Phyllis Diller

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• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller -- Info Jakarta
• There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto._ Phyllis Diller -- Ron Spoto
• That awkward moment when you think "Is that Phyllis Diller? Is Phyllis Diller on my flight?!" Then you remember Phyllis Diller's dead. -- Red Durkin
• "Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing." (Phyllis Diller) -- Kamal Barry
• The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. -Phyllis Diller -- Iron_Golf
• A is a curve that sets everything straight - Phyllis Diller # -- Brenda Maer
• Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. -Phyllis Diller -- comedybot
• "Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." Phyllis Diller -- Park Chorong
• Phyllis Diller was so great in this episode! She was known as pretty dirty comic for her time, but she was so sweet here. ~Sue -- LarryWilcox.net
• Jon fell off his bike & broke some of his ribs & she is in the hospital cracking him up & it hurts to laugh & he's miserable -- Betty Figland
• A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. -Phyllis Diller -- Jonathan
• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." Phyllis Diller -- Scott Lent
• Hey ......no one is better than Phyllis Diller -- Anthony
• Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Phyllis Diller -- 1FunnyQuotes
• "The only thing my husband and I have in common is we were married on the same day" Phyllis Diller -- Notorious Women
• Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. Phyllis Diller -- Laugh Time
• My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis Diller -- Fitness Viking
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight - Phyllis Diller -- If Everyone Cares
• "A is a curve that sets everything straight." ~ Phyllis Diller -- G.C. Poplar
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~ Phyllis Diller -- Peter Hoffer
• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. " -Phyllis Diller -- World Man
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller -- Arizona Lowe
• Phyllis Diller's lines were so brilliant that all she had to do was stand on the stage and say 'em - Joan Rivers -- Halse Dymidowski
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller -- The Malaysian Times
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller -- The Best Quotes
• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight" - Phyllis Diller -- Osborne Dental
• The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing- Phyllis Diller -- Aldy
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller -- The Quote
• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. ~Phyllis Diller" :) -- Moses Glenn
• The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing - Phyllis Diller -- Maria Brostedt
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller -- Marvel Montolalu
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. --Phyllis Diller -- weareunicorn
• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight" --Phyllis Diller -- Ran Zilca
• What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. -Phyllis Diller -- Kimberley Blaine
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -Phyllis Diller -- Akinwumi
• A is a curve that sets everything straight. -Phyllis Diller -- PhDStudent
• Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~ Phyllis Diller funny quotes -- Angel Sefer
• Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. -- Make Money Online
• Daily Quote - "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." —Phyllis Diller -- Keven McTaggart
• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." ~ by Phyllis Diller -- Catherine SL Lim
• Quote of the day: "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." -Phyllis Diller -- Denise Howell
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller -- Ron Wilczek
• If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this?." Phyllis Diller -- neigborhood cleaners
• "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." -Phyllis Diller -- Braces by Billings
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller (born 1917) -- Senu #NationBuilder
• "The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public." - Phyllis Diller -- Alison Cottrell
• "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." Phyllis Diller -- Kevin John Goff
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller -- Jasper Borbajo
• A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. (Phyllis Diller) -- Peri Gigi Indonesia
• "A is a that sets everything straight." - Phyllis Diller -- Jennifer Nangle

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