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People Say:

I need a 50/50 so I can hit home runs like Ken Griffey Jr.
Despite being allergic to chocolate Ken Griffey, Jr. had a chocolate bar named after him
Ken Griffey Jr. is a top 10 baseball player all time
My dream in life is for ken griffey jr to tell me to do a backflip so that way i have no choice but to learn how to do it
Fuck it, I'm calling it. Felix Hernandez is more essential to my Mariners fandom than Ken Griffey, Jr.