Susan Boyle

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• Tottenham trolling United is like Susan Boyle & Anne Widdecombe ganging up to take the piss out of Michelle Keegan. -- United Religion
• The doll that "looks like" Harry is more like a Susan Boyle that's curious :| -- Stricter Eucalyptus
• Susan Boyle concert next Wednesday is about to be turnt af -- Kay Ward
• is it true you're living a double life and you're actually Susan Boyle? -- nazu
• I think my celebrity look alike is a mix of susan boyle and cray eyes from oitnb -- Isaiah Martian
• Im SO gay for susan boyle -- adi$on
• The scariest thing we have is Susan Boyle. And she doesn't fly! -- Friendly Ghost.
• Sophie is like Angelina Jolie i am like Susan Boyle -- ❀ Georgie Rose ❀
• I look like susan boyle in my school photo everyone is so jealous of my good looks -- ruby
• Trying to replace Edwards with Hoyte is like dumping Michelle keegan to go out with Susan Boyle Only at -- sean millwall
• Beyoncé is shit, if she looked like Susan Boyle she wouldn t be famous -- Jack
• Rodgers leaving sakho out but using skrtel is like michelle keegan asking you out for a date but rejecting her because you want susan boyle -- Nicky Ivey
• Am I the only one out off all my mates who is still single haha I would settle for susan boyle right now thats what my life has come to!! -- 1994
• "To anyone who has a dream, you are never too old. It is never too late." -Susan Boyle -- Suzanne C. LeRoy
• Any flight that Is longer than 5 hours is about as attractive as Susan Boyle's arse warts. Dublin, I'm home and I love ya! -- Danny Murray
• Tried to google one thing and ended up watching videos of Susan Boyle singing??? So basically I'll be prob be at MOCO by the end of the year -- Nicole Dobrowolski
• I think Tyler is obsessed with Susan Boyle -- Josh Ratigan
• *Talking about Ebola* Susan Boyle: "Isn't Ebola something only people in Africa can get? Kind of like aids?" BRUH -- Jake Lavan
• Sends lyrics of "Do you Hear what I hear" asks "is that Susan Boyle?!" -- lxndr cttrll
• Think the viral appeal of these Susan Boyle/Suor Cristina type of performances, aside from underdog thing, is their naked earnestness. -- John Long
• Have a new found love for Susan Boyle, like not even taking the piss she is such an amazing singer/person -- SophUnwin
• English professor is insisting we watch susan boyle videos in class -- Martha Huot
• I liked blazer susan boyle harry but man bun harry is my reason for living. the end. -- ari
• The mirror in my bedroom is very complimentary and then I go into the bathroom and look like Susan Boyle -- karen
• My shower at uni is the shittest shower ever, Susan Boyle could make me wetter -- B3X
• My moms woman crush is Susan Boyle I'm sure -- PodgeHealy
• I think she is driving behind me in a learner car -- Charlotte Sansom
• She is performing in charleston in October will someone go with me -- parks
• Really man flu kicked in feel nastier than a tampon used by Susan Boyle & re used by Josie Cunningham not gd -- sean
• GUESS WHO IS SEEING SUSAN BOYLE IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS HINT: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- MCKAYLA
• She is one cold ass honky -- Branden
• Replacing Suarez with Balotelli is like dumping Cheryl Cole and shacking up with Susan Boyle..... -- Ray L
• Just laid in bed listening to Susan Boyle! Never felt so chilled out! I just love her voice!! -- Alex McVeigh
• Susan boyle is coming to phoenix who's coming with me -- mad e
• Everyone i am/want to be friends with is at a beyonce level and im at a susan boyle level on a good day -- madeira
• I included Susan Boyle in my English news story seeing as she was at the Ploughing Championships so i hope i get asked to read it out haha!! -- Phelim Mannion.
• Going to bed with your hair wet is all fun and games until you wake up looking like Susan Boyle after about 50 vodkas and a car accident. -- Chloe
• At least once a week i wonder how susan boyle is doing -- mads // 10 days ago
• Susan Boyle Updates is dead -- sarah
• Mousey wanking over she is worse than the News jfc -.- -- Pat
• Is Nicola Sturgeon and Susan Boyle related? -- Sean Boyle
• Crop tops are so cute but i legit look like susan boyle if i try wearing them -- •boring tweets•
• She is so cute why can't she be my girlfriend -- seth
• I haven't been able to use this line in a minute, and I didn't wanna have to.. But this game is Susan Boyle ugly. Sweet baby Jesus. -- M.V.T.
• Is karen seriously crying at susan boyle -- Summer
• So I had to work today but get Monday off, that's great but Monday is the equivalent of Susan Boyle and and Saturday is like Ariana Grande -- Jãmĕş Gřővęš
• Mel b is as amiable as a fermented queef in the face from Susan Boyle. -- Elro
• Goin from watch that hurling final to watchin this soccer match is like jumpin outta bed with Beyonce te go and empty the bag in Susan Boyle -- Marty Sweeney
• My mum is older than Susan Boyle and she's proper upset -- Georgia Andrews
• I feel like Ed Sheeran is famous in a Susan Boyle kind of way--surprise that such a sweet sound comes from such an unfortunate-looking being -- Laura Baughman

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