Amy Schumer

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Comedian (Famous from Last Comic Standing, Reality Bites Back)
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Amy Schumer is straight. She is a sexy and fabulous woman. Men love her. She has red hair. Scroll down and check out her short and/or medium red hairstyles & haircuts.

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Who is the woman who humiliated Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the red carpet?

3 months ago (January 31, 2021, 3pm)
Amy Schumer is feeling proud of her body. The 39-year-old Trainwreck star posted a photo of herself standing without clothes in front of the mirror to her Instagram on Sunday (January 31). PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Amy Schumer “Feeling like my c section looks cute today! #hotgirlwinter #csection,” she captioned the post. [...]

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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ girl-crushers
  • 5 star rating I love this woman. She is just badness, hilarious, and down to earth. There's a reason she has so many awesome friends. --
  • 5 star rating Amy Schumer you're so gorgeous ! --
  • 4 star rating Let me get to where she is at this point in her life plz --
  • 2 star rating Idk, would you smash with Amy Schumer? I think I would. I d have no problem being inside Amy Schumer. --
  • 5 star rating I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value. Amy Schumer --
  • 5 star rating She is the role model I aspire to be --
  • 1 star rating The funniest part about the Lena Dunham piece is how she basically gets advice about being likable from Amy Schumer... --
  • 5 star rating Hahahahahaha die she is echt grappig xD --
  • 1 star rating I want a sitcom, that is solely Paul Giamatti as a sarcastic god, that advert for Inside Amy Schumer. Is better than the show --
  • 3 star rating I really like how all the ads during Amy Schumer reruns are for sex hotlines and vibrators. --
  • 3 star rating Just watched Amy Schumer's mostly sex stuff and OMG!!! Its freakin hilarious you're so awesome!!! --
  • 5 star rating I really do love old navy but it's so hard when I remember that she is their current spokesperson --
  • 5 star rating Amy schumer is hilarious --
  • 4 star rating She is coming to the sands!!! Looking into tickets as we speak!! --
  • 4 star rating The Miz is ready to trade Maryse nudes for Amy Schumer nudes. --
  • 5 star rating She is hilarious --
  • 4 star rating Altho one of those movies has amy schumer as a writer so that's yuck --
  • 5 star rating She is hilarious! --
  • 4 star rating Amy schumer is gorgeous and funny. I think my brain just overheated --
  • 5 star rating Amy Schumer's stand up comedy is life --
  • 5 star rating She is the funniest person alive. End of story. --
  • 5 star rating She is so hilar! --
  • 5 star rating Watching Amy Schumer's standup like why am I in love and why did no one tell me she was so funny? --
  • 5 star rating She is not funny --
  • 3 star rating I'm not a fan of Amy Schumer, but c'mon, is body-shaming really necessary? --
  • 5 star rating She is hot and funny where do I sign up --
  • 5 star rating She is my hero --
  • 5 star rating She is hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating Jesus Christ, she is hilarious. --
  • 5 star rating She is funny af --
  • 3 star rating Edward informed me she is a fake slut and i cant wrap my head around that. --
  • 5 star rating She is one of the best comedians out there. --
  • 5 star rating Amy schumer is kinda hottt --
  • 5 star rating She is so fucking hilarious --
  • 5 star rating She is fucking hilarious --
  • 5 star rating Amy schumer is cracking me up right now --
  • 5 star rating She is sooooo hot!!! --
  • 5 star rating She is an attractive female. --
  • 5 star rating She is too funny rn --
  • 5 star rating She is bae!! something about her --
  • 3 star rating She is kinda dumb but pretty funny tho but I'm not that big into raunchy comedy --
  • 5 star rating Inside she is such a funny show. Not kidding. --
  • 5 star rating Amy schumer is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating She is a dumpster fire --
  • 5 star rating She is very funny. Enjoying her stand up --
  • 1 star rating Jessica's response to the Grumpy Cat trailer was "...this is real?? This isn't like an Amy Schumer sketch or something?" --
  • 5 star rating Amy schumer is pretty boring. --
  • 3 star rating Season 2 of Inside she is hilarious. Guest stars: Paul Giamatti, Zach Braff --
  • 3 star rating She is a horrible and unfunny human being that thinks rape is hilarious and has zero tact. --
  • 1 star rating She is basically a considerably less hot Jenny McCarthy who understands comedy. Same material, Amy just presents it better. --

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