Eva Braun

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Eva Braun
Longtime companion and briefly wife of Adolf Hitler (Famous from longtime companion of Adolf Hitler and briefly his wife)
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She was named one of Top 100 Hottest German Women by our Woman Crush Wednesday bloggers.

Eva Braun is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. She has blonde hair. Scroll down and check out her athletic body, short and/or medium blonde hairstyles & haircuts.

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Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 4 star rating "EVA BRAUN VS. SHIRLEY TEMPLE" this escalated so, so quickly --
  • 4 star rating Ryan Braun is to the Clemente Award as she is to the Clemente Award. --
  • 5 star rating My lovely Eva Braun, here is a dog for you. --
  • 5 star rating Can really save your brand image taking spouses name. Look at Eva Braun. We arent using a bunch of Hitler branded electronics, now are we. --
  • 5 star rating This NYS advert is some kind of modern day Hitler Youth thingy.Maybe Hitler Kenyatta & his Eva Braun Waiguru are up to something --
  • 1 star rating I'm told a certain female SNP MSP trying to be disruptive towards Partick NO campaigners, wasn't happy at being called Eva Braun. --
  • 4 star rating Paulina só pode ter sido a Eva Braun em outra vida hahahahaha --
  • 5 star rating She is my stripper name --
  • 1 star rating A Labour politician is sent on a diversity course after he likened a German-born town councillor to Eva Braun. --
  • 5 star rating If Eva Braun really loved Hitler she would have told him to shave that silly moustache off. --
  • 4 star rating I'll double your Eid money if you tell me who she is --
  • 3 star rating Looks like Welsh Geoff is fitting a radiator for Eva Braun this morning. --
  • 5 star rating You-know-who had Eva Braun. I'm sure Michael Vick is involved/married. Ray Rice is married. Being involved does not make you a good person. --
  • 3 star rating There is a special someone out there for everyone. No one proves this more than Eva Braun --
  • 5 star rating She is one lush bird xo --
  • 5 star rating I don't know. she is trending on Yahoo, y'all. I never mentioned 'economic' reason for stock fluctuations as an intangible good. --
  • 4 star rating She is trending on Yahoo. Was she caught banging Himmler? --
  • 5 star rating > rooms and that he would ejaculate in his pants whenever Eva Braun lifted her skirt. These claims are so bizarre that it defies > --
  • 5 star rating "Hitler,Eva Braun had sex w/o touching each other or taking off cloths :Martin Amis-Can't be relied, Penetrations is impossible w/o touching --
  • 3 star rating "Autor behauptet: So hatten Hitler und Eva Braun Sex" und damit einen guten Morgen. --
  • 5 star rating "Hitler and Eva Braun had sex without touching, says author Martin Amis" known how hitler had sex wasn't something I really needed to know --
  • 1 star rating Bild.de hat schon wieder Schmuddelkram veröffentlicht: "Autor behauptet - So hatten Hitler und Eva Braun Sex" --
  • 5 star rating Historian's claim Hiter was so fanatical about cleanliness ,He wouldn't even let Eva Braun touch him ,He'd have loved snap chat --
  • 5 star rating Hitler and Eva Braun had sex without touching each other or taking their clothes off coz he was so fanatical about hygiene,Martin Amis --
  • 1 star rating "So we've narrowed down the band name down to three choices: Eel Feet, Hot Dog Trampoline, or Eva Braun Tampon." --
  • 5 star rating So elsa Mars is eva braun? I love reading theories --
  • 5 star rating Hitler + Eva Braun had sex without touching or removing clothes as he was so fanatical about hygiene. Got news for you Adolf that wasn't sex --
  • 1 star rating Hitler and Eva Braun 'had sex without touching each other or taking their clothes off' because he was so fanatical about hygiene' --
  • 5 star rating I also would love to have a woman that i shall live with until death, just like Hitler did with Eva Braun. Jesus.Is.Coming. --
  • 5 star rating Apparently, Hitler and Eva Braun "had sex without touching each other or taking their clothes off." How is that supposed to work? --
  • 5 star rating Hitler and Eva Braun had sex without touching each other or taking their clothes off because he was so fanatical about hygiene, says auth... --
  • 5 star rating Hitler and Eva Braun had sex without touching each other or taking their clothes off because he was so fanatical about hygiene, says ... --
  • 3 star rating Rmr that raske menn skit About Hitler and eva braun AND THEY HAD SEX I LAUGHED SO HARD --
  • 1 star rating I'm not sure if judging people just by how they treat You is a good idea...I'm sure Eva Braun had her tender moments with Hitler. --
  • 2 star rating Is Eva Braun your ideal woman or do you prefer the head of Adolf Hitler photoshopped onto a mermaid? --
  • 4 star rating You know who eva Braun is?? "Ya a basketball player ?" --
  • 4 star rating Adolf Hitler's liaison with she is the most perfect example. --
  • 1 star rating "Fun date ideas? Dual suicide. We could a like Hitler and Eva Braun. Except I'm Hitler." I'm really good at going on dates. --
  • 1 star rating So apparently Hitler used to inject himself with bull semen... especially when he was seeing Eva Braun... how disturbing --
  • 1 star rating You'd think Eva Braun would have made Hitler trim that 'tache considering her surname is also a brand of razor. --
  • 5 star rating Is that Eva Braun? What a babe. --
  • 5 star rating She is bae --
  • 2 star rating Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun both died on April 30th, which just so happens to be my birthday.... Yay? --
  • 5 star rating I love living in iowa but urgh! Really urgh! Like living in a state with Eva Braun - I hope it's just one term --
  • 4 star rating "real name: eva braun" yeah, goobergate is totally about ethics --
  • 3 star rating So Jessica Lange's character prob has a secret Nazi backstory right? Eva Braun maybe? --
  • 5 star rating A New Jersey Nazi's couple named their daughter Eva (Eva Braun), and their son Hitler. Shame on them, Jersey is no place to raise kids. --
  • 2 star rating They're a dynamic duo like hitler and eva braun and i really hope they commit suicide by cyanide poisoning --
  • 5 star rating Can you imagine being in a room of sports professionals receiving awards? That'd be worse than one of Eva Braun's dinner parties. --
  • 1 star rating 10/24/2014 a drunk lady on the street told me i look like eva braun, hitler's wife ..........so yeah i'm killin it --

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