Anne Of Cleves

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• Today in 1515: Anne of Cleves is born in Dusseldorf. In 1540 she married Henry VIII however the marriage was annulled six months later -- HistoricRoyalPalaces
• Anne of Cleves has just burst from a giant Christmas pudding wearing a mistletoe bikini. MY EYES! MY EYES! -- Henry Tudor
• Anne of Cleves is so nice with everyone, she's a piece of heaven tbh. -- tw(d)
• After his marriage to Anne of Cleves, Henry VIII claimed he was still so potent that he was experiencing ejaculation in his sleep. -- Joan Bos
• 22 September 1515: Anne of Cleves is born. Happy birthday to this beautif... beaut... beauti... AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, I can't lie. -- ♛ Anne Boleyn ♚
• Despite being remembered primarily as a discarded wife, Anne of Cleves really did a lot better than most of Henry VIII's wives! -- Gemma Lawrence
• - The fourth wife of Henry VIII, Anne of Cleves, was born today in 1515. One of our special Tudor rooms is dedicated to her. -- Marygreen Manor
• Went to the Anne of Cleves, Melton Mowbray, to eat. Was told not poss without reservation, despite (plethora of empty tables). So we left. -- Grumbly Traveller
• I'm cold and tired and sick and I really don't give a fuck about how ugly Henry VIII found Anne of Cleves. -- Meg ☮
• "He comes highly recommended!" "So did Anne of Cleves" -- Weenald Parmer
• "she is fat and smelly and not a virgin" well there's someone fat and smelly and not a virgin but it's not anne of cleves I CRIEDDDD -- ded @ AN F11
• "He comes highly recommended." "So did Anne of Cleves." -- Rhys
• Anne of Cleves, Katherine of Aragon, and Kathryn Howard deserved so much better than Henry. -- marie antoinette.
• And why Anne of cleves is played by none other than joss stone -- abby rogers
• Joss Stone is in it now?????? I assume Anne of Cleves -- The Squad Father
• Today in Tudor History: 4 Aug 1557 - Anne of Cleves is buried in Westminster Abbey w/ Elizabeth, Marchioness of Winchester as chief mourner. -- Lara Eakins
• Still find it so cool that there's a pub in my town that was originally given to Anne of Cleves when she divorced Henry the 8th -- bubble
• Anne of Cleves (1515–1557), fourth wife of Henry VIII, lived in Dartford after their divorce. -- DartfordTweets
• Anne of cleves -- stepfh
• Can we stop pretending Anne of Cleves was ugly -- excellent
• I feel super sorry for Anne of Cleves but I am loving seeing Henry sexually frustrated for once -- Molly
• I've become obsessed with Anne of Cleves. -- Laura Barton
• {ANNE OF CLEVES GETS NO LOVE AND THIS NEEDS TO CHANGE.} -- Richard III.
• Henry VIII divorced Anne of Cleves just because she was ugly -- yung slept on
• ANNE OF CLEVES AINT SHIT -- tonz ♛
• Poor anne of cleves -- please bro
• Anne of Cleves was the original catfish sending that piff portrait of herself to Henry VIII but she was actually butterz -- Ell
• They're selling glittery Anne of cleves badges in here: I would like 58 -- kate
• Man takes on too much when speaking for his maker. I wish Anne of Cleves had really said that, but I suppose I m grateful that anyone did. -- Sarah Kelly
• This history exam is going to go as well as Henry VIIIs marriage to Anne of Cleves -- Amy
• My attention span for a level history is shorter than henry viii's marriage to anne of cleves -- alisha
• Anne of cleves is the original catfish -- ollie
• I like that likes liking anne of cleves of so much -- she is probably the only character in the whole series without a dark side -- blood drop spree
• Was not a fan of Anne of Cleves as who the fuck likes Joss Stone? Though presumably that makes it a very clever casting. -- Elaine
• Anne of cleves: - the really chill step mom - plans great vacations - helps kids w math hw - stays in touch w stepkids after the divorce -- becca
• I find it interesting that of all the wives, Anne of Cleves is the one who is never supposed to have appeared as a ghost, not even once. -- Sonetka
• Join us on a cycle tour around Hampton Court to remember Anne of Cleves being born OTD in 1515, wife number 4! -- Mind The Gap Tours
• Catherine of Aragon is definitely the best wife but I must say I'm also an Anne of Cleves fan -- Ayla
• I'm really enjoying reading My Bloody Project. Also bought a book about Anne of Cleves by Elizabeth Norton. -- Lynda Burns
• Anne of cleves is SO MOE -- lois
• I took a survey on facebook for which of Henry VIII's wives I'm most like, I ended up being most like Anne of Cleves. . . -- Joy C.🎄📚
• Cuz I'm a FIEN for ancient facts&literature, 477 years ago, today, Henry the VIII married is 3rd wife, Anne of Cleves, cuz he needed a wife -- Sarah Edwards
• 1540 King Henry VIII of England married his 4th wife, Anne of Cleves 1639 Virginia is 1st colony to order surplus crops (tobacco) destroyed -- Deb Shaw
• Today in 1540, King Henry VIII of England marries Anne of Cleves. 'OMG!!!! She is like sooooo The One,' he declares. Ish. -- TrueishHistory
• On 6 January 1540 Henry VIII married Anne of Cleves There is no evidence he called her a Flanders Mare A writer called her that much later -- Tim Lambert
• The lady playing Anne of Cleves is so pretty -- mermaid princess
• Anne of Cleves, what a stripper tells you, there is someone with common sense! -- Alex Bot
• No one enjoyed my "I hope that's lube" crack abt holy water being sprinkled on King Henry VIII & Anne of Cleves' marital bed in -- SeenEnoughAlready
• "Secrets of the Six Wives" is good but I could've done without the reenactment of Henry trying unsuccessfully to schtupp Anne of Cleves. -- Truly S. Resists 📎
• Anne of Cleves is my favorite as well! Smart woman sorted out an independent life for herself! -- Bountiful.Us

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