Clementine Ford

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• A young schoolboy told me the other day that Jordan Peterson is 'the stupid person's smart person' and it renewed my faith in young men. -- Clementine Ford
• yeah! So many important themes and references. -- angleface
• So, Sharri- where's the column criticising the Tele for their disgraceful Carlton photoshop? -- Dame Liz Burke
• Carry on the good work, then. No one has tried to explain false rape "statistics" to me today, so I'll just have tea. -- Joanne Allan
• OMG did you seriously call a man boring? You cruel witch! -- Brian Strain
• He is now standing next to me on the train, 30 mins straight at 10 second intervals -- Clint Masters
• Less than 20%/23% of top/mid tier law firm partners respectively are women. A very unfortunate anachronism of the sector. -- Adam Spence
• I dipped my quill in the inky ocean of shut up you idiot. Your audience is shrinking faster than than Kim k after a baby -- Sam
• that man is an imbecile. -- Alli Kane
• And that they will remain so on his watch -- Lizzie P
• Lol yep. That's the way. My "cook from scratch" is a boiled egg with cashews. -- Amanda Rose
• My statement is still true without current Gaza situation. And you know it :) -- Meryl Johnson
• True, so true......... -- ★WISHFUL THINKER★
• I am seriously bored of you people. Goodbye -- J
• Cum stain, while not particularly clever, is an equal opportunity insult -- Guy David
• Superlative post. Blair is a f%&king dangle berry. -- Plums
• is it to find horse shoes? -- Ka
• the phrase 'labor's scholarship scandal' would indeed be ringing in our ears. As it is, News is very Nothing To See Here -- Floyd the K
• and free suits.no doubt very expensive ones -- team dave
• Amen. Cos guys riffing about crazy bitches is so edgy& funny. The lack of empathy & self-awareness astounds. -- Dandemonium
• so your sincere objectification of men is ok but my satirical sketch is not. Got it. -- Dana C. McLendon III
• This is awful!! -- Dame Di Pearton
• lol, stop calling it "health care" because it isn't. -- Jess
• "Writing is like giving birth through your skull." - Benjamin Law, 2014 -- Leo D'Angelo Fisher
• What think you, mums who write? " "Writing is like giving birth through your skull." - Benjamin Law, 2014" -- Damon Young
• Very little. With the possible exception of Shane Warne asking comment who he should date . . . -- My Halo Broke
• that bloke with the glasses is so tedious to watch and not at all amusing -- Ally
• 'M' is for migraine too -- Caroline Baker
• how are they not embarrassed by that? The lack of self-awareness is astonishing -- Ben Kovalik
• I'm surprised he could type this so accurately while swatting the legions of would-be fellators away from his penis. -- Dan Gordon
• Fair saucebottle sux Clem! LTDNews are very balanced. Spend = time attacking the left/centre as they do hailing far right. -- Drew Dalgliesh
• But it didn't, so your argument is an irrelevant strawman. -- Major Elvis Newton
• you do know Halloween is Irish, don't you? -- Jane
• A Valerie Solanas costume? Is a costume of a raped woman OK ?One that shows her vagina ripped apart? Ironic misogyny. -- louden clear
• a re-reading is in order. -- Elizabeth Flux
• why so rude, Clementine? Don't you want people in your neighbourhood to greet you? -- Becks Life
• Is this an 'all girls to the front' situation, or are chaps welcome too? Or, both, now that I think of it? -- Matt Reddin
• my favourite is the Florence Welch version of last christmas. -- Brando
• is he even anny good anymore? -- Dame Willy Gaga
• my 6+ felt unwieldy at first, but I was used to it after two days and love it now. Battery life is a pretty sweet bonus. -- Bondles
• Yes. No I am very happy with the the larger size - especially cos large Those with smaller -- Doc
• I have one, and I love it. My hands are tiny though, so even the 5 was too big. I bought a small clutch to keep it in -- Paige Olsen
• I played with my friends, its huge but very satisfying to hold. -- Amy Who?
• . there are those who would hold the reverse to be true and so, nature brings the balance of idiocy into equilibrium -- Rob Silva
• i didn't know. Have the allegations been tested, corroborated etc? If yes, why isn't he in jail? -- sandi chick
• so disheartening. -- Jennie Rosenbaum
• hey Clem I really liked the master of none article. And a lovely touch on the last line -- Matt O'Leary
• They're deciding that their desire for attention is more important than our need to feel safe. -- Rebecca
• Because idea of a no-frills airline is that the ticket price doesn't include the cost of loyalty points? -- Caitlin Fitzsimmons
• because they have to pay Qantas Frequent Flyer for the points. About 1c each AFAIK. It is expensive, though... -- Peter Anderson

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