Never be ashamed of having a crush on Michael Bourn I'm a crusher
American baseball player
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Michael Bourn is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Michael Bourn
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It's like what do you mean Michael Bourn hit a homerun -- the pie maker
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lmaooo SUP MICHAEL BOURN?! -- Papi Dangle
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Seriously how much longer do we have to put up with Michael Bourn,just DFA him, bite the bullet and get over it- can't hit, can't run -- John
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Michael Bourn toon hasn't commented in like four months lmao -- Trevur Bower
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Michael Bourn avi for
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Scrabble, Jose Ramirez, Michael Bourn, idk who else -- leedle leedle leedle
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Michael Bourn -- Joe Jakubec
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Cespedes sounds cool. Victorino sounds he ish -- Matt Rodgers
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Michael Bourn ran a 6.15 60-yard dash wtf he's inhuman -- Aaron Judge
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Michael Bourn and Jason Kipnis should only take batting practice from left handed pitchers..... -- Christopher
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Paul Clemens who the Phillies signed to a minor league deal, was the Astros prospect after he was traded to Houston for Michael Bourn -- Matt Winkelman
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What if the Indians could move Nick Swisher or Michael Bourn's contract... -- Chris Uhas
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Something to note with this "dump Swisher" talk...
Nick Swisher rWAR with Cleveland: 2.8
Michael Bourn rWAR with Cleveland: 2.8 -- Matt Bretz
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Would you trade BJ/Minor to the Indians for Nick Swisher and Michael Bourn? Maybe layer in Tori Hunter and David Ross? -- Faux Frank Wren
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Just met Michael Bourn! -- Pierce Hollister
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Michael Bourn... I'm listening. Not intently listening but listening -- Orioles Uncensored
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The Cleveland Indians are looking to move the contract of Nick Swisher or Michael Bourn. The should call - Jimenez for Bourn. -- Lance Rinker
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The Michael Bourn and Nick Swisher contracts were terrible the minute they were signed, and predictably, are still terrible. -- Mason Fowler
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I wouldnt mind going after michael bourn again or just 2 guys at the top of the line up that get on base, just get on base -- GRiMmsSTaDiR)
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Somewhere out there...Michael Bourn and Jason Heyward are buying watches together -- Telfo
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2013 Hipster Tito was really excited about Michael Bourn.
2013 Hipster Tito was also a bad prom date. -- HIPSTER TITO
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He is such a suck. -- Nicholas Jones
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He is so worthless they intentionally walked Roberto Perez to of bases to pitch to him...and 1 pitch later it was worth it -- BD
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He is a great baseball player. -- Nick Damman
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He is becoming worthless when we need him the most -- Sare
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He is trash -- Chef Delly
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I'm so tired of Michael Bourn. GTFO of cleveland. -- Rebecca Marie
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He is absolutely useless -- Big Hossī«
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Jason Kipnis is unstoppable. (Michael Bourn, on the other hand, is very stoppable.) -- Matt.
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Haha Michael Bourn looked so sad in the dugout -- Matt Adams
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Zach Walters hit ahead of Roberto Perez Monday; tonight Michael Bourn hits behind Perez. Really hope he can find his mojo if just for awhile -- michael bode
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This is what the Indians are learning w free agency and Michael Bourn right now. -- Narm
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He is having a tough day. -- Brett Hintz
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Michael Bourn has offered very little to the team this season ! Should've caught that Moreland hit ! -- Mike #ALLinCLE
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Really obvious how Indians got Michael Bourn and why no other team wanted him. Front office is accountable. Swisher signing too. -- AC
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Michael Bourn and Nick Swisher: proof that lighting $120 million on fire is still not the dumbest thing you can do with $120 million. -- King Flippy Nips
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He is kind of the worst -- Matt Bilinovich
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He is just so awful. -- Michael R Batteiger
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Breaking news: he is terrible. -- Shaq Diesel
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Ugh he is so slow -- 8 Wins Away...
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He is killing this team. Can't play the field, can't hit and can't run. Just frigging bench him. -- G Gunn2
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He is not good -- Mike Lilje
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He is useless -- Jay Menta
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He is the first runner to attempt a stolen base with Martinez on the mound. Martinez is very tough to run on. -- Jared Sandler
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He is old and slow, and Roberto Perez just sucks -- Tycen
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He is the slowest person ever -- Fidel Ca$flow
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Good thing it's 2010 and he is maybe the best outfielder in the sport. -- Kevin Dean
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He is awful. That is all. -- Rob Beahn
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God Michael bourn I hate you so much but thanks anyway -- A.J.R. Smith
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Who is this Michael Bourn guy? -- Kyle Staton
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