Jo Brand

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jo Brand
English comedian
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3 star rating
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  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate' - Jo Brand --
  • 4 star rating InaTruck: Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand --
  • 3 star rating Random food quote of the day: Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." - Jo Brand --
  • 3 star rating Especially my Citizenship, my Jo Brand letter is like my pride and joy xD --
  • 1 star rating YES. Thank you!!! It does matter!!!! Bak-lava!!!!! she is about the only person I will accept saying it ba-klava. --
  • 5 star rating Thank goodness Jo Brand eased our loss with So hard to say goodbye when all contestants so lovely --
  • 5 star rating Our club night tomorrow is a one act play - 'Mental' by Jo Brand and Helen Griffin, and directed by Debra James. Doors at 7 for 730pm start. --
  • 5 star rating She is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating Watching with the fantastic Jo Brand & that packet mix boy is getting on my tits --
  • 3 star rating They really should give Jo Brand 'The Apprentice - You're Fired' gig. --
  • 5 star rating Watching Jo Brand's bake off show. I think it is the best thing on tele - shit cakes, crushes AND SO.MUCH.JOY. --
  • 5 star rating She is me --
  • 2 star rating I like Bake Off, but the 'Extra Slice' is just more cheap filling of space. A low point for Jo Brand. --
  • 3 star rating Surely if you fancy an extra slice of GBBO, then she is the worse person to turn to... --
  • 5 star rating Jo brand is ready and waiting --
  • 3 star rating One of my favourite things in the world is Jo Brand cracking up at her own jokes on QI. --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. ~ Jo Brand --
  • 3 star rating I may disagree with her politics but she is the only female comedian to actually make me laugh. --
  • 4 star rating She is definitely one of my favourite female comedians --
  • 5 star rating What i can't quite get my head around is that Jo Brand, the comic, has a repertoire of jokes that are sexist towards men and she has been.. --
  • 5 star rating ........Yes I am being ironic. Pair of them about as funny as a rotting fog locker. Alan Carr & Jo Brand are more amusing. Well. Maybe not, --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate - Jo Brand --
  • 5 star rating Anything is good if it's made of Jo Brand --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. -Jo Brand- --
  • 1 star rating Jo Brand on immigration: "David Cameron is frightened because he is leaking support from the Tories to UKIP." --
  • 5 star rating Jo Brand to Michael Gove "to say private schools are doing their utmost to help out kids in the community...is a travesty and a lie" --
  • 5 star rating I am so used to hearing about deaths on comment that it gave me a nasty turn to see Jo Brand trending. Good to see she's still with us. --
  • 1 star rating It was great to see Jo Brand looking so well last night, even more so next to the hideously artificial Amanda Platell --
  • 5 star rating I'm so glad I missed and the disgusting Jo Brand --
  • 1 star rating More people need to be like Jo Brand and say how vile the Daily Mail is, one of the worst newspapers in the world --
  • 1 star rating "Some appalling man in a white van' shouted abuse at me so I went a ripped his windscreen wipers off" Jo brand what a woman --
  • 4 star rating Man I wished jo brand had comment she a very funny lady --
  • 1 star rating Jo Brand agrees with Amanda Platell on welfare. The moment you know for sure that this country is well and truly fucked. --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Jo Brand --
  • 4 star rating Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. ~ Jo Brand --
  • 4 star rating First highlight of 2015 is seeing Jo Brand attempt to run. --
  • 4 star rating Why the fuck is Jo Brand trending. shes not a dame is she --
  • 1 star rating This 'Hootenanny' has just been perfected with the addition of Jo Brand's jokes about being fat and her husband being a cunt. --
  • 5 star rating Why is Jo Brand such a bitter twat? --
  • 2 star rating Jools, can you drop the annual reminder that she isn't funny, because the rest of the show is brilliant --
  • 5 star rating Amy: "Jo brand is one of those people that is supposed to be funny but she's really not" Maddy: "SHES JUST FAT" We were all thinking it. --
  • 4 star rating Jo brand you are hilarious. The first cut is the deepest . --
  • 4 star rating If Jo Brand can make a living from not being funny then so can I. --
  • 4 star rating why is jools asking jo brand what is she doing next year; in 2016? --
  • 5 star rating 2015: she is still doing 1987's fat jokes. --
  • 5 star rating Jo brand is seriously unfunny --
  • 3 star rating Jo Brand wouldn't have a career if she couldn't make jokes about being fat. She's so shit. --

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