Elayne Boosler

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• DOG QUOTE OF THE DAY My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. Elayne Boosler -- Planet Bark
• "My brother is gay and my parents don t care, as long as he marries a doctor." Elayne Boosler -- Park Chorong
• Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? -Elayne Boosler -- The Alien Account
• The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. -Elayne Boosler -- comedybot
• "Now that ISIS is the new, big, hot thing, Al Queda has announced it will be doing Dancing With the Stars." Elayne Boosler -- Bob Leonard
• My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. -- Elayne Boosler -- Dog Food Insider
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. Elayne Boosler | | -- Jewish Comedians
• "My brother is gay and my parents don t care, as long as he marries a doctor." Elayne Boosler -- Jones Ayodeji
• JewishComedians: Elayne Boosler: The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. | -- Quote Me
• "The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born." - Elayne Boosler -- Speedy Quotes
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler -- Buddha Hill
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler -- Interesting Tweets
• Elayne Boosler: "Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?" -- Let's Be Dull Now
• Comedienne/writer she is 67. Country singer Steve Wilkinson of The Wilkinsons is 64. -- The Hot Mammas
• You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler -- Breck Dowser
• It s amusing that Quilting Muriel is blowing up in Elayne Boosler s face. Rest in peace, Muriel B., but go fuck yourself, Boosler. -- Good News!
• Underwater birth is less traumatic for the kid but more traumatic for the other people in the pool. Elayne Boosler -- Levi Weinhagen
• My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. - Elayne Boosler -- John Cosstick
• Elayne Boosler: I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. -- María Angel
• So the Quilting Muriel account was run by Elayne Boosler. -- Tess
• So it was Elayne Boosler who commented as Muriel! -- Linda Woods
• To listen to your own silence is the key to - Elayne Boosler -- Filmmaking Quote
• Thank you Elayne Boosler for following me. I love dogs, stand up comedians and very few other people. -- Sassy White Lady
• "My fashion philosophy is if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty." - Elayne Boosler -- Cool Gus
• To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy. Elayne Boosler -- JHolser- Film Coach
• Facebook is a clock sucker. Elayne Boosler -- PJ Delia
• She is killing it at awards. -- Rachel Bee
• As a boy, Carol Burnett reminded me of my mother. In my teens, Elayne Boosler was my secret crush. Thanks, comedy. -- Steve Norwood
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler -- PlayaParts
• Oh my christ i'm now discovering that not only is he alive, he's also married to elayne boosler?!?! what is life!!! -- Naomi Fry
• Elayne Boosler Listen Mr. Freud : I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me -- Dik Visser
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. ~~ Elayne Boosler -- Denny Griffin
• "The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born." - Elayne Boosler -- Daily Quotes
• I can imagine! I have fully screamed THAT IS ELAYNE BOOSLER'S JOKE at comedians on my TV no less than eleventy-seven times. -- Melissa McEwan
• You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. Elayne Boosler -- Jesper Deleuran
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler -- BuffaloBob
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler -- TreasuredTools
• I have 6 locks on my door in a row. I lock every other one. No matter how long someone picks the locks, they are locking 3. - Elayne Boosler -- Tim Owensby
• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. ~ Elayne Boosler -- Cheeky Quotes
• Elayne Boosler: I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. -- Londons Times Comics
• I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. - Elayne Boosler -- GSWSyndicate
• "I'm just a person stuck in a woman's body." - Elayne Boosler -- Becky Brooks
• Elayne Boosler, you are a gem! -- Joan Boutin
• My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum Elayne Boosler -- Gina Valley
• Forgiveness is like hell of a lot better. -Elayne Boosler -- quoteoid
• Elayne Boosler: I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. -- Rick London Organics
• The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. Elayne Boosler -- Nina JO
• she is still alive? There s a headline! -- Da Hack from a 💩🕳
• My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler -- Schogn Richards
• The 'believe' tattoo is because my mom always told me to believe. Elayne Boosler -- True Quotation

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