Shappi Khorsandi

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Iranian comedian
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 2 star rating khorsandi is great live. Hope she remembers the kids in car. But least she can relax in the mean time :) --
  • 5 star rating She is a genius --
  • 4 star rating She isn't funny. If you think she is, you're so wrong it offends me. --
  • 4 star rating Women are very rarely funny but shappi khorsandi has to be the worst --
  • 4 star rating Shappi Khorsandi. Is there a 'shakes head' emoticon? --
  • 2 star rating Does that wretched Shappi Khorsandi have any 'jokes' that aren't about her being Iranian or a woman? --
  • 3 star rating She is quite possibly one of the only funny women on the stand up circuit. Apart from Jo Brand --
  • 2 star rating Awful to hear that Shappi Khorsandi has been racially abused on the tube today. This IS her country. --
  • 5 star rating Lmao Shappi Khorsandi so funny --
  • 4 star rating WHAT is shappi khorsandi doing on loose women?? dear God --
  • 1 star rating Who the hell is this "comedienne" Shappi Khorsandi? She's like an annoying kid who is desperate for attention. Totally cringing --
  • 5 star rating She is so funny --
  • 5 star rating I've got the biggest crush on shappi khorsandi --
  • 3 star rating Tomorrow is a Bette Middler special with Ruth, Coleen, Janet and Shappi Khorsandi. --
  • 5 star rating Everytime Shappi Khorsandi comes on TV, I turn it off bc 14yr old me is still bitter that she never gave me The Midnight Beast's waterbottle --
  • 5 star rating Shappi khorsandi is a very unfunny person --
  • 5 star rating Shappi Khorsandi at Soho Theatre totes hilare --
  • 5 star rating Shappi Khorsandi was hilarious! --
  • 1 star rating how long before i can say look what arrived today... My Shappi Khorsandi tickets for brewery arts center in kendal? :-) x --
  • 1 star rating Going to see a female Iranian comedian called Shappi Khorsandi l wonder what she has to say about Mr Ayatolla? --
  • 1 star rating I still remember being told by professional immigrant Shappi Khorsandi that I didn't find her funny cos I was 'thick'. --
  • 5 star rating Bombing some Mandy with Shappi Khorsandi --
  • 3 star rating Reminiscing about defunct electronics shop Tandy with Shappi Khorsandi --
  • 2 star rating and she is leaving me a bit glum with all the post-split bitterness. sometimes you just want a belly laugh --
  • 3 star rating Loving shappi khorsandi awards. A woman after my own heart so many things in common ;-) --
  • 2 star rating I'm so exhausted of hearing about Shappi Khorsandi's sister, maybe agents should just book her instead idek --
  • 5 star rating Shappi khorsandi is comedy goals --
  • 5 star rating Shappi Khorsandi (mute) --
  • 4 star rating Shappi khorsandi is my fave on this comedy gala tbh yES --
  • 4 star rating 1973 Shappi Khorsandi, Iranian-English comedian. Happy 42th! --
  • 3 star rating Me and my mum can't stand Shappi Khorsandi when she's on the TV. Absolutely not funny. --
  • 5 star rating Shappi Khorsandi --
  • 5 star rating Shappi khorsandi, give it the fuck up --
  • 3 star rating Every comedian at the comedy gala has made me laugh then shappi khorsandi put me in a Coma --
  • 5 star rating Shappi Khorsandi Im not a fan. --
  • 3 star rating Shappi khorsandi must be the worst comedian ever. Forever over playing the woman/Asian jokes --
  • 4 star rating Oh God, it's Shappi Khorsandi That's me away to my bed --
  • 3 star rating Shappi Khorsandi on the other hand, makes me want to feed my ears to a pack of wild dogs. --
  • 5 star rating Have funn Shappi Khorsandi. --
  • 5 star rating Went to see Shappi Khorsandi at the comedy club in Liverpool . She was brilliant , very insightful and lots of fun xx --
  • 3 star rating If she is encouraging people to stop smoking, I may just take it up as a hobby to be contrary. --
  • 1 star rating So Shappi Khorsandi calls someone a "nut job" for using racist terms. See what people think of that in 40yrs. --
  • 3 star rating I saw Shappi Khorsandi once. She's nowhere near as funny as she thinks she is --
  • 1 star rating Casually in a pub with Shappi Khorsandi, Seann Walsh and Mark Steel whilst looking at embarrassing photos of the boy --
  • 1 star rating Nice man in cafe: 'excuse me, you're Shappi Khorsandi aren't you? The news reader!' Ouch. I need to up my game. --
  • 5 star rating 0332 GMT We NOTE Shappi Khorsandi who is set to be the next titular head of the British Humanist Association, reportedly starting next month --
  • 2 star rating People I really dislike: Sarah Millican Shappi Khorsandi Toby Young Taylor Swift Yasmin A-Brown Adolf Hitler --
  • 5 star rating She is not in Star Wars --
  • 1 star rating Hey folks! Guess who is returning to Distraction club this month? Only the brilliant Shappi Khorsandi! Woot and Wahey! --
  • 3 star rating I feel so sorry for Rich Hall for having to be on a team with Shappi Khorsandi --

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