Never be ashamed of having a crush on Cal Clutterbuck I'm a crusher
Canadian, Ice Hockey
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Cal Clutterbuck is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Cal Clutterbuck
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I'm attracted to Cal Clutterbuck and I'm attracted to people who are good at things, but watching Cal play golf really well does nothing XPP -- Laura
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Cal clutterbuck is officially the worst hockey name ever -- Gloria Yip
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Tonight's goal: buy Cal Clutterbuck a beer. -- Moon Man
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Last overall pick goes to.................
CAL CLUTTERBUCK!!!!!!!!! -- Alby
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Had $40 to spend on packs pulled: Getzlaf, McDonagh x2, Kesler, E. Staal, and CAL CLUTTERBUCK! -- SHAWZER!
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Cal Clutterbuck will lead the team in shorthanded goals with at least 4 -- Tom Ballantyne
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Big Cal Clutterbuck -- #71
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looks like the Isles have Traded Cal Clutterbuck for Luke Bryan -- NMM
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cal clutterbuck -- SK
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Brock Holt is the most made-up sounding jock name since Colt McCoy and Cal Clutterbuck. -- Clarissa Young
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Reminder: he is the worst shooter in the NHL. (among forwards at least) -- garik16
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CAL CLUTTERBUCK IS A GOD AMIRITE -- J. Kruger
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TALBOT AND YANDLE FOR CAL CLUTTERBUCK, DUH -- Aaron Tarnow
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Maybe if the Rangers had cal clutterbuck they would have won -- Dylan D'Angelis
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He is still in the NHL. There's hope for anything. -- Joshua
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Lol he is such a goof. -- 1-800-CROSSBARPING
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"Cal Clutterbuck convinces black people to like hockey" is a thing that just happened on television. -- Hottakes McGee
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Mike Yard and he is one of my favorite things ever. -- E. Van Every
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Cal Clutterbuck's full first name is Pascal... Interesting... -- Matt Hawkins
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Cal Clutterbuck has as many goals (4) as Crosby, Letang and Perron combined. Yea, HCMJ's system is really working! -- Geezer Butler
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I'll just never quite believe that he isn't a Chevy Chase character from @ 1984. -- Beth Boyle Machlan
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ISLES WIN!!!! Frans Nielsen scores twice, Brock Nelson and Cal Clutterbuck add goals as the Greiss is right in net for a 4-1 win in Anaheim! -- Isles Nation
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That is the reason he is forever my man crush -- ChalupaBatman
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Islanders forward Clutterbuck day-to-day with injury: New York Islanders forward he is day-to-day with an upper-body inj... -- bryan durel
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he is listed as day to day with upper body injury -- ПБХ
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he is listed as day to day with upper body injury -- Hockey Kid 1917
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RW Cal Clutterbuck (upper body) is out for the rest of Tuesday's game vs Philadelphia. -- OwnersBox NHL
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Third period starts and Cal Clutterbuck will not be back tonight. Being called upper body injury. -- All Things Islanders
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He is out for the game with an upper body injury. -- Orange & Blue Navy©
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I hope the get Cal Clutterbuck one day, so we can have Shattenkirk and Clutterbuck on the same team. -- Andrea Katherine
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1) when was last time a fwd played any defense?
2) SO glad Cal Clutterbuck doesn't play in Central anymore -- Sean Jeffries
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Sorry everyone: it is Cal Clutterbuck, but still a great hockey name -- Tony Griffo
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He is easily the ugliest man in the NHL -- Christmas Brandco
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Yes, NBC, the greatest rivalry on the ice tonight is the one between Cal Clutterbuck and Tanner Glass. Nothing else going on. -- Tom Copain
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He is on the ice practicing, for those concerned about his upper-body injury. -- Kenny DeJohn
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NY Islanders - RW Cal Clutterbuck (upper body) is probable tonight versus Pittsburgh. -- FreePlaysPicks
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Halak in net. Boulton in for Cal Clutterbuck who did skate today and is "close" according to Capuano. Strait in for Zidlicky. -- Shannon Hogan
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He is a Legend -- Andrew Bashford
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Cal clutterbuck is a riot!! -- mike minerva
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So many culprits to blame. Cal Clutterbuck has been garbage. Kyle Okposo, Frans Nielsen, Brock Nelson, Casey Cizikas have been non-factors. -- LeslieinFortLee
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Cal clutterbuck is the only human who can pull off a mustache and it's 85% because his last name is clutterbuck -- Rachel Howard
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He is the best hockey name ever. -- Dion Gaulton
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He is the handsomest, most amazing player to have put on an islanders jersey in the past 10 years -- Lee Ulman
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Cal clutterbuck is Jesus don't @ me -- emma
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He is a hero -- Corman
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He is my spirit animal -- ZB Wifi
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Way to go Cal Clutterbuck!!!! We Are New York Islanders!! -- Connie Smeriglio
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He is not an NHL player, actually. -- Matthew Golda
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Cal clutterbuck is the most underrated sniper and player on the isles -- Jason sarachek
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He is by far the funniest player in the NHL -- Owen
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