Will Self

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Writer, Journalist
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  • 5 star rating So I am NOT suffering from anaphylactic shock from my bee sting, but since I DO have a sore throat, I will self-medicate with ice cream! --
  • 3 star rating Was listening to Will Self on radio 3, he *really* doesn t do small talk. --
  • 5 star rating Instead of saying "bye" on the phone my grandpa says "this call will self destruct in 10 seconds" then proceeds to count, so I just hung up. --
  • 3 star rating Elon Musk is the modern day Iron Man. Cars that will self-drive to where I am? --
  • 1 star rating Universal Spirit, direct my thinking today so that it be divorced of self pity, dishonesty, self-will, self-seeking and fear. --
  • 5 star rating He is not at all a twat. --
  • 3 star rating Was it Will Self who Saiid "Politics is show business for ugly people..?" --
  • 3 star rating Me, 5 min into the pilot: if barry/iris isn't endgame i will self-immolate --
  • 1 star rating If Spain lose that's it. I genuinely am retiring from gambling. I will self exclude from every site. This is ridiculous lol --
  • 4 star rating On the train to see Will Self at So is Will Self. --
  • 1 star rating Nigel Farage is 'an angry red carbuncle swelling out from between the fat buttocks of the supine British electorate' - Will Self --
  • 5 star rating The God I know is a powerful God, didn't create mankind in the knowledge that we will self destruct. Humanity is far greater. Will overcome. --
  • 2 star rating Luke is slime, he will self destruct & pave the way for the blessed reunion between Deacon & Rayna --
  • 2 star rating My birthday is the same as Ken Griffey Jr. and Stan Musial. This comment will self-destruct in 10 minutes. --
  • 5 star rating This Will Self book is hard work --
  • 3 star rating CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKEing it! :D --
  • 2 star rating Will Self tomorrow evening at the ILF. Will try to dissuade him from using so many italics in his next novel. --
  • 1 star rating Our next issue is on politics and art. Any interesting views on will self's criticism of Orwell's "plain writing"? --
  • 1 star rating I was about to comment that Will Self had used a word incorrectly in yesterday's Guardian. I'm so glad I checked first. --
  • 3 star rating I appreciate not being told how to live my life. I will self destruct if I want to. --
  • 2 star rating If you believe every relationship or person is gonna turn out bad, it will. Self fulfilling prophecy. --
  • 5 star rating The me me me dog eat dogs will self destruct taking everyone with them And blame each other and anyone . Uk is a mess a shambles . --
  • 5 star rating If your voice has worked hard this week, give it a rest over the weekend and it will self-repair. Treat it well so that it can do you proud. --
  • 3 star rating Me, 5 min into the pilot: if barry/iris isn't endgame i will self-immolate --
  • 3 star rating "Identity is found in the God we trust && any other identity will self destruct." --
  • 5 star rating So keep on thinking we will self-love the racism away! This line of thinking, is just ugh to me!! Damn, you Super-rant Fridays! :o) --
  • 2 star rating Peter Carey's book, "Amnesia", disappointed me. Not put back on the re-read one day shelf. he is up next. --
  • 5 star rating Reading a non-disclosure agreement. Never has so much been said about saying so little. This comment will self-destruct in 5 4 3 2 1... ;) ;) --
  • 1 star rating Distinct "races" is nonsense, ethnicity is self-identification. But we WILL self-identify and seem to NEED to. --
  • 5 star rating If U don't Believe in Urself, then Have U Ever wondered "WHO WILL"? Self Belief is Like a machine gun, like a machete dat kills all Doubts --
  • 5 star rating If there is no will--self command? --
  • 3 star rating Old blends will self destruct in 90 sec's..so stay tuned for something new---> --
  • 3 star rating Medicine is designed to make you think you're getting better, I told her I will self heal lmfaoo --
  • 4 star rating Feel like a Will Self/Aphex Twin collab is long overdue. --
  • 5 star rating If the love isn't flowing both ways, I am miserable and will self-sabatoge. --
  • 1 star rating James Patterson is releasing 1000 free advance that will self-delete in 24 hours. That seems like too much pressure for me! --
  • 4 star rating I really need to enter one of these beat battles... --
  • 4 star rating We off tomorrow so i will self indulge tonight lol --
  • 4 star rating Dang, the NFL is a mess anymore. It will self destruct its self. --
  • 5 star rating Ford is a time bomb. He will self-destruct. --
  • 3 star rating If Stewart Lee is dry, then he is superdry. He's absolutely hilarious. --
  • 4 star rating Will Self being Will Self and being brilliant at it there --
  • 3 star rating Immigration system NOT BROKEN=Laws NOT BEING RNFORCED !!!= Enforce laws-System will self heal_ --
  • 3 star rating Identity is found in the God we trust and any other identity will self destruct --
  • 3 star rating This Monfils vs. Janowicz match is bananas. More like a "Which player will self destruct more?" --
  • 5 star rating Good morning you lot.Friday. Your mission, should you accept it, is to make the most of it. This comment will self destruct in..1..2..3 --
  • 1 star rating Very much enjoyed "cordial" R4 gob-off between Billy Bragg and Will Self. They're both right, like an old couple. --
  • 1 star rating Always carry a notebook. And I mean always. . .unless it is committed to paper you can lose an idea for ever.~Will Self --
  • 2 star rating I wanna help make everyone understand that being independent and educated will = self sustainability --
  • 3 star rating Identity is found in the God we trust.... Any other identity will self destruct -Lecrae --

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