Louise Wener

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Louise Wener
British musician
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Louise Wener is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out her short and medium hairstyles.

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  • 5 star rating Best Britpop girl! Absolutely brilliant, I love her legs! I hope to see her in concert one day! --
  • 5 star rating I know Louise Wener from her band Sleeper, I love the music and her legs are phenomenal! --
  • 4 star rating is this where you rip of your mask you are in fact Louise Wener? --
  • 1 star rating good plan. Also add "used to looks bit like Louise Wener, when my hair was a certain style" just as much good that'll do. --
  • 2 star rating was listening to the first Echobelly album yesterday. She was nice Sonja but she was no Louise Wener. --
  • 1 star rating Girl and boys: Jarvis Cocker (Pulp), Sice Rowbottom (The Boo Radleys), Louise Wener (Sleeper) and Damon Albarn (Blur) view --
  • 4 star rating Me había olvidado que la bellísima Louise Wener ya es una SEÑORA. --
  • 4 star rating A bit of Sleeper just popped up. Ah, Louise Wener... *drifts off* --
  • 5 star rating Yes!! Louise Wener happy birthday --
  • 3 star rating My 1st ever gig was Sleeper, couldnt take my eyes off Louise Wener that night! --
  • 5 star rating Oh, Louise Wener. You make everything better. --
  • 1 star rating Anyone like or remember the band from the 90s ? .. a bit like but with a female lead singer\songwriter Louise Wener. --
  • 5 star rating Louise Wener <3 --
  • 5 star rating Woke up from a dream where I dialled incorrectly, repeatedly into a conference call.Tremendous. Gone are the days of Louise Wener apparently --
  • 5 star rating Louise Wener sonya --
  • 3 star rating Working my way through books written by women in music. Louise Wener, .really enjoying book now. --
  • 5 star rating Sleeper on Vintage TV. Used to love that band. Not to mention Louise Wener. Great channel this! --
  • 5 star rating Louise Wener! --
  • 3 star rating Some days you're Deborah Harry. Others you are Louise Wener. I never want to be an inbetweener. --
  • 4 star rating Louise Wener turns 50 this summer. Let that one sink in. --
  • 2 star rating Anyone who doesn't think Louise Wener was the best thing who happened in the 90's can suck my balls. --
  • 4 star rating I've got hair like Louise Wener 1994. How the hell did this happen? --
  • 3 star rating (I must have been the only lad in Britain in 1996 who didn't fancy Louise Wener). --
  • 5 star rating Is that not Louise Wener on Masterchef?! --
  • 5 star rating My you tube got stuck on Louise Wener --
  • 3 star rating Spent the whole train ride home looking at pictures of Louise Wener from Sleeper --
  • 4 star rating She is very nearly 51. That's a bit bloody mental --
  • 1 star rating Brett Anderson, Jarvis Cocker, Sarah Cracknell, Louise Wener, None of them are in The Chair, The tickets cost a tenner --
  • 3 star rating Star Shaped Festival was brilliant. Everything I needed. Louise Wener still very much has it. --
  • 3 star rating Delighted to report that Sleeper still have it and she is still a ride. --
  • 1 star rating And yes, expect lots of really emotional comments about how much I idolise Louise Wener and how I wish I was 16 again. --
  • 5 star rating Just remembered that I spent the Britpop years being accused of having Louise Wener eyes *averts gaze upwards when under scrutiny* --
  • 5 star rating Life goal attained. Met, albeit briefly, Louise Wener last night. She was lovely! --
  • 4 star rating Just learnt I've spelt Louise Wener's name wrong my whole life --
  • 4 star rating What does Louise Wener have on her tshirt?? Female what?? --
  • 3 star rating Brb, off to Glasgow to help pay for Louise Wener's new kitchen extension. --
  • 3 star rating I would still very much like to be Louise Wener when I grow up. Thankyouplease. --
  • 3 star rating Mark Morris, Louise Wener and Tommy Scott have all aged so well too. Bastards. --
  • 5 star rating Louise wener is perfect! --
  • 3 star rating Also googling pictures of Louise Wener to get the make up look right --
  • 1 star rating 'Centrist dad' was actually the inspiration for one of the male characters in Louise Wener's first novel after she left Sleeper. --
  • 4 star rating Jesus fucking christ i fancy 90s louise wener so much --
  • 4 star rating Louise Wener appears to be a Tory. This is most disappointing. --
  • 2 star rating Listening to Times Tables Rock CD in the car...pretty good! Singer sounds like Louise Wener from Sleeper!! --
  • 5 star rating Louise Wener gets the gasface --
  • 4 star rating Want to grind to Louise Wener's smokey voice in What Do I Do Now --
  • 5 star rating Ahh she is a bit of a terf. That's disappointing --
  • 5 star rating Watched a Britpop thing last night before I went to bed and got all heartbroken that Louise Wener and I didn't fall in love and get married. --
  • 3 star rating Just watching Britpop at the BBC when sleeper come on and Louise Wener appears! --
  • 5 star rating Louise Wener on BBC2! PHWOOOOOR! etc. --

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