Will Self

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• So I am NOT suffering from anaphylactic shock from my bee sting, but since I DO have a sore throat, I will self-medicate with ice cream! -- Kevin A.
• Was listening to Will Self on radio 3, he *really* doesn t do small talk. -- Ian Rapley
• Instead of saying "bye" on the phone my grandpa says "this call will self destruct in 10 seconds" then proceeds to count, so I just hung up. -- Jessieॐ
• Elon Musk is the modern day Iron Man. Cars that will self-drive to where I am? -- Scott So
• Universal Spirit, direct my thinking today so that it be divorced of self pity, dishonesty, self-will, self-seeking and fear. -- Mary Kate
• He is not at all a twat. -- her
• Was it Will Self who Saiid "Politics is show business for ugly people..?" -- pmyoga
• Me, 5 min into the pilot: if barry/iris isn't endgame i will self-immolate -- ratatouille genius
• If Spain lose that's it. I genuinely am retiring from gambling. I will self exclude from every site. This is ridiculous lol -- King Charles
• On the train to see Will Self at So is Will Self. -- Legal Bizzle
• Nigel Farage is 'an angry red carbuncle swelling out from between the fat buttocks of the supine British electorate' - Will Self -- Zenn
• The God I know is a powerful God, didn't create mankind in the knowledge that we will self destruct. Humanity is far greater. Will overcome. -- Jamila Hanan
• Luke is slime, he will self destruct & pave the way for the blessed reunion between Deacon & Rayna -- Amanda Forshee
• My birthday is the same as Ken Griffey Jr. and Stan Musial. This comment will self-destruct in 10 minutes. -- ♩♪♫ DoKCtober.my
• This Will Self book is hard work -- brad esposito
• CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKEing it! :D -- Dexter M Tittil
• Will Self tomorrow evening at the ILF. Will try to dissuade him from using so many italics in his next novel. -- Jim Brogden
• Our next issue is on politics and art. Any interesting views on will self's criticism of Orwell's "plain writing"? -- StirToAction
• I was about to comment that Will Self had used a word incorrectly in yesterday's Guardian. I'm so glad I checked first. -- Andrew Snowball
• I appreciate not being told how to live my life. I will self destruct if I want to. -- Corey Regalado
• If you believe every relationship or person is gonna turn out bad, it will. Self fulfilling prophecy. -- The Love Doctor
• The me me me dog eat dogs will self destruct taking everyone with them And blame each other and anyone . Uk is a mess a shambles . -- Rab Ana
• If your voice has worked hard this week, give it a rest over the weekend and it will self-repair. Treat it well so that it can do you proud. -- Priscilla Morris
• Me, 5 min into the pilot: if barry/iris isn't endgame i will self-immolate -- rataboouille genius
• "Identity is found in the God we trust && any other identity will self destruct." -- ashleylancaster
• So keep on thinking we will self-love the racism away! This line of thinking, is just ugh to me!! Damn, you Super-rant Fridays! :o) -- Kim Love
• Peter Carey's book, "Amnesia", disappointed me. Not put back on the re-read one day shelf. he is up next. -- Jon Doughy
• Reading a non-disclosure agreement. Never has so much been said about saying so little. This comment will self-destruct in 5 4 3 2 1... ;) ;) -- Camille and Kennerly
• Distinct "races" is nonsense, ethnicity is self-identification. But we WILL self-identify and seem to NEED to. -- Je' Czaja
• If U don't Believe in Urself, then Have U Ever wondered "WHO WILL"? Self Belief is Like a machine gun, like a machete dat kills all Doubts -- Mazz Ali
• If there is no will--self command? -- sweatpantsboner
• Old blends will self destruct in 90 sec's..so stay tuned for something new---> -- dj.lucciano chi
• Medicine is designed to make you think you're getting better, I told her I will self heal lmfaoo -- CLR.
• Feel like a Will Self/Aphex Twin collab is long overdue. -- Spaniel Palin
• If the love isn't flowing both ways, I am miserable and will self-sabatoge. -- Eartha Mae Keith
• James Patterson is releasing 1000 free advance that will self-delete in 24 hours. That seems like too much pressure for me! -- Kerri Turner
• I really need to enter one of these beat battles... -- Will_Self
• We off tomorrow so i will self indulge tonight lol -- Ace Boogie
• Dang, the NFL is a mess anymore. It will self destruct its self. -- Justin K.
• Ford is a time bomb. He will self-destruct. -- Currah Siobhan
• If Stewart Lee is dry, then he is superdry. He's absolutely hilarious. -- Matthew Cole
• Will Self being Will Self and being brilliant at it there -- sean smith
• Immigration system NOT BROKEN=Laws NOT BEING RNFORCED !!!= Enforce laws-System will self heal_ -- John J Riotte
• Identity is found in the God we trust and any other identity will self destruct -- Crys Trujillo
• This Monfils vs. Janowicz match is bananas. More like a "Which player will self destruct more?" -- Kovu, King of Puns
• Good morning you lot.Friday. Your mission, should you accept it, is to make the most of it. This comment will self destruct in..1..2..3 -- Spock in Thornaby
• Very much enjoyed "cordial" R4 gob-off between Billy Bragg and Will Self. They're both right, like an old couple. -- Brynley Heaven
• Always carry a notebook. And I mean always. . .unless it is committed to paper you can lose an idea for ever.~Will Self -- Mike Scherer
• I wanna help make everyone understand that being independent and educated will = self sustainability -- CSM/#NewGenLive
• Identity is found in the God we trust.... Any other identity will self destruct -Lecrae -- Kate

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