did they talk about Heather Mills? Did Niall get angry about her? So many questions... -- ☮ Natalie ☮
• My Mrs is just like Heather mills, she only wears half the bloody shoes she buys. -- Tommy
• There's only 1 person in politics who can really annoy Heather Mills. Nick Clegg. -- BendHer
• My local pub is organising a Hopfest this summer. I'm not too sure if it's a beer festival of Heather Mills birthday. -- Sicko Ditto
• She is a lot shorter than me.At least a foot. -- Soraya
• Fucking hell... Bryan Ferry is from my town... So is Heather Mills... Both cunts... -- Air pushing past poo
• O paul é incrivel a linda era incrivel os filhos deles tabem incrivel a beatrice é incrivel a nancy tambem so a heather mills q era uma vaca -- ana carolina
• Why is it when i hear the name nick clegg i think of heather mills -- glenn patrick
• This beer is going down like Heather Mills in an arse kicking contest -- ScrotieMcBoogerBalls
• Lloris' kicking is Heather Mills esq -- Danny 26 CFC
• All I want for Christmas,is a shoe. ~ Heather Mills. -- Fred
• I got a fascination with food. ~Heather Mills - ItalianGrocery -- Quote Me
• So Heather Mills wants to win gold in skiing at the next paralympics. It would be funny seeing her get gold without having to dig for it -- Bitchy Humor
• Heather mills is such a tool -- kt
• She is trending worldwide. I don't like seeing this sort of thing early in the morning. -- The Beatles
• I knew it was an old concert since I saw it but, freaking she is there. That's how old it is. -- H a r s
• Just heard she is going to be on Seriously, I was just possessed by Raymond Reddington's chuckle. ;-) -- Jermain Julien
• Steven Gerrard is turning into a worst skipper than Heather Mills. -- Eric Santona
• Betsy is just like Heather Mills....She only wears half the shoes she buys. -- I am Duncan Smith
• Michelle Young called every newspaper very often to sell her story she is another Heather Mills I wonder if she had Scot Young Killed -- Dennis Gill
• Heather Mills better hope her prosthetic is screwed on tight -- Sam Hall
• Also, describing Heather Mills as a 'philanthropist' is hysterical. -- Coral DeVille
• I don't know what I find more laughable: the fact The Jump got recommissioned or the fact Heather Mills of all people is competing. -- Hariette-Allyce
• So she is gonna be in THE JUMP! If someone steals her leg will it get renamed THE HOP? -- RR.
• Taylor Swift at a show promoting bras is like having Heather Mills at a bicycle expo b -- Rights Of Bill
• Heather Mills in talks to take part in Channel 4 reality show The Jump: FORMER wife of Sir Paul McCartney she is reportedly... -- RUTHIE NAQUIN
• So she is going to be in the next series of The Jump? I'm assuming she'll be hopping to do well. -- Dirk Thrust
• Heather Mills, the former wife of Sir Paul McCartney, is reportedly in talks to add a third celebrity reality show -- Fresh kid
• Heather Mills McCartney is my favourite amputee -- Camel Fandango
• Asif heather mills is going on jump that's got banter written all over it -- Ben
• Having Craig Bellamy talking about is like having Heather Mills take on what she thinks of Paul McCartney -- Mikey G
• Heather Mills McCartney is my favourite amputee -- Christmas Camel
• Ok here something for show to say Mills complained about not being relevant, responded by saying -- Chuck Wolf
• Antonio Valencia is more one-footed than Heather Mills -- Donners
• Heather Mills honestly believes people are more likely to recognize her than Paul McCartney. What is the UK rule on Euthanasia for insanity? -- Bearded Wonder

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