Zeppo Marx

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comedian (Famous from The Marx Brothers)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating I was going to comment about a certain actor being the Zeppo Marx of our generation, but I think that comparison might be too harsh... --
  • 5 star rating Harpo,Groucho,Chico,Gummo y Zeppo Marx!!!! --
  • 4 star rating Harpo Marx Groucho Marx Chico Marx Zeppo Marx Gummo Marx --
  • 3 star rating You're allowed to like Zeppo Marx. You're just not allowed to like Zeppo Marx the most. --
  • 2 star rating Zeppo Marx (the unfunny one of the Marx Brothers) had a patent for a wristwatch with a heart monitor. --
  • 4 star rating You mean Shemp Howard of Three Stooges? Same goes for Zeppo Marx. --
  • 2 star rating Stop saying Molly, hepcats! It's called X, monster mash, big brother, delphi, Uriah Heap or Zeppo Marx. --
  • 1 star rating I am NOT seriously considering a thesis on Zeppo Marx. I am not, I am not, I am not. I have real work to do .... --
  • 5 star rating God, this guy's like 'at LEAST have Dan Aykroyd and Ernie Hudson in it', but that's just like having Zeppo Marx & Margaret Dumont as leads. --
  • 4 star rating The Columbus Day parade: the Zeppo Marx of NYC parades. --
  • 5 star rating Fuck Zeppo Marx. Who's with me? --
  • 1 star rating Just finished writing a second podcast episode on Eriugena, in which I somehow wind up comparing Hrbanus Maurus to Zeppo Marx. --
  • 5 star rating ZEPPO MARX ERA MUY LISTO. --
  • 2 star rating Zeppo Marx (the unfunny one of the Marx Brothers) had a patent for a wristwatch with a heart monitor. --
  • 1 star rating Chico Marx, Harpo Marx, Groucho Marx, Zeppo Marx, Gummo Marx Which of the Marx Bros was born on 23 November ? --
  • 5 star rating Zeppo Marx, el Zoran Djorovic del cine --
  • 1 star rating Did you know Zeppo Marx invented the "Marman Clamp" which was used to support the atomic bombs carried on the Enola Gay? --
  • 1 star rating "By my reckoning, Karl Marx made about as much contribution to economics as Zeppo Marx made to comedy." -Paul Krugman. --
  • 3 star rating 54 Sinatra widow Barbara Sinatra was previously married to Zeppo Marx. --
  • 5 star rating I like how right now Spike is showing Ocean's 11, and next they're jumping straight to 13. 12 is the Zeppo Marx of Ocean's movies. --
  • 3 star rating My mother just texted me to ask if Zeppo Marx's first name was really Zeppo. --
  • 5 star rating Ah, he is about to sing "Everyone Says I Love You" in HORSE FEATHERS. Nice voice! --
  • 5 star rating Ringo was the Zeppo Marx of the Beatles. --
  • 3 star rating My mother just texted me to ask if Zeppo Marx's first name was really Zeppo. --
  • 2 star rating Zeppo Marx (the unfunny one of the Marx Brothers) had a patent for a wristwatch with a heart monitor. --
  • 5 star rating Barbara Marx, first married to Zeppo Marx, (1959 til divorce 1973), then to Frank Sinatra (1976 til death in 1998), was born in Bosworth. --
  • 4 star rating Sundays are the Zeppo Marx of days. Nobody likes Zeppo. --
  • 3 star rating Zeppo Marx designed the clamp which held the bomb in place on board Enola Gay. --
  • 5 star rating Zeppo Marx, the 4th brother, was an actor & engineer. His company made the clamps that held the Fat Man atomic bomb inside the B-29 bomber. --
  • 5 star rating Zeppo Marx back to back wins. --
  • 5 star rating Born Today 1901 Herbert Manfred Marx, better known as Zeppo Marx: starred in 1st five Marx Bros movies; but made his millions as engineer --
  • 4 star rating on 1901 Zeppo Marx, American actor and agent (d. 1979) --
  • 5 star rating Zeppo Marx has a Birthday today! (25.2.1901) --
  • 4 star rating Today marks the birthday of Zeppo Marx! How appropriate! --
  • 5 star rating 1873 Enrico Caruso; opera singer 1901 Zeppo Marx; comedian 1913 Jim Backus; actor 1942 Karen Grassle; actress 1966 Tea Leoni; actress --
  • 5 star rating Legend Zeppo Marx born2/25/1901, (the youngest of The Marx Brothers)Animal Crackers30Horse Feathers32Duck Soup33.Great&talented brothers. --
  • 2 star rating Birthdays today (3/3): Zeppo Marx 1901, Jim Backus 1913, Julio Iglesias Jr. 1973, & Bobby Riggs 1918. --
  • 5 star rating ACTING BDAYS Zeppo Marx (1901-79) Jim Backus (1913-89) Gert Frobe (1913-88) Brenda Joyce (1917-2009) -Tom Courtenay (78) -Carrot Top (50) --
  • 5 star rating Zeppo Marx was born on this day in 1901. --
  • 4 star rating nace el actor estadounidense (f. 1979) Zeppo Marx --
  • 5 star rating Antonio Carracci is the Zeppo Marx of the bunch. --
  • 3 star rating Zeppo Marx, Richard Carpenter, the rest of the Jackson 5. They all feel your pain. --
  • 4 star rating I describe my comic persona as "Zeppo Marx meets Gummo Marx" --
  • 4 star rating My heroes are Marx and Engels (Zeppo Marx and Engelbert Humperdinck) --
  • 3 star rating Kicillof es marxista. Y dice que el cepo no existe. ¿Qué opinará de Zeppo Marx?. --
  • 5 star rating Y ¿qué fue de Zeppo Marx? --
  • 1 star rating Zeppo Marx was the Chris Parnell of his day. Holding things together and being funny in ways that people didn't appreciate. --
  • 4 star rating Did you know? Zeppo Marx Co-invented the cardiac pulse rate monitor. --
  • 5 star rating Zeppo Marx and Spencers --

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