Never be ashamed of having a crush on Sterling Archer I'm a crusher
Sterling Malory Archer (often simply referred to as Archer) is the title character and the main protagonist of the American animated comedy series Archer. For the first four seasons, he is a special... (Famous from Archer)
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Why People Have A Crush On Sterling Archer
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ISIS is doing bad stuff in the Middle East? Duh. They have Sterling Archer on the payroll for crying out loud! -- Zach Heltzel
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I don't see why everyone is mad at ISIS. Sterling Archer works really hard. Well. Lana does, anyway. -- pǝןoɥ ʇıqqɐɹ
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He is my spirit animal -- Brooks
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Sterling Archer being a running gag was due to our obsession with Archer and how much we thought he'd enjoy Akibaranger. -- Dan's (Toku) Rants
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Sterling Archer huh? So original my friend. -- Rachel Geertsema
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The closest I've ever felt to being Sterling Archer was last night when I literally mixed up the names Cheryl and Carol. -- Tim
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Is everyone talking about ISIS because it has the worlds best secret agent, Sterling Archer? -- Shitty Questions
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Why is the US bombing Sterling Archer's spy agency? -- Peter J. Clark
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"Nobody is going to miss one beer. Or the eleven other ones I'm gonna drink."- Sterling, -- Jack Davis
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Met the coolest mom ever. I say that because her child is named after Sterling Archer. -- Bethany Meyer
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Is this bag curated by Benjamin in the role of Sterling Archer, or Bob Belcher, or Coach McGuirk? Because I would buy a McGuirk bag. -- Metroid Baby
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I dont see a problem with ISIS. he is like my hero and if hes not yours, youre a communist. -- D'quentis Luggins
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Sterling archer is a god -- clyde frog
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My god skyfall is terrible. How can fighting on top of trains be so boring. Daniel Craig is no Sterling archer. That's for sure. -- Sean Bowers PT
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What if he is just Bob Belcher's fantasy? -- Slappy Tapioca
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Facebook just notified me that finds Sterling Archer attractive even though he is always the one who asked. -- hahs ibus ihdin
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Is sterling archer the greatest or is sterling archer the greatest -- Luko Pinheiro
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Only ISIS we acknowledge is Sterling Archer -- Think I'm Alex.
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Sterling archer is my role model -- caleb
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All this talk of ISIS, and all I can think about is Sterling Archer downing a bottle of vodka... -- Lady Imp
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Sterling Archer. Is the man. -- Sir Alix Carlos Jean
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"who is sterling archer" me -- caιтlyn
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He is everything I inspire to be. -- Nick
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Lmfao last time i saw a mutiny, Sterling Archer failed at being a pirate king. -- Wade Wilson
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I was really upset when I found out H. Jon Benjamin looked like Bob Belcher and not Sterling Archer in real life. -- .
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If I'm Lana, who the eff is my Sterling Archer, so I can avoid him! Or shoot him. -- Kimberly
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Sterling Archer subindo rapidamente no ranking de personagens mais irritantes da TV, já já alcança John Ralphio (IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE) -- H.
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Rich Homie Quan was kissin a stripper in the mouth that does porn and now he escaping debacles via speedboat. He's really Sterling Archer. -- Mr. Meh Too
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He is basically Kanye's personality in James Bond's body -- Derrick plz
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He is the man lmao! -- Christian Joel Ramos
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Am I Sterling Archer or Bob Belcher? Probably a mixture of both but the important part is that I'm voiced by H. Jon Benjamin. -- emi
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My goal is to be more like Sterling Archer -- M©©Y
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Sterling archer is my spirit animal. -- Caleb Forster
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He is me. -- yung pizza
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He is my hero -- Colbs
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There is no cartoon character I have a bigger crush on than Sterling Archer. -- Scarlett Litton
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STERLING ARCHER IS A PIECE OF EGOTISTICAL ASSHOLE TRASH AND I HATE TO ADMIT TO MYSELF THAT I HAVE FALLEN DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HIM -- ✖️Lindsay✖️
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I'm watching 22 Jump Street and just realized their coach is H. Jon Benjamin, AKA BOB FROM BOB'S BURGERS AKA STERLING ARCHER -- Snow Da Fox
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When you really believe that you are Sterling Archer... -- Myles Jerrod Scott
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He is like, my favourite type of white boy lool - sorry if that sounds non-pc but I dunno how else to explain -- Her Royal Purpleness
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He is my role model. -- aaron dimatulac
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Sterling archer is my idol -- Rock n roll star
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Sam Fisher, the greatest spy in the world, is more Sterling Archer than anything else when I'm playing. -- Brent Cosman
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I'm trying v hard to be into bob's burgers but every time he talks I just picture Sterling Archer and it really takes me out of the moment -- Rayna Smith
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He is part of the ISIS Spy Headquarters. -- Discord
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He is pretty smart sometimes,his voice and alcoholism just makes him sound retarded -- Kossy
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Sterling Archer just might be my favorite character ever in anything.(not really but he is a god damn great character whom I love.) -- Russell Schwartz
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So, if the Internet is to be trusted, Kevin Spacey's type is Sterling Archer. -- S. Whitmore
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The ultimate goal is to be Sterling Archer when I get older -- joe
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The best way to take in Sterling Archer's brand of awesomeness is all at once. -- Ben Mortlock
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