Jordan James

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American soccer player-coach
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Jordan James is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. She has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out her slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 4 star rating that Jordan James geezer in particular is complete scum --
  • 5 star rating is this the real Jordan James Parker? --
  • 1 star rating Jordan: "James said he knows you?! He said 'oh i hung out with her shes so beautiful!' & i was like thats my bae!" Aweee --
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  • 3 star rating if these 2 r Jordan & James respectively then who is vishwanathan Anand? Larry bird? --
  • 1 star rating Reading that letter from Jordan James made me cry, and writing one back made me start to ball so proud of him! --
  • 5 star rating She is doing something? What? --
  • 3 star rating UCLA is forced to establish a run game and so far so good. Jordan James with another first down. --
  • 4 star rating Jordan, james and kevin on a creature game night is it my birthday --
  • 5 star rating "If you don't have as many points as the other guys when the thing is over, you probably have lost the sport" -LeBron "Michael Jordan" James --
  • 5 star rating Jordan James x Show You Off is my jam. --
  • 4 star rating She is a better running back..idk why coach mora takes him out --
  • 4 star rating This nigga Jordan James agility and acceleration is on --
  • 5 star rating Cal does a really bad job of tackling Jordan James, who runs about 7 yards with a defender latched onto him, into the end zone. 17-14 UCLA --
  • 3 star rating My nephew is a beast!!! Jordan James Sterns for OSU!!! <3 <3 <3 Great game baby!! --
  • 5 star rating Wtf is Jordan & James --
  • 3 star rating Man, seeing Jordan, James, & Shep grow into what they are now is crazy .. --
  • 4 star rating If jordan, james and ross are in the same place it sure is heaven --
  • 5 star rating She is the man --
  • 3 star rating she is THE man for Guts, power and glory on that TD run. 17-14 Bruins 2Q. --
  • 5 star rating Whos is this jordan james guy --
  • 5 star rating She is a man --
  • 5 star rating She is a strong young man. --
  • 5 star rating Jordan james is the queen of mean --
  • 5 star rating She is a idiot --
  • 3 star rating Yea buddy! God is great! My son Benjamin and my god son Jordan James! CHEA! :) --
  • 3 star rating She is new and has tried to get with the whole volleyball team in 1 quarter ... --
  • 3 star rating Michael Jordan's brother is named James Jordan. My son is named Jordan James --
  • 5 star rating Idk why they trippin on D Rose if it ain't for him it ain't for him & only he knows his body so stop comparin him to Jordan, James & Bryant! --
  • 3 star rating Nights like this the only people I wanna talk to is jordan , James , and keitha --
  • 5 star rating Every guy i've seriously liked has had a J middle name: Jordan, James, James, (technically none, but Juarez), Justin, Jordan? I AM CURSED. --
  • 5 star rating Alex Smith is NOT Malone, Jordan, James...Alex is John Stockton! Get the ball to the playmakers, let them do their thing... very cool w/that --
  • 3 star rating I swear I was so happy to see jordan james & them that I dapped them up like 20 times lol --
  • 3 star rating So Jordan James Parke went through the knife just to look like kim? How dumb can a person be? Smh --
  • 1 star rating The British makeup artist Jordan James Park so admires Kym Kardashyan that decided to become the copy of the idol. --
  • 4 star rating JORDAN JAMES KUZMA TELL ME WHO THE FUCK JIMMY IS NOW --
  • 4 star rating I've met Jordan James and spencer so I don't need the bag. --
  • 1 star rating joe sucks, knife for Jordan. James, throw gorilla poo at Kevin. Seamus is not sarcastic enough and Alex needs to smile ;3 --
  • 1 star rating Jordan James Parke sure is one stupid fuck, huh? Just one more dumb ass contributing to the stupid that's already in the world. --
  • 3 star rating Jordan James. I don't understand why he made the lips so... Idk the word. He looks like jigglypuff --
  • 5 star rating {A Stream with James and Jordan} James:Get the fuck out Jordan this is my kill Jordan:James pls James:GET OUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT --
  • 1 star rating Movie moments: Top Gun, (1986), Your ego is writing checks your body can t cash , Captain Tom Stinger Jordan (James Tolkan) --
  • 5 star rating Bitch, does this Jordan James Parke really exist? --
  • 1 star rating Why is it that I have one good friend? One!? & he lives in fucking Washington I miss my Jordan James too much. --
  • 3 star rating (self progression is my only concern live and learn die with what you earn)- Jordan James Goodnight --
  • 5 star rating Jordan James Parke is stupid, I swearr. --
  • 3 star rating Oh God guys have you heard about some Jordan James dude ? This guy is mad Oo --
  • 1 star rating Lost for words at that jordan james bloke/girl/thing whatever it is instagram page. Got lips like a fanny and caked in make up. --
  • 3 star rating Sometimes i wonder if jordan james is real or just a bad parody account --
  • 5 star rating So she is going to be on body shockers --

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