Dallas Braden

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American baseball player
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 4 star rating Dallas braden's hair is both mesmerizing and confusing --
  • 5 star rating Is that Gene Wilder or Dallas Braden on postgame --
  • 1 star rating Ughhh it has come to my attention that Dallas Braden wore one of those bullshit "not really a tie knot" tie knots --
  • 4 star rating I don't remember this dude Dallas Braden being this goofy --
  • 3 star rating Dallas braden hair line is freaking terrible! All of his hair is from the back. Haha get a hair cut --
  • 5 star rating Why is DOB talking about Dallas Braden's hair? --
  • 3 star rating Seriously though, Dallas Braden's hair is like the best thing to happen in baseball tonight. --
  • 2 star rating Ha! Didn't know that was Dallas Braden, told my roommate "why isn't that guy talking about Hockey?" --
  • 5 star rating How's Dallas Braden seriously gonna try to talk baseball normally with that hair and don't say he let himself go cause his beards fresh trim --
  • 3 star rating My God Dallas Braden's hair is flawless. I bet he's the real father of Mila Kunis' newborn. --
  • 4 star rating Dallas Braden's hair is trending. His hair. Are we really that bored? --
  • 1 star rating I'm just feeling a lot of relief at all these comments proving I'm not the only one who is totally creeped out by Dallas Braden. --
  • 2 star rating He is currently playing the role of "David Kleinfeld" from "Carlitos Way" tonight on Baseball Tonight. --
  • 2 star rating Dallas Braden's perm is hilarious but still props to the dude for the perfecto, yelling at a-rod, etc --
  • 3 star rating Dallas Braden needs to come to the Cubs just because his hair is nooice. --
  • 4 star rating Guys, Dallas Braden thinks Strickland is right on point here. --
  • 3 star rating He is nodding with approval as he hurriedly orders his Hunter Strickland jersey online. --
  • 5 star rating 2/5 of the FOX guys were Oakland A s. Kapler made the last out of Dallas Braden s perfect game (on ball 4), so he s practically an A, too. --
  • 4 star rating Dallas Braden pitches a perfect game like a week after --
  • 5 star rating Always wanna give people ish for feeling cool when a lame celeb comments them but then i remember that i freaked when dallas braden commented me --
  • 4 star rating UPDATE: Dallas Braden on your television is always such a bummer --
  • 3 star rating Thanks, Dallas Braden for letting us know that Jake Arrieta, "isn't your average cat on the bump." --
  • 5 star rating Dallas Braden: A late breaker is a Connie Chung --
  • 5 star rating Dallas Braden's hairline is a 0/10 --
  • 5 star rating He is blowing mine --
  • 5 star rating He is the Guy Fieri of baseball --
  • 5 star rating He is the next Curt Schilling. --
  • 5 star rating Dallas Braden in the broadcast booth is intriguing, people will either love him or hate him. Right now, good chemistry with Karl and Tim. --
  • 5 star rating I think he is an excellent color commentator. --
  • 5 star rating He is WILD as an announcer --
  • 4 star rating Dallas Braden / Danny Bonaduce... Is it just me?? --
  • 4 star rating Dallas Braden has terrible hair. This is not debatable. --
  • 1 star rating Really though, it's nice of Dallas Braden's court-ordered halfway-house to let him come do this game for ESPN. --
  • 5 star rating Dallas Braden said Jason Kendall's fingers are so jacked that he sometimes thought he was curveball signs. (He didn't throw a curve) --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating Dallas braden is incredible. I love this guy --
  • 2 star rating Y'all are too adorable, but I'm busy still figuring out Dallas Braden's hair, so. *waves arguing cuties off* --
  • 5 star rating Dallas Braden's puns and commentary is golden --
  • 3 star rating They aren't really going to let Dallas Braden be a part of this announcing crew for the game right? --
  • 5 star rating Damn he is intense --
  • 5 star rating He is the worst. --
  • 5 star rating Hate you so much Dallas Braden --
  • 1 star rating I can't take Dallas Braden seriously with that hair. not even sure what to call it? clown perm? no soul glow? it's bad!!! --
  • 5 star rating Oh no... he is in the booth. --
  • 5 star rating He is channeling Sean Penn in this evening. --
  • 5 star rating Dallas Braden's barber is an asshole --
  • 4 star rating Dallas Braden's hair is 1,000x more offensive than Chris Archer's. --
  • 5 star rating What is going on with Dallas Braden's hair? --
  • 5 star rating Love how everyone is joking around about Dallas Braden's hair and appearance and it's fun, but Schil makes a joke about Archer and it's news --
  • 2 star rating Dallas Braden has a shirt that says "I know guac is extra" and like that's something I need in my life --

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