Zola Jesus

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American singer-songwriter
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 1 star rating Single Mothers album false flag to distract me specifically from how bad the Zola Jesus album is. Kind of worked. --
  • 3 star rating The new zola jesus album is like that time i accidentally took ecstasy before going to work --
  • 5 star rating Zola Jesus Taiga is album of the year. --
  • 3 star rating The new Zola Jesus record leaked and the Inherent Vice trailer is out. This is a great day. --
  • 1 star rating The last song on the Zola Jesus album is called "It's Not Over" and I don't know why but that makes me so mad. --
  • 3 star rating Idk hew she is but i ~stumbled~ upon her new album and it is going in a lot --
  • 5 star rating Let me see if zola jesus - taiga is chill enough --
  • 4 star rating The new zola jesus isn't really anything special....... --
  • 5 star rating Skin by she is breathtaking --
  • 1 star rating The new Zola Jesus album is everything I wanted the new White Hinterland to be. Except it's less condescending and more genuine. --
  • 5 star rating The new she is spectacular --
  • 4 star rating Trying , Too Dress Like Me Is Like Trying Too Fly It's Impossible --
  • 2 star rating Mondays are the worst but there's new Godflesh, Zola Jesus, and a Tinashe song so cannot really complain --
  • 4 star rating Weeping at Zola Jesus' new album it's so good ahhh --
  • 1 star rating I'm into these new songs zola jesus tracks, but simultaneously very glad I've already seen her tour the past 3 records. --
  • 5 star rating New she is really really good --
  • 2 star rating So far, so good on this Zola Jesus album. Nice heavy beats, mystical sounds, dark tones. I like this. --
  • 4 star rating Zola jesus announces fall tour for the hell is due. --
  • 3 star rating Oh dear. I am really happy, but my eyes are leaking while listening to Zola Jesus. --
  • 5 star rating She is insanely talented her vocals are insane --
  • 5 star rating Oh FUCK zola jesus' new stuff is so good --
  • 4 star rating Raign is such a pound shop version of Zola Jesus. It's hilarious. --
  • 3 star rating This new Zola Jesus record is gorgeous. Going to enjoy reviewing this one. --
  • 1 star rating is that even the hashtag? Zola Jesus, fuck she's boring these days,remember that amazing split she did with LA Vampires? --
  • 3 star rating And only then because the new Zola Jesus album isn't out yet. MARK YOUR CALENDER. --
  • 1 star rating Im really digging this Zola Jesus i just discovered not that long ago... why did i not know about this talent before? --
  • 4 star rating What do we know about Zola Jesus because this song "Go" is fire --
  • 5 star rating She is playing in November. OH MY. --
  • 4 star rating Contactus by zola jesus is one of my fav albums ever by faaar --
  • 3 star rating Oh yeah it turns out I can't go see zola jesus after all life is disappointment --
  • 5 star rating IM NAKED & Wine (17), Why? (47) & Zola Jesus (44) & Belle and Sebastian (66) & penguin.. i want bluejays &then arranged --
  • 3 star rating Is my MusicHum professor playing the new Zola Jesus album in class right now? --
  • 1 star rating I never really clocked zola jesus but ngl that new song is giving off fruit energies that im willing to receive --
  • 4 star rating So, the new zola jesus album is pretty fucking nice --
  • 5 star rating Skin by zola jesus is a wicked good song. --
  • 4 star rating This raign is like a lidl zola jesus. like, bargain bin lidl. --
  • 1 star rating Postage is right is real dry cleaning and always loads, stat. she is pancake days on? https:/ t had NO NO chicken, Nicholas. --
  • 5 star rating This is like a bad Zola Jesus. Look her up. --
  • 3 star rating She is so full of shit lately. "In her own way, [Miley's} her own Lars Von Trier..." --
  • 1 star rating Zola Jesus's "Conatus" was sort of my soundtrack during my first few months of Uni, so I'm pretty excited to hear her new album --
  • 5 star rating She is love. --
  • 3 star rating Zola jesus is playing 5 mins from my house next month but £22.50 for a ticket? nahhhh m8 --
  • 4 star rating My aesthetic is muffled zola jesus music in the distance --
  • 5 star rating I FEEL SO EXPOSED WHEN BRIGHT LIGHTS ARE ON LOL --
  • 5 star rating Lack of good albums this week so still enjoying Second Storey, Gunnar Harson, NehruvianDoom, Zola Jesus, Lee Gamble, Bonnie Prince & Caribou --
  • 4 star rating Zola Jesus came on the playlist at work today I'm so happy --
  • 5 star rating She is decent!! --
  • 4 star rating Zola Jesus' Taiga is a good record. Fuck anybody who says otherwise. --
  • 4 star rating Is the Taiga album Zola Jesus gone the way of Yoko Kanno? --
  • 5 star rating Now playing: Zola Jesus - 'Exhumed' from 'Okovi' --

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