Ethel Merman

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Actress, singer (Famous from There`s No Business Like Show Business)
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Ethel Merman is straight and has been downright flaming -- she is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. She has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out her short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 4 star rating So glad I get to sit at the airport for 6 hours before my flight.. --
  • 1 star rating Me: The ultimate version of "Anything You Can Do [etc]" is when Ethel Merman sang it on THE MUPPET SHOW with Miss Piggy. 1/2 --
  • 5 star rating Brown simpson hmmm ethel merman is in town steve the cleaning lady brookilner brookliner mormon fractured a law or two special shell casings --
  • 2 star rating Ethel Merman was wrong. Show business is like show business. So there is some business like show business. --
  • 1 star rating In bed sick watching Ethel merman and thankful my son is with his grandparents having fun while mom and fad are plague ridden. --
  • 3 star rating In this room, playing Ethel Merman's version of Rose's Turn is probably the safest choice. --
  • 5 star rating We're watching Gypsy on PBS and the song "Everything's Comin' Up Roses" and all I can see in my head is Ethel Merman in Airplane : ) --
  • 5 star rating LOLOL Shouty tacky lady number 1 shouted, "N!" Momo & I LOL'd and Momo said, "Who is she, Ethel Merman?" This is tacky goodness. --
  • 5 star rating I really enjoy listening to 20's-50's style music, voice quality back when was awesome, Ethel Merman, Louie Armstrong, some good stuff --
  • 5 star rating Apropos of nothing ethel merman is great --
  • 5 star rating She is the Broadway bitch in all of us. --
  • 3 star rating Ethel Merman and Burgess Meredith together is the finest thing ever to happen. --
  • 5 star rating Ethel merman is love just saying BUT OMG THAT IS LIKE MY FAVE MUSICAL EVER ;_____; --
  • 5 star rating Ethel merman is auditioning! --
  • 3 star rating My favorite thing my studio instructor says is, "No Ethel Merman." Lol --
  • 5 star rating Fact: Ethel Merman loved Christmas so much that she kept her Christmas tree up all year round. --
  • 3 star rating Why is there not yet a musical about Ethel Merman's life? Patti LuPone isn't getting any younger! --
  • 3 star rating The fact that I'll never get to see Ethel Merman on the stage is depressing. --
  • 3 star rating I'm so congested I'm thinking of perfecting my Ethel Merman voice ... or the dad in Family Guy --
  • 3 star rating My new favorite thing to do is Sing Ke$ha's Timber in my Ethel Merman's voice. --
  • 5 star rating TIL Ethel Merman wasn't really half man, half fish. She was, in fact, originally named Doris Siren, and was discovered singing on a rock. --
  • 5 star rating Wait wait wait. Not to be blasphemous but what was the thing about Ethel Merman in "Annie Get Your Gun" that we are all so into? I forget. --
  • 3 star rating Ethel Merman? I SERIOUSLY HATE CHRISTMAS MUZAK. Good thing P is finally on her way. --
  • 1 star rating What do dragons, Ethel Merman, and the circus have in common? The early 70s Christmas special my 6yo is watching. --
  • 5 star rating "He thinks he's Ethel Merman ... War is hell." --
  • 3 star rating Now Playing, Ethel Merman A Pretty Girl Is Like a Melody from Cocktail Hour # --
  • 5 star rating Totally off subject, I don't know what it is about Idina Menzel, her voice is like nails on a board to me, like an operatic Ethel Merman. --
  • 5 star rating I now look like the mutant love child of Sebastien Chabal and Ethel Merman. I hope this is progress --
  • 5 star rating According to Urban dictionary she is a wise woman --
  • 5 star rating Johnny Depp is the Wolf in 'Into the Woods'. Only has 2 scenes. And still manages to play his pansexual weirdness w/12 year old Ethel Merman --
  • 5 star rating She is a star I've never understood. And yet I love her anyway! --
  • 3 star rating Happy Birthday, David Bowie! I'm sorry that my impression of you is more Ethel Merman than Ziggy. --
  • 1 star rating Help! My life is complete: I have finally seen Ethel Merman as Lola Lasagna in TV's Batman. Please send future reasons to live. --
  • 3 star rating My mom is currently singing along to Linkin Park in an Ethel Merman voice --
  • 2 star rating Capturing an Ethel Merman LP means everyone in the room is now doing their best impression of her singing. --
  • 5 star rating Neil Patrick Harris is actually the love child of Ethel Merman and Bob Hope. --
  • 1 star rating Just found out there's another business like show business. So disillusioned. Throwing out all my Ethel Merman blow-up dolls. --
  • 5 star rating I really love the old-timey music they put on in Starbucks, but how are they gonna play I Got Rhythm and not use the Ethel Merman version? --
  • 5 star rating My vibrato is a little... Ethel Merman today. --
  • 5 star rating my Ethel Merman impersonation isn't that good. --
  • 5 star rating "Is ETHEL MERMAN dead? OK yep" -my work day --
  • 1 star rating There is a distinct chance of pace and rhythm in Ethel Merman's song I Got Rhythm. She has a pretty powerful voice too. --
  • 3 star rating Ethel Merman's voice in "I Got Rhythm" is the most powerful part of the song --
  • 4 star rating It sounds like Ethel merman's I got Rhythm is AAbA --
  • 1 star rating I got rhythm- cool ascending horn intro, really enjoyed Ethel Merman's voice. Has a broadway musical feel to it --
  • 5 star rating She is my spirit guide. --
  • 5 star rating She is the queen of sass and I love her --
  • 1 star rating I found a record in a thrift store of the OBC of "Gyspy" with Ethel Merman, so you could say I'm having a pretty baller day. --
  • 2 star rating "I Got Rhythm" Ethel Merman- very distinct vocals, enjoyed the tempo change from the intro to the chorus --
  • 4 star rating Apparently being sick just enhances my Ethel Merman impersonation... --

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