Joanna Newsom

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Musician, songwriter (Famous from Harp player and being the girlfriend of Andy Samberg)
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Joanna Newsom is straight. She is a sexy and fabulous woman. Men love her. She has light brown hair. Scroll down and check out her slim body, short and/or medium light brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 5 star rating Joanna newsom is my secret lover --
  • 5 star rating She is perfect in every way --
  • 4 star rating I dunno if this isnt a cool opinion but I think she is braw --
  • 5 star rating I love all of Joanna Newsom's old material, which I've been listening to all evening, but isn't it about time she released a new album? --
  • 5 star rating She is a perfect woman --
  • 3 star rating Joanna newsom's voice is so weird but cute but still nice to listen to --
  • 1 star rating She is something else. Maybe I'll pick up the harp & learn to sing Appalachian style. Amount of vocal control is insane. --
  • 4 star rating Also joanna newsom is supposedly working on her new album this year!! --
  • 5 star rating Joanna Newsom só pode se tornar cânone na poesia anglófona. Essa mulher TEM que ser falada sobre. Monkey & Bear. Meu deus do céu. --
  • 1 star rating Only one awake in the house on a Friday night, so of course I'm mending a frayed seam on a shirt and listening to Joanna Newsom. --
  • 5 star rating Am so jealous of Joanna Newsom-Samberg --
  • 1 star rating Some kid on the tram is blasting a techno song out of their phone that samples Joanna Newsom's Book Of Right On. --
  • 5 star rating Lmfao joanna newsom unni came on pandora and her song is sixteen minutes long of a story i love her so much --
  • 2 star rating Just found out Andy Samberg is married to Joanna Newsom which is the coolest thing I'll read today. --
  • 5 star rating Joanna newsom is a flawless angel *swoon* --
  • 3 star rating Joanna Newsom's voice is what Emojis would sound like if they could sing. --
  • 3 star rating Hahahahahahaha happy yuppy couple is talking about Joanna Newsom's discog at noodles and co --
  • 5 star rating God i love how joanna newsom's songs have genius annotations referencing 5000 texts and she's just like "ur so sweet but i just... wrote it" --
  • 1 star rating I set my phone to gently wake me up with Joanna Newsom but now the first words I hear every day are 'hey hey hey the end is near' --
  • 1 star rating Joanna newsom really fucked up on her career choice .. she could have been a television news anchor in... Newsom's Newsroom --
  • 3 star rating I believe I am the first person in the world to say "Kim Kardashian is her Joanna Newsom." --
  • 3 star rating Andy samberg is an alright dude i guess but tbh i think drake should've shacked up w/ joanna newsom --
  • 2 star rating Joanna Newsom s voice on the milk-eyed mender is like 64% more bearable with my new headphones i think --
  • 5 star rating I love Spotify. I've chanced upon very unique covers of Joanna Newsom's "Peach, Plum, Pear," Danzig's "Mother," and a Crass cover album --
  • 1 star rating 1st I was devastated work resulted in me missing Joanna Newsom but when I googled the setlist I was like so please I wasn't there --
  • 5 star rating Rain and joanna newsom make me so happy --
  • 4 star rating Its so weird...... cant stop listening 'Colleen' by Joanna Newsom --
  • 2 star rating Waking up every morning being greeted by Joanna Newsom would be just swell. Andy Samberg, you lucky bastard --
  • 2 star rating UTorrent isn't letting me seed the Joanna Newsom discography and it's giving me a bad rep on IPTorrents :s --
  • 3 star rating I get pissed off every time I remember that she is married to that fucktard Andy Samberg. --
  • 1 star rating Inherent Vice is actually just an effort to ensure Joanna Newsom neophytes never want to hear her voice ever again. --
  • 1 star rating If she is actually doing the narration for Inherent Vice and if I see any sniping about her voice, imma go postal. --
  • 3 star rating The best thing about Joanna Newsom's Ys is that there are so many best things about it. --
  • 2 star rating Y all i don t know why joanna newsom is suddenly appearing on my spotify playlists but i am Loving It --
  • 3 star rating I really thought joanna gruesome was joanna newsom's spooky comment name --
  • 5 star rating She is a babe --
  • 5 star rating Autumn is here she said, as she set the needle down on her record player and lit a candle. Joanna Newsom's voice soon filled the hallways. --
  • 5 star rating PS she is in it too --
  • 5 star rating Why isn't Joanna Newsom on Spotify .com --
  • 5 star rating Couldn't be more hyped: Joanna Newsom narrating PTA's take on Thomas Pynchon's "Inherent Vice" + Martin Short is the icing on the cake, IYAM --
  • 5 star rating Joanna Newsom's "Good Intentions Paving Company" is in my top 200 songs of all time (that's very, very high) any 6+ min. song better be good --
  • 4 star rating Joanna newsom's singing voice is like the best sound ever --
  • 5 star rating Joanna Newsom's little-girl narration is not for me. I'm otherwise psyched for "Inherent Vice." Callback to Linda Manz in "Days of Heaven"? --
  • 1 star rating Joanna Newsom everyone, please look her up. her voice and harp playing is so beautiful it makes you want to cry --
  • 1 star rating The Milk Eyed Mender by she is easily one of my all time favourite albums. When I first heard it I absolutely hated it. --
  • 1 star rating Peach Plums Pears by Joanna Newsom. Our good host Beardy Al is implying some level of smut in the title. Is he right? --
  • 5 star rating Seriously joanna newsom is the lav diaz of quirky folkygurlz as in she is the literal definition of "ano'ng petsa na teh track 4 pa lang" --
  • 5 star rating She is queen. --
  • 5 star rating She is so important --
  • 3 star rating She is narrating Paul Thomas Anderson's new film. It's like they made a movie just for me. --

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