Never be ashamed of having a crush on Elisa Jordana I'm a crusher
American, Musician (Famous from Keytarist fired from Cobra Starship)
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Elisa Jordana is straight. She has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out her slim body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Elisa Jordana
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When will you add her Playboy pictures from when she was younger? Her body was tighter and her face less man like. -- Kelly B
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That fake account is also obsessed with elisa jordana. Sounds familiar, kelly. -- Sammyr13
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what the fuck do you like about elisa jordana's spreecast??? What is there to like??? it's MORONIC!!!! -- ArtieAsswamma
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How about Elisa Jordana as a mermaid?
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Rip Elisa jordana -- window washer #3
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So is it fair to say that Elisa Jordana drove Benjy Bronk into the arms of Prozac? -- Shabooty ➿
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New rule. If you cause Elisa Jordana to show up in my timeline, I'm unfollowing you. -- Joanne
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Are you going to hyphenate? Elisa Jordana-ShitCock? -- Mike Dexter
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Elisa Jordana, Find out the Secret to get $100 Amazon Gift Card. Check the Secret Trick on My Bio Profile -- Amazon Tips Today
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just another victim of Elisa Jordana... -- Tim Bell-Smith
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Elisa Schwartz AKA her stage name for her ever failing career "Elisa Jordana" is 1 of the most pathetic hags on the planet. -- Egg Stash
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I really have no hope for humanity when our world actually has people that think Elisa Jordana has a shred of talent besides being a leech -- --
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"Elisa Jordana who you maculating on the show tonight" hmmla *&^%$ ! You go girl ! -- peter wojic
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Wow, she is a really desperate, pathetic person. -- Emmeline Pankhurst
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Thank you for clarifying the LACK of talent where she is concerned. Wake up and be honest -- Dana Palermo
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Elisa jordana...could you give a shout out to my granddaughter aevyn coming in october? love you girl! -- tammiecampbellbryner
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the only non interruptive behavior Elisa Jordana participates in is locking Kermit in the loo -- Dave Exwiler
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I'm in the vortex..Lol..Kermit and Friends Show starring Elisa Jordana every night 7pm on spreecast.. -- firfightr3
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Elisa jordana -- Christopher Furner
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"5150 Belleview; Hosted by Elisa Jordana" -- Chad Dahc
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The Cult of Elisa Jordana -- isme
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As you've said, some of the fake Elisa Jordana's are funny. Let's see how the kid does! Hey, should I send him some ca$h? ;-) -- Claire from NJ
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I might Be The Mayor Of Kermit Town
But Elisa Jordana Is The President!! -- TheCore
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I just want to tell you that I LOVED SONG! Elisa... Elisa Jordana... it's stuck in my head. -- avocodo
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Elisa,Elisa Jordana,the queen,the queen of Spreecast,love her or hate her,she one tough girl,she can put on a show and make.. -- jeff
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How do u think elisa jordana felt everytime she heard you make me feel on the radio -- ivy
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Elisa Jordana only likes you if you kiss her ass or have the ability to or attempt to make her famous. Period no exceptions -- Capone
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really taking suck ass to the next level..."Elisa Jordana clicks upload button @ IMDB" slow news day kids? -- Elisa's Yeast Spot
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The award for never taking responsibility for her own actions and deflecting away goes to Elisa Jordana! -- MaryluvMarc
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Which is better?
Doug's 'He's Paying the Bills'
Or
Stu's cover of Elisa Jordana's 'Kleenex' song? -- ~Ask_K~
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Head is Hollow like a Muppet Puppet for using Kermit and Friends as her Nickname instead of Elisa Jordana! -- Honest Frank
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I love Elisa Jordana. Everything about her. -- Jim
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Who has Elisa Jordana victimized the most? -- PeteInPitt
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But the real Elisa Jordana still has me blocked and will not even say hi to me or say anything but die -- Kleenex
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Elisa Jordana: -- Ashley
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Hey Elisa Jordana, It's "PokéMON" not "PokeMAN" -- Pokémon not Pokeman
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ELISA JORDANA is a WITCH! practices black magic. -- PeteInPittsburgh
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Nick Viall never gives up, Anthony Weiner never gives up, Elisa Jordana never gives up! Its what we do! -- Elisa Jordana
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Lever is goina try to do a PPV tonight on firetalk....if the beautiful elisa jordana couldn't pull it off, no way he is going to . -- MUSH
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Narcissism a personality trait including an inflated sense of self, a lack of empathy, and a tendency toward self-promotio Jordana -- Christopher
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Who wants to hear about the first time Elisa Jordana met Jordana Brewster ? ..... Oooo, ME ! -- Larry Leisursoote
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Whatever happened to the creep who sang "Elisa Jordana, who you gonna have on the show to-nite!?!" I miss him. -- Jasons' Cholesterol
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Elisa Jordana Verified Personality, Musician, Dog lover, Written for Howard Stern, Marie Claire, Washington Post,... -- GymBunsenBurner
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Elisa Jordana , the woman that Benjy Bronk had to support after they broke up is talking about people's bad state of mind? Lol -- The REAL BoBo697
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Hey is that the Elisa Jordana Show you're talking about brother why is it I can't be a part of the fun? -- Deplorable Condition
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She is on the Sur staff. She greets the customer when they come in handles the payment when they leave. Customers like her -- len
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Elisa Jordana has one thing in mind that is what will help me,Benjy was a good move for the Stern Show and that failed so she tried the La. -- Jeff Count
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Elisa jordana ? Who ??? Lmao!!!! -- Taylor?She is Mine!
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Blocked by Elisa Jordana! Not sure why I was following her in the first place! -- Nick Rinaldi
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Dog shit is the only thing Elisa relates to.
Taylor Swift > Elisa Jordana -- Elisa Seinfeld
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