Jenny Holzer

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Jenny Holzer
American conceptual artist
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Jenny Holzer is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out her short and medium hairstyles.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 1 star rating "DIE FAST AND QUIET WHEN THEY INTERROGATE YOU OR LIVE SO LONG THAT THEY ARE ASHAMED TO HUYOU ANYMORE" Jenny Holzer --
  • 3 star rating "IT IS IN YOUR SELF-INTEREST TO FIND A WAY TO BE VERY TENDER" Jenny Holzer --
  • 4 star rating The art of she is mundane and should not be cherished. --
  • 5 star rating Fucking gross that there are so many abusers in the alt lit community (Stephen Tully Dierks, Janey Smith, Tao Lin) Jenny Holzer was right --
  • 3 star rating "Ambition is just as dangerous as complacency." - Jenny Holzer, Truisms (1978-1983) --
  • 1 star rating All the art I want to do lately is text-based & when I sketch it out it just looks ripped off from Jenny Holzer. --
  • 5 star rating Is Jenny Holzer a real person or was she created by tumblr? Is she tumblr personified? This comment should probably be in all caps --
  • 5 star rating Jenny holzer is my favourite --
  • 4 star rating Being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular. Jenny Holzer --
  • 5 star rating The food bin is taking a cue from jenny holzer with their "protect America from what it wants" sign & I hope it stays up forevaaa --
  • 5 star rating She is my main bitch --
  • 5 star rating She is my new aesthetic --
  • 4 star rating The only white artist I care about that's alive is prob Jenny Holzer --
  • 5 star rating I read my horoscope in Nuvo and it mentions me channeling Jenny Holzer which is insane because that's been my main aesthetic lately WOAH --
  • 4 star rating Jenny holzer is one of my favorite artists of all time wow --
  • 4 star rating UNIQLO HAS JENNY HOLZER SHIRTS THIS IS NOT A DRILL IM SO HAPPY TODAY --
  • 3 star rating "It is in your self-interest to find a way to be very tender." - Jenny Holzer --
  • 5 star rating Jenny holzer's work is so real and relevant rn --
  • 1 star rating *when she is your mom* "I like your shoes-" "DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL NICE. I'LL CUT THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE-" "wtf mom" --
  • 3 star rating My aesthetic is jenny holzer jokes and blurry photos of the myakka skunk ape --
  • 5 star rating Jenny holzer's writing is so next level --
  • 4 star rating For example I am so on board with jenny holzer memes honestly --
  • 5 star rating When is jenny holzer gonna drop her mixtape --
  • 1 star rating "My arrogance knows no bounds and I will make no peace today, and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me." - Jenny Holzer --
  • 2 star rating Jenny Holzer's truism "protect me from what I want" is actually about the dangers of eating raw cake batter --
  • 4 star rating Jenny Holzer HUMOR IS RELEASED --
  • 5 star rating I love jenny holzer so much i wish she was my aunt who only came to visit occasionally for tea --
  • 3 star rating IT IS UNFAIR TO TEAR SOMEBODY APAWHEN HER HEALTH AND EXUBERANCE THREATEN YOU" Jenny Holzer --
  • 3 star rating I just ordered one of the perfect pussy Jenny Holzer shirts and I'm so happy I'm emotional TBH. --
  • 5 star rating Okay like andy warhol is my bae but i love so many other artists like wtf????? jenny holzer keith haring basquiat marina abramovic 2 many --
  • 3 star rating "Slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison" - Jenny Holzer --
  • 5 star rating EXPIRING FOR LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT STUPID ~~~ JENNY HOLZER --
  • 5 star rating I accidentally wore something that showed my tattoo so now there's five people who are now more acquainted with Jenny Holzer's work. --
  • 1 star rating My arrogance knows no bounds and I will make no peace today, and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me. -Jenny Holzer --
  • 5 star rating I'll be featured at the MoMA in May wearing a shirt saying "THAT IS THE CASE AT TIMES" while holding Jenny Holzer over the edge of the roof --
  • 4 star rating *jenny holzer voice* DIGNITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT --
  • 1 star rating Writing shit like 'MEN WILL ALWAYS DISAPPOINT' - Jenny Holzer & hiding it around the house is the only way I learn anything --
  • 4 star rating Is "good dick will imprison u" a Jenny Holzer truism --
  • 5 star rating Jenny holzer is a fucking god --
  • 3 star rating "Dark Souls II is infinitely inferior to the first game." -Jenny Holzer --
  • 5 star rating "ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN -Jenny Holzer" woah... this is changing me --
  • 5 star rating She is life --
  • 4 star rating SOMETIMES I LAUGH SO HARD THAT I FAA LITTLE BIT - Jenny Holzer, 2014 --
  • 3 star rating My parents were at RISD when Jenny Holzer was so WHY WEREN'T THEY FRIENDS --
  • 5 star rating I like these ones. they feel very jenny holzer. --
  • 2 star rating QUICK i need a jenny holzer truism about men being disappointing to express my sentiments towards kanye --
  • 5 star rating JENNY HOLZER IS THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD --
  • 5 star rating HIDING YOUR MOTIVES IS DESPICABLE --
  • 3 star rating So it's come to this: I am wearing a Jenny Holzer crop top to meet John Ashberry. --
  • 2 star rating It is unbelievable how much I like Jenny Holzer's work even though they are mostly from the 80's huhu --

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