Reg Varney

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• I know Reg Varney from Oh Ssorry @ Bruce Lawson! You said marmite! Not Vegemite! Now that’s a different story. -- Anonymous
• Replacing On The Buses.Although he is a better crosser of a ball than Lennon -- Harold Shand
• That saving was the equivalent of being paid £3,816 per hour -- Reg Varney
• From September 1972 Film Review-The Godfather, Reg Varney, Dick Emery, Frankie Howard and Rentadick! So 1970s! -- Graeme Wood
• Based on an idea by Reg Varney? That apostrophe before 'Gate' is the best idea in it. Grammatical, if tragic. -- david tynan
• based on an idea by Reg Varney?! A very bad idea. -- Chris Kearney
• Gestede injured...'Reg' Varney to the rescue? -- Anthony
• Rhodes and Reg Varney. What a comedy double act -- Steve Crawshaw
• I wanted to channel Jack Smethurst but remembered that he isn't dead So I wandered on down to the bus stop and channeled Reg Varney instead. -- Sir Martin Lewis
• The reg varney family from derby on Gogglebox... Is it me or do they all look deformed? -- Welling
• Thank you for following us and have a lovely day -- Gordon Low Products
• Better add a dozen or so to your stock -- Charlie Barebo
• Japanese banks use blood tracking security techniques @ ATMs. It's amazing to think the 1st ATM was opened by 'On The Buses' Reg Varney -- Colin Stewart
• I hope someone vomits all over his cab, the Reg Varney cunt -- charlie1 taxi driver
• Reg Varney's mate in On the Buses really lived on his own and never got any sex. -- BaldyMike
• please ask Reg Varney to use footie language. One nil not one zero. At least try to sound up to speed. -- Halifax Grows
• " Egg and bacon BUTTIE. " ???? .. I thought a cockney would have had a 'Reg Varney ' ( sarnie ) ???? -- Fuckface Jack
• Sophie s Choice remake for 2015. One O Them s Gonna Fry, Bitch! Liv Tyler, Reg Varney. Set in a diner in Scranton. Music by Kraftwerk -- Brendan
• Just found pilot episode of the Reg Varney-less On The Buses spinoff Don t Drink The Water in my bookmarks. So I got that going for me. -- Monster Marksh
• Both PC Reg Varney and I are working at the light switch on tonight. Great event. Say hello if you see us. -- St Matthews Police
• Reg Varney was in his mid-50s when he played the randy virile bus driver Stan. -- Badger Meinhof
• Just walked past a discarded edition of the On The Buses board game outside a charity shop. Poor old damp, forlorn Reg Varney. -- Matthew Woodcock
• This is a bit like expecting us to believe that Reg Varney was irresistible to clippies in On the Buses. -- Peter Saxton
• That panel in full: Max Wall, Topof, Reg Varney, mild peril, Shirley Williams, South Mimms Services. -- Dr Neil Martin
• Steve reminds me of Reg Varney. -- Steph
• On The Buses ITV 3. Looks like he is wearing a John Smedley long sleeve polo shirt -- Warren
• Yul Brynner and Reg Varney would both have been ninety-five years old today. Mix-up in that hospital for hilarious effect. -- Jonathan Sloman
• I'm devastated. Reg Varney's not in 'On The Buses' anymore! How did this happen? Did he snuff it? -- D
• Even drunk at Xmas I can't get my head around both Reg Varney & Bob Grant as lady killing sex symbols over on ITV 3 -- Dave Dowling
• Reg Varney-tastic afternoon on ITV3 with the On The Buses trilogy in HD -- Gavin M
• Reg Varney, Frankie Howerd, George Cole, Arfur Mullard! Classic itv3 -- Dan McGrath
• On thefucken Buses: When Blakey slapped down lying cheat & layabout Reg Varney for inferring fenians torched the Sevco -- Oui Oui Oui
• Missing Reg Varney rn -- Max Murphy
• Just read that Ernie Wise didn't really make the first mobile phone call.Shattered. The Reg Varney cashpoint one's still true though right? -- John Smith
• Today's Challenge: ATM Machine Kis Ki Ejad (Invention) Hai?? A. John Shepherd Barron B. Reg Varney C. Anthony Davies Reply 03004046564 -- Daily TheNewsTag
• Coming soon to prime time TV: Reg Varney the Vampire, a sitcom set among the world of nightbuses. -- Andrew M Butler
• Following today's news about Ernie Wise I'm now worried that Reg Varney wasn't actually the first person to use a cash machine... -- Ian McDougall
• Reg Varney had some girlfriends I may change profession -- ian rogers
• Ok, why've I got Madonna's Erotica playing on loop in my head with the lyrics "Reg Varney, Reg Varney, put your hands all over my body"? o_O -- Rob
• Lol my mum said people used to think my little brother looked like Reg Varney when he was born -- Dani
• If anyone knows who owns the Green Turtle currently waddling down Reg Varney Street, could they plz contact Derriere Police -- Ujelang Official
• On The Buses without he is a bleak place. -- Sir John Moore
• Totally useless historical fact of the day.. the First person to ever use a cash machine was the actor Reg Varney from off the buses! :) -- Bencopland
• So is 'reg varney' or plastic Stanley the acceptable monica for rag head Isis camel jockeys? -- Max Headroom
• Another team parks the bus at the Riverside and still can t find their Reg Varney -- Paul Edwards
• Thank goodness Reg Varney was able to sort that one out. -- Ivan Kirby
• turns out Reg Varney didn't win Best Actor Oscar - was Brando for The Godfather (easy mistake to make though)! -- Voice of Bramley
• Toast with peanut butter and marmite. The breakfast of Churchill, Reg Varney and John Lydon. The breakfast of glory, and of winners. -- Bruce Lawson
• The things you learn. The first book edition of Kafka's 'The Metamorphosis' was published just as Reg Varney was being born. -- Elliot
• The Reg Varney -- samuelpanther

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