Pam Ayres

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• Yeah, so, no. Nothing like Pam Ayres. Unless daft counts. -- Sheridan Jobbins
• I'm still in bed lusts ing to Pam Ayres on the radio. She's being interviewed. Very entertaining. -- Barbara Kent Jones
• mine is slightly more tongue in cheek! But then I like Pam Ayres ! -- Helen Treharne
• Lord no! He's a greater British treasure than The Archers, Bisto, and Pam Ayres rolled into one. -- Stephen Daisley
• great to see Pam Ayres back on our screens. Just didn't expect to see her reading the morning news -- Raw Hide
• Thank you Pam Ayres for a fantastic show in Cardiff on Sunday, early Birthday treat. Come back soon. x -- Eileen Hurst
• (It's all gone a bit Pam Ayres, hasn't it?) -- Mental Health
• He says he's out/But the doggerel he lurves/It's a mercy in way/Cos it's GETTING ON MY NERVES. Love, Pam Ayres. -- Dr Neil Martin
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell of wee, And also, poo. Admittedly, I'm no Pam Ayres.... -- Dave K
• It genuinely wasn t a challenge. But you ve displaced Pam Ayres as my favourite poet. -- Davıd Sutherlan̈d
• excruciating, also see Pam Ayres -- CharlieDickDastardly
• no Pam Ayres that one -- Peter Fleming
• it had gone out of my mind until you mentioned Pam Ayres. -- Simon Adams
• Gotta love "I wanna be remembered as a Rastafarian Pam Ayres" - backstage at view -- Bath Novel Award
• Quoted poets: Pam Ayres - Medicinal discovery/It moves in mighty leaps/It leapt straight past the common cold/And gave it us for keeps -- Jacqueline Deeks
• Has Lineker swallowed Pam Ayres ? -- Mk 2 16 E
• Pam Ayres called, she want her poems back -- Al Britten
• ha! I love a bit of Pam Ayres! -- Graeme
• He's up there with Pam Ayres and Russel Howard. -- ☆Spring-heeled MiKe☆
• Write drunk, edit sober - Pam Ayres -- MoscowhiteTSB
• In other news might read a Pam Ayres poem next week to annoy Jonathan! He's coming to poetry open mic with us! -- jess
• Yeats, Keats, Wordsworth, Pam Ayres!! they would've found a way. That's why they're the true titans of poem writing. -- Shane Kiely
• I love Pam Ayres poem about the Starlings -- Sunny_Day_Photo
• Turned on R4 & stumbled upon Pam Ayres scary flashback time waiting till 11:30 when it'll be safe to go back -- Jacqui Pybus
• Probably going to be more entertaining than his adolescent cod-poetry: Pam Ayres with a Cambridge accent... -- Giorgio
• are you the secret love child of Pam Ayres and Cyril Fletcher? Just asking. -- Kate Jones
• If Pam Ayres had been able to go to the Cavern in her lunch hour the history of popular music might have been different. -- Edward Vanderpump
• bit nippy today - "stick another chair leg on the fire, mother!" Apologies to Pam Ayres! -- Richard Boulter
• Just discovered Psychobitches on Sky Arts. Julia Davis is genius - Sylvia Plath / Pam Ayres crossover had me howling -- Bobbins
• New Pam Ayres series on radio 4. Like so many radio 4 shows, like being tortured by an undead corpse. Must stop listening to radio 4. -- Tom Johnstone
• People complaining about Pam Ayres being unfunny on Radio4, at least we didn't pay for her to spend 3 yrs at Oxbridge learning to be unfunny -- Damian Counsell
• I have just seen Julia Davies being Sylvia Plath being Pam Ayres on Psychobitches. There is now no need for any more comedy. -- Grandma Grammar
• She is the rock of her family. -- Matt Thor
• I'm glad Jenny's keeping the Pam Ayres though. -- Dominic Young
• Pam Ayres wins Booker Prize -- Blackwell's Oxford
• Sharing breakfast with the brilliant Pam Ayres and her poetry magic -- goldrush88
• I love 'Who's Had My Scissors' by Pam Ayres. Genius lady. -- Anna
• Althougn Sylivia Plath channelling Pam Ayres as a coping mechanism may be my second favourite. -- EmmyAngua
• Buying all the pam ayres books from every charity shop pulping them and turning them into a new landmark called Ayres Rock -- Fern La Nuit
• New low: some brain-bypass coward left a message on the poetry phone with sniggering and a dirty limerick in a bad Pam Ayres-esque falsetto. -- Fay Roberts
• I switched off when I heard the word 'hot-desking'. Her accent was strange; Bristol, Bath, "oo-ar." She sounded like Pam Ayres on crack. -- Michael McGill
• Jennifer didn't even get GCSE grade 5 in English, let alone learn anything poetic beyond "Pam Ayres Family Faves" -- HiggsBoz0
• So Clarrie literally is Pam Ayres, yes? -- Cara
• I've had enough of Farage / It's really quite a barrage / Think I'll hide out in my garage / Eat your heart out, Pam Ayres -- Ally Craig
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Shall I compare thee to Mistress Pam Ayres No thou art more balding and literate -- Mark Pearson
• Our meeting tonight had a high giggle factor courtesy of our speaker Marjy who could rightly be considered Reading's rival to Pam Ayres. -- RotaryReadingME
• The Fresh Prince & Pam Ayres -- Barry
• "Lay me in some leafy loam where, sheltered from the cold Little seeds investigate and tender leaves unfold" - Pam Ayres -- Mrs.K
• Pam Ayres still has it, if you haven't caught her 40th anniversary tour yet, get on it tbh! -- Sandi
• Tonight's show, Pam Ayres should finish at approx 9.40pm. Enjoy and have a good weekend :) -- Alive Corn Exchange

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