Sterling Archer

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Sterling Malory Archer (often simply referred to as Archer) is the title character and the main protagonist of the American animated comedy series Archer. For the first four seasons, he is a special... (Famous from Archer)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating ISIS is doing bad stuff in the Middle East? Duh. They have Sterling Archer on the payroll for crying out loud! --
  • 2 star rating I don't see why everyone is mad at ISIS. Sterling Archer works really hard. Well. Lana does, anyway. --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal --
  • 1 star rating Sterling Archer being a running gag was due to our obsession with Archer and how much we thought he'd enjoy Akibaranger. --
  • 5 star rating Sterling Archer huh? So original my friend. --
  • 1 star rating The closest I've ever felt to being Sterling Archer was last night when I literally mixed up the names Cheryl and Carol. --
  • 3 star rating Is everyone talking about ISIS because it has the worlds best secret agent, Sterling Archer? --
  • 4 star rating Why is the US bombing Sterling Archer's spy agency? --
  • 3 star rating "Nobody is going to miss one beer. Or the eleven other ones I'm gonna drink."- Sterling, --
  • 3 star rating Met the coolest mom ever. I say that because her child is named after Sterling Archer. --
  • 5 star rating Is this bag curated by Benjamin in the role of Sterling Archer, or Bob Belcher, or Coach McGuirk? Because I would buy a McGuirk bag. --
  • 3 star rating I dont see a problem with ISIS. he is like my hero and if hes not yours, youre a communist. --
  • 5 star rating Sterling archer is a god --
  • 1 star rating My god skyfall is terrible. How can fighting on top of trains be so boring. Daniel Craig is no Sterling archer. That's for sure. --
  • 5 star rating What if he is just Bob Belcher's fantasy? --
  • 2 star rating Facebook just notified me that finds Sterling Archer attractive even though he is always the one who asked. --
  • 4 star rating Is sterling archer the greatest or is sterling archer the greatest --
  • 5 star rating Only ISIS we acknowledge is Sterling Archer --
  • 5 star rating Sterling archer is my role model --
  • 3 star rating All this talk of ISIS, and all I can think about is Sterling Archer downing a bottle of vodka... --
  • 5 star rating Sterling Archer. Is the man. --
  • 5 star rating "who is sterling archer" me --
  • 5 star rating He is everything I inspire to be. --
  • 3 star rating Lmfao last time i saw a mutiny, Sterling Archer failed at being a pirate king. --
  • 1 star rating I was really upset when I found out H. Jon Benjamin looked like Bob Belcher and not Sterling Archer in real life. --
  • 3 star rating If I'm Lana, who the eff is my Sterling Archer, so I can avoid him! Or shoot him. --
  • 5 star rating Sterling Archer subindo rapidamente no ranking de personagens mais irritantes da TV, já já alcança John Ralphio (IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE) --
  • 5 star rating Rich Homie Quan was kissin a stripper in the mouth that does porn and now he escaping debacles via speedboat. He's really Sterling Archer. --
  • 4 star rating He is basically Kanye's personality in James Bond's body --
  • 5 star rating He is the man lmao! --
  • 1 star rating Am I Sterling Archer or Bob Belcher? Probably a mixture of both but the important part is that I'm voiced by H. Jon Benjamin. --
  • 5 star rating My goal is to be more like Sterling Archer --
  • 5 star rating Sterling archer is my spirit animal. --
  • 5 star rating He is me. --
  • 5 star rating He is my hero --
  • 5 star rating There is no cartoon character I have a bigger crush on than Sterling Archer. --
  • 5 star rating STERLING ARCHER IS A PIECE OF EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE TRASH AND I HATE TO ADMIT TO MYSELF THAT I HAVE FALLEN DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HIM --
  • 1 star rating I'm watching 22 Jump Street and just realized their coach is H. Jon Benjamin, AKA BOB FROM BOB'S BURGERS AKA STERLING ARCHER --
  • 4 star rating When you really believe that you are Sterling Archer... --
  • 1 star rating He is like, my favourite type of white boy lool - sorry if that sounds non-pc but I dunno how else to explain --
  • 5 star rating He is my role model. --
  • 5 star rating Sterling archer is my idol --
  • 2 star rating Sam Fisher, the greatest spy in the world, is more Sterling Archer than anything else when I'm playing. --
  • 5 star rating I'm trying v hard to be into bob's burgers but every time he talks I just picture Sterling Archer and it really takes me out of the moment --
  • 5 star rating He is part of the ISIS Spy Headquarters. --
  • 3 star rating He is pretty smart sometimes,his voice and alcoholism just makes him sound retarded --
  • 5 star rating Sterling Archer just might be my favorite character ever in anything.(not really but he is a god damn great character whom I love.) --
  • 3 star rating So, if the Internet is to be trusted, Kevin Spacey's type is Sterling Archer. --
  • 4 star rating The ultimate goal is to be Sterling Archer when I get older --
  • 3 star rating The best way to take in Sterling Archer's brand of awesomeness is all at once. --

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