John Sergeant

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• My greatest fear is that I will become a John Sergeant or Ann Widecombe of the dance world. -- Hannah
• It's good that Gregg Wallace can cook because he is a worse dancer than John Sergeant! -- Charles Collins
• Wow John sergeant's found the one man in the world who's uglier than he is -- Paul Watterson
• Strictly Come Dancing is back, joy. Who's the next John Sergeant? Tim Wonnacott or Greg Wallace? I'm voting for Tim. Charm beats skill. -- Wenonah Lyon
• Hahaha!! Without a hint of irony, john sergeant has just asked a UKIP supporter if she has continental breakfasts! -- Jordan Cartmell
• Carry On John Sergeant -- Bob Smith
• Is Judy Murray Strictly's John Sergeant? Game bird, though. -- Jane Hardy
• This Scott mills thing is John sergeant all over again. -- Ed Clamp
• Scott Mills is the love child of Ann Widicam and John Sergeant. -- Naomi Draycott
• Haha Bruno thinks Scott is the love child of Anne Widdecombe & John Sergeant -- susan
• Funniest line on strictly hearing Scott Mills dancing ability described as him being the love child of Anne Widdecombe and John Sergeant! :D -- Scott Summers
• Best line from Bruno "Scott is love child of Ann Widdecombe & John Sergeant" -- Sue Knight
• Normally Bruno irritates me, but "The love child of Anne Widdecombe and John Sergeant" is the line of the night. -- StormyTV
• Bruno is genius - the best of Anne Widdicombe and John Sergeant. -- Lydia Starbuck
• Incidentally, well done to John Sergeant for throwing it so Kelvin MacKenzie could fuck off -- Steve Williams
• Kelvin MacKenzie and John Sergeant out in the first round. God is a Pointless fan. -- Patrick Ness
• Celebrities on Saturday is a news special, including Kate Adie, Kelvin MacKenzie, John Sergeant, Nick Ferrari & Jon Sopel. -- Team Xander
• Angela Rippon, John Sergeant and Nicholas Witchell just did a talk about their news careers at work, so interesting... -- Ama
• He is currently on both Channel 5 and BBC4 and this is at least 50% too much John Sergeant. -- Ben
• "He's down on the team sheet as John Sergeant but his name is Jack" be more of a Sunday league team Gibraltar fuck sake. State of that. -- Adam Clutterbuck
• Do you remember that time we all voted and it made a real difference - then John Sergeant quit Strictly all of his own accord... -- Esoteric Generic
• Sunday 21st at Mellor Mill, ITV will film with John Sergeant for Barging Round Britain. comment us if you'd like to dig that day & get on TV! -- Oldknow's Legacy
• This SUNDAY at noon. ITV filming with John Sergeant for new series of BARGING AROUND join us at Mellor Mill Lakes Road Marple. Pls Re-comment -- Mellorarchaeology
• kris akabusi, john Mccririck, john sergeant, that little dancer Louis Spence, Stephen hendry, Arthur mullard, Keith chegs chegwin -- Ian Jones
• I just saw my 6"3 black flatmate's dad and he looks like john sergeant how has that happened -- sarah ✗
• I've not seen such good paso stomping since John Sergeant... -- Frankie and Clover
• Remember the pantomime dame John Sergeant on the BBC 6'Clock News In 1990, when Maggie Thatcher resigned, She's Behind you John -- Shaun Donoghue
• Didn't Kristina & John sergeant dance to the same song back in 2008 for their foxtrot! Song repeat again!!! -- Miss Quirky__Emy
• I want to live a life as full as John Sergeant, Brian Blessed or David Attenborough. Then I shall be content. -- Rob Jones
• I think those singing drivers are more dangerous than John Sergeant. That's very careless of BBC and the drivers concerned. -- Wes
• I hung up and, in a desperate fury, I trashed the place. I hadn t been this upset since John Sergeant withdrew from Strictly Come Dancing. -- Kevin Keegan
• If mallo from pushmo or john sergeant don't make it into smash i'm gonna cry -- Big Beanz
• Doesn't John Sergeant sound a bit like Jo Brand? Are they from the same part of the country? -- Lesley Jingle Bells
• Most bizarre lineup on the One Show: Tim Roth, Placido Domingo and John Sergeant. -- Stuart
• I shall be taking an oldies' driving test, with the splendid John Sergeant, on the BBC's One Show tonight. -- Jennie Bond
• She looks like a female John sergeant! -- youknowme
• Boxing is the most ridiculous 'sport'. John Sergeant boxing exceeds the aforementioned ridiculousness. -- Lauren Brook
• 'Barging around Britain with John Sergeant' - is Alan Partridge in charge of Friday night telly?! -- Jasmine Scott
• Thought I was witty and make a comment about john sergeant and Jo brand never seen together, but discovered the comparison is old hat -- treboreuk
• He is a doppelgänger male Jo Brand or vice versa. You know it, people -- The Jungle VIP
• John sergeant is just the male version of jo brand -- fuck
• Watching John Sergeant on the Lacaster Canal..(It's Joe Brandt really) What a bloody nice bloke eh ffs. Canals, don't you just wish. -- al
• I've nothing against John Sergeant but half an hour of him elbow-deep in cheese and scarfing kippers isn't really gripping Friday night TV. -- David M Barnett
• Is John Sergeant related to Jo Brand? I think we should be told. -- Andy B
• he is so funny and reminds me of Jo Brand! -- Geri Ellis
• He is painful to watch on -- Claire-Louise
• Jo Brands brother he is barging round Britain -- baggiesguy
• If barging round Britain with John sergeant isn't him walking about pushing people out of his way then what's the point -- Daniel Killington
• TV alert! Barging Round Britain With he is on the Lancaster Canal, ITV at 8pm. -- Lake District Gems
• Watching I'm quite sure Jo Brand is the secret love child of John Sergeant. -- Árd Macha

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