Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dallas Braden I'm a crusher
American baseball player
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Dallas Braden is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Dallas Braden
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Dallas braden's hair is both mesmerizing and confusing -- Lana Berry
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Is that Gene Wilder or Dallas Braden on postgame -- David Cone
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Ughhh it has come to my attention that Dallas Braden wore one of those bullshit "not really a tie knot" tie knots -- Jason Wojciechowski
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I don't remember this dude Dallas Braden being this goofy -- Rod Tidwell
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Dallas braden hair line is freaking terrible! All of his hair is from the back. Haha get a hair cut -- Donovan
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Why is DOB talking about Dallas Braden's hair? -- Neil Shelat
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Seriously though, Dallas Braden's hair is like the best thing to happen in baseball tonight. -- Dee
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Ha! Didn't know that was Dallas Braden, told my roommate "why isn't that guy talking about Hockey?" -- tom_B
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How's Dallas Braden seriously gonna try to talk baseball normally with that hair and don't say he let himself go cause his beards fresh trim -- john passanisi
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My God Dallas Braden's hair is flawless. I bet he's the real father of Mila Kunis' newborn. -- Tim Gilman
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Dallas Braden's hair is trending. His hair. Are we really that bored? -- Melancholy On Rye
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I'm just feeling a lot of relief at all these comments proving I'm not the only one who is totally creeped out by Dallas Braden. -- ErinLikesSports
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He is currently playing the role of "David Kleinfeld" from "Carlitos Way" tonight on Baseball Tonight. -- James Greene
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Dallas Braden's perm is hilarious but still props to the dude for the perfecto, yelling at a-rod, etc -- Jon Kachiu
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Dallas Braden needs to come to the Cubs just because his hair is nooice. -- Frank Portera
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Guys, Dallas Braden thinks Strickland is right on point here. -- Meh
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He is nodding with approval as he hurriedly orders his Hunter Strickland jersey online. -- Mike Idle
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2/5 of the FOX guys were Oakland A s. Kapler made the last out of Dallas Braden s perfect game (on ball 4), so he s practically an A, too. -- Alan Torres
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Dallas Braden pitches a perfect game like a week after -- James Ventura
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Always wanna give people ish for feeling cool when a lame celeb comments them but then i remember that i freaked when dallas braden commented me -- Lenny Claus
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UPDATE: Dallas Braden on your television is always such a bummer -- IoT Updates Bot
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Thanks, Dallas Braden for letting us know that Jake Arrieta, "isn't your average cat on the bump." -- Olivia Moody
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Dallas Braden: A late breaker is a Connie Chung -- Jay Blue
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Dallas Braden's hairline is a 0/10 -- sean mcwade
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He is blowing mine -- Junior Mangera
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He is the Guy Fieri of baseball -- Mitchell Custer
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He is the next Curt Schilling. -- Lara Schutz
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Dallas Braden in the broadcast booth is intriguing, people will either love him or hate him. Right now, good chemistry with Karl and Tim. -- Mark Kunz
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I think he is an excellent color commentator. -- Sir Husker Cubbie
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He is WILD as an announcer -- #bigbear
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Dallas Braden / Danny Bonaduce... Is it just me?? -- Tom Bostedt
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Dallas Braden has terrible hair.
This is not debatable. -- Louie Bottaro
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Really though, it's nice of Dallas Braden's court-ordered halfway-house to let him come do this game for ESPN. -- Matthew Carl Barnard
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Dallas Braden said Jason Kendall's fingers are so jacked that he sometimes thought he was curveball signs. (He didn't throw a curve) -- Paul Sporer
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He is hilarious -- Tim
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Dallas braden is incredible. I love this guy -- Pablo Ozuna
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Y'all are too adorable, but I'm busy still figuring out Dallas Braden's hair, so. *waves arguing cuties off* -- Rachel
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Dallas Braden's puns and commentary is golden -- Sam Connell
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They aren't really going to let Dallas Braden be a part of this announcing crew for the game right? -- •
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Damn he is intense -- Go Bruins
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He is the worst. -- Hayden Schrimpf
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Hate you so much Dallas Braden -- Dance Dad
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I can't take Dallas Braden seriously with that hair. not even sure what to call it? clown perm? no soul glow? it's bad!!! -- gritz
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Oh no... he is in the booth. -- Stacey Gotsulias
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He is channeling Sean Penn in this evening. -- Vin
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Dallas Braden's barber is an asshole -- Tyler Robertson
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Dallas Braden's hair is 1,000x more offensive than Chris Archer's. -- Bhavin Bavalia
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What is going on with Dallas Braden's hair? -- Logan Hitchcock
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Love how everyone is joking around about Dallas Braden's hair and appearance and it's fun, but Schil makes a joke about Archer and it's news -- Sean Linstrom
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Dallas Braden has a shirt that says "I know guac is extra" and like that's something I need in my life -- Taylor Ribaudo
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