Yonder Alonso

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• Yonder Alonso getting revenge is so that's so Padres it hurts -- John
• Yonder Alonso .... That is all -- ⚡️Jon Menasse ⚡️
• I don't know, I think Billy Butler could beat Yonder Alonso in a 40 Yard dash... -- Mike Tisa
• I'd rather have the Padres play Yonder Alonso than the Chargers play Trent Richardson. -- Change the Padres
• fuckin yonder Alonso's weird brother -- Doug Dimmadome
• Seth smith, Yonder Alonso, Jed Gryko, Cameron Maybin and I can't name another :( -- Taco Corp (PS3)
• Watching yonder Alonso on tv talking about his life is making me fall in love with him -- erickajane
• Yonder Alonso's Celebrity Basebowl Tournament is on July 22. It's a fundraiser for the Boys & Girls Clubs of San Diego. -- Justin Toscano
• Houston Astros are so disappointed in Chris Carter's production they may add Adam Lind - Adam LaRoche - or Yonder Alonso at the deadline -- Yankee Man
• Wonder if Machado is using one of Yonder Alonso's bats. -- Ben Lacy
• Manny Machado, who gave a glove to bro-in-law Yonder Alonso to use at 3B, is up. -- jesse agler
• In addition, outrighted INF Cody Decker to Triple-A and activated INF Yonder Alonso and RHP Cory Mazzoni from the 60-day disabled lists. -- San Diego Padres
• Movimientos: Cody Decker mandado a Triple-A. activaron a Yonder Alonso y al lanzador Cory Mazzoni de la lista de los lesionados. -- Padres de San Diego
• The couldn't part ways with Yonder Alonso fast enough. -- Mickey Koke
• announce they've outrighted 1B/OF Cody Decker to AAA; activated 1B Yonder Alonso and RHP Cory Mazzoni from 60-day DL. -- Kyle Glaser
• Padres activated Yonder Alonso and Cory Mazzoni from the 60-day DL and outrighted Cody Decker to Triple-A El Paso. 36 on the 40-man roster. -- Dennis Lin
• That was a Melvin Upton/Yonder Alonso-esque base running error by Cespedes. What was he thinking? -- The Lightning Round
• I love how projections on players shoot through the roof when they play in the WS. Conforto compared to Yonder Alonso earlier in the season. -- Keahi Kaiwi
• Hate to even say this but we match up really well with the Yankees if we decide to trade Yonder Alonso next month. Hopefully not but IF... -- DJ Wilson
• Valencia K's for the second time today. Billy Butler is hitting for Yonder Alonso. -- Mark Chiarelli
• He is one strikeout away from a -- Sombrero Watch
• Crazy I played ball against Manny Machado, went to school with his wife, and his wife's brother is Yonder Alonso who is also in the pros. -- b
• "Not only can you tell he is up, you can hear the PA system yonder." --John Sterling -- Brian Cheung
• This one is getting ugly. Singles by Yonder Alonso, Marcus Semien off Luke Jackson make it 6-1 A's in the eighth. No outs, bases loaded. -- Jeff Wilson
• He is hitting near grand slams ? Everything is coming up Oakland. -- Keith Barnard
• With the Yonder Alonso trade, the SBP (shapely buns percentage) is waaaaay down in Oakland. -- Michelle Milliken
• Why is billy butler playing first base, where is mark canha WHERE IS YONDER ALONSO -- isabella
• He is garbage, we can't find a better left hand hitting first baseman? -- Daniel Miramontes
• Jay Bruce is one of three left-handed hitters to homer off MadBum in 2016. Scooter Gennett and Yonder Alonso the others. -- Karl Buscheck
• This is what happens when you let him use Yonder Alonso's number. -- Friar Fever
• Yonder Alonso the GOAT is going to be such a hero tonight .. -- Tony Niehaus
• I will say that the assurance and confidence with which Yonder Alonso plays first base is refreshing. -- Ja☀️ Wojciechow⛷
• Oakland entire lineup is worthless yonder Alonso lol what is that a name from 8th Street Latinas? -- dickiesalvo
• Ryon Healy gets an insurance run home after his RBI Single scores Yonder Alonso. It is now 4-2 in the 10th -- 95.7 The GAME
• He is probably a better overall hitter than Khris Davis and probably won t cost as much over the next two seasons just sayin -- BWH
• So he is leaving -but will see the A's Tuesday. He will join the Mariners in Oakland. "That's a lot easier," he says -- Susan Slusser
• The Reds set this up by trading Yonder Alonso to the Padres, allowing them to be dumb and in turn trade Rizzo to the Cubs for Andrew Cashner -- Brian Snow
• I don t hate Yonder Alonso, it s that his face reminds me of that entire era and it s upsetting. His face is upsetting. -- The Kept Faith
• Reminder: the Padres gave up on Rizzo after 150 MLB AB's because they thought Yonder Alonso and Kyle Blanks were better -- Luce
• Carlos Santana playing LF makes me think of Yonder Alonso playing LF at Wrigley. Hopefully not the same result. -- Nick Kirby
• Yonder Alonso was the absolute worst player I ever saw try to field a ball in LF at Wrigley....I think Carlos Santana will be worse -- Cheid
• Really happy for Yonder Alonso making the all star team. -- Robb Silverstein
• Yonder Alonso has eight-year offers from the and but he wants an extra year -- ee gammings
• Portland signs Yonder Alonso 3yrs $2.223M -- BRASSball
• A Yonder Alonso/Trevor Plouffe platoon, like a Rajai Davis/Matt Joyce platoon, wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. -- Ken Arneson
• Trevor Plouffe's a nice bat to add to Oakland's lineup. I imagine he spells Yonder Alonso at first -- Jeremiah Yap
• Yonder Alonso's first at-bat back in Miami is a single. -- John Hickey
• Athletics: Yonder Alonso remains out of Friday's lineup vs. Yankees after being hit on right wrist by pitch this past Tuesday (ESPN) -- David P
• Happenin' in baseball: Athletics: Yonder Alonso remains out of Friday's lineup vs. Yankees after being hit on right wrist by pitch this pas -- Bag on Nuts
• Athletics: Yonder Alonso remains out of Friday's lineup vs. Yankees after being hit on right wrist by pitch this past Tuesday (ESPN) -- BaileyWu

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