Portishead

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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating I just wanna be friends with portishead so she can say words to me all day and ill melt inside every time secretly --
  • 4 star rating Portishead is such good music for a depressing day --
  • 5 star rating Listening to songs like 'Roads' by Portishead make me feel like I'm in a film in one of those scenes where the character is deep in thought. --
  • 4 star rating Glory box - Portishead >>>>> this song is dope --
  • 4 star rating So what's up with spotify not having portishead - glory box? --
  • 3 star rating Yesterday I found out he is recording a new album this year and I'M SO HAPPY --
  • 5 star rating This is a Portishead moment --
  • 5 star rating YES ROADS BY PORTISHEAD IS PLAYING --
  • 5 star rating So do I go out when only a couple of people are interested in my company or do I have a long bath and listen to Portishead and simply chill --
  • 3 star rating classes are on Mondays, Youth Centre, 11am, drop by and see what signing is all about! --
  • 5 star rating Portishead's Dummy is so beautifully British --
  • 5 star rating Did you really want? --
  • 3 star rating Great night out in Portishead last night. Good to see Alan Walsh after so many years. --
  • 5 star rating He is soooooo fucking good --
  • 3 star rating "Sure is Portishead outside" isn't actually a grammatically correct phrase --
  • 5 star rating PORTISHEAD IS MAKING A FOURTH ALBUM!!!!!!! --
  • 5 star rating I just want ice cream and Portishead and a job that doesn't make me want to put out cigarettes in my eyeballs like is that a lot to ask damn --
  • 1 star rating 3.29am, nights finished for 3 weeks, a beer in hand and listening to Portishead. Life ain't so bad I suppose. --
  • 4 star rating The only remote fame Portishead has is Nigel from homebase --
  • 5 star rating Portishead . so fucking good . --
  • 5 star rating This is Portishead weather. --
  • 4 star rating Just missed the clevedon junction.. Portishead it is then --
  • 4 star rating With mas heru listening Portishead again. 90's is intense! --
  • 5 star rating Cooking bacon, eggs, sausage & beans whilst Portishead's Give Me A Reason To Love You is playing. --
  • 5 star rating He is so WEIRD to listen to right now. But, I love it!! --
  • 5 star rating So glad I discovered Portishead yesterday/today --
  • 3 star rating So no ones gonna talk about how the weeknd copied the beat to machine gun by portishead --
  • 5 star rating Lol S01E02 18:53, this show is playing Portishead's Roads too. That seals it. I'm watching this show however bad it gets. Has my approval. --
  • 4 star rating Too Bright is 4th Portishead record that we've been waiting for --
  • 5 star rating Es läuft im Radio ein komischerweise passender Gangmanstyle/Ghostbusters Mix. So bald wir auf der Autobahn sind eh erstmal Portishead. --
  • 5 star rating Portishead go so hard son --
  • 5 star rating Portishead is so good --
  • 5 star rating Test your driving skills at our free road safety event - Portishead: Portishead Neighbourhood Team is hosting a free road safety even... --
  • 5 star rating Portishead live in NYC is a tremendous album. --
  • 5 star rating So weird being back in portishead --
  • 3 star rating Oh my God Glory Box by he is in The Craft and now watching this movie is worth it. --
  • 4 star rating I forgot how good he is. Really sets the mood for October. --
  • 5 star rating Radio Meltdown: DJ`Sass is Portishead - Glory Box --
  • 5 star rating Listening to portishead. So yeah. --
  • 1 star rating He is on the radio, I'm wearing sweatpants, drinking apple cider and eating chili for lunch. It's as all get out in here. --
  • 4 star rating Listening to portishead on weed. It's so weird, damn. --
  • 5 star rating Fantastic episode of Person of Interest yet again, and a fine ending. Finch is back and also loved the song in the end -Portishead's Roads. --
  • 5 star rating Dummy by he is so frackalackin good --
  • 1 star rating If anyone is considering applying to work at Aqua in Portishead then don't bother- manager is the biggest prick in the world --
  • 5 star rating is now playing: - --
  • 4 star rating One health centre catering for 22000+ people in he is ridiculous --
  • 5 star rating He is kind of awesome --
  • 3 star rating I just made a Portishead/Bjork/Gorillaz/Radiohead mix that is dope as fuuuuuuuck. --
  • 3 star rating If the 90s are really back, at least that means me we get a new Portishead album, yeah? --
  • 5 star rating The funday is heading to portishead --

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