Wallace Shawn

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Wallace Shawn
Actor, writer, author, voice artist, and comedian (Famous from Starting Over)
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Wallace Shawn is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating That time has come when a production of an obscure play is announced (Wallace Shawn's The Fever) & I have seen it. Exciting season though. --
  • 3 star rating Oh man, that Wallace Shawn/Mark Rothko joke in Bojack Horseman is too good. --
  • 1 star rating Wallace Shawn: Writing about sex is really a variant of what Wordsworth did... a variant of writing about nature.' --
  • 2 star rating Listening to Wallace Shawn talk is like chewing tin foil... I will only tolerate his voice in toy story --
  • 5 star rating 5 minutes into the Teacher s Pet movie and all I can think is Nathan Lane again. Wallace Shawn again. Is the whole movie like this? --
  • 2 star rating Wallace Shawn lives with mentally inferior people for a while and then is murdered. Also, he has a lisp. --
  • 2 star rating He is in Atlantic City as a waiter who brings Burt Lancaster & Susan Sarandon their lunch. Inconceivable. --
  • 5 star rating This is a television show with: jk simmons aaron paul will arnett allison brie naomi watts wallace shawn stephen colbert kristen schaal --
  • 5 star rating Now he is in the planetarium!! --
  • 5 star rating Wallace Shawn (Blair's step dad in GG) just called Blair the princess bride! omq this is the best thing to ever happen in television --
  • 4 star rating Stephen Tobolowski is my version of Wallace Shawn. --
  • 1 star rating Ran into Wallace Shawn AGAIN tonight, which is always a nice surprise (although, I shouldn't be surprised at this point) --
  • 3 star rating Wallace Shawn update: still rides the subway like one of us. Looks great. All is well. --
  • 3 star rating I've known the worst of myself for sometime. So I guess its time to meet the best of myself. --
  • 2 star rating I have seen my dinner with andre so many times that my wallace shawn impression is getting legit good --
  • 5 star rating He is on The Mysteries of Laura! --
  • 3 star rating .Debra Messing is totally arresting Wallace Shawn on Mysteries of Laura. Perfect lead-in for --
  • 3 star rating As the great Wallace Shawn so memorably said, I'm just not a good person. --
  • 2 star rating Normally, I would never be watching "The Mysteries of Laura". But he is guest starring. WALLACE SHAWN. --
  • 4 star rating Since he is guest starring, will we see Alicia Silverstone soon? --
  • 4 star rating He is here for St Matthew Passion at Park Avenue Armory. --
  • 3 star rating Who is the most muppet-like human? my gut says wallace shawn, but i could be forgetting someone. --
  • 1 star rating tonight at 8! Wallace Shawn!! I didn't get to work with him but he DID sit in my dressing room. So our butts touched --
  • 5 star rating Wallace Shawn in the Princess Bride is the best. --
  • 3 star rating The guy standing next to me looks exactly like Wallace Shawn but is not him --
  • 5 star rating 99.9% sure I met Wallace Shawn and his wife(?) today. That, or an extremely accurate clone. Either way, very nice people- hope they had fun! --
  • 5 star rating I had a conversation with Wallace Shawn and his wife(?) today. I didn't want to be that guy, so I didn't ask him if it was conceivable. --
  • 3 star rating If Wallace Shawn ever stops being funny as a punchline I will kill myself. --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 3 star rating So cool that Wallace Shawn and Naomi Watts played themselves in Bojack Horseman. --
  • 5 star rating Wish I was a girl so I could fuck Wallace Shawn & when I tell him to knock on my backdoor he'd be like inconceivable & I be like yeah I know --
  • 3 star rating Seriously though can we have Toy Story 4 be all Wallace Shawn and Kristen Schaal talking? --
  • 3 star rating He is at Stevi Incremona's Play/Date. Think Princess Bride and Toy Story. --
  • 1 star rating The moment in MANHATTAN when Woody Allen refers to Wallace Shawn as a "homunculus" is one of my favourites in all of movies. --
  • 3 star rating Whoever's voice is on my tv's monthly weather alert sounds like Wallace Shawn. --
  • 5 star rating As I am reading about The Princess Bride,it is sad Wallace Shawn will be known for this and small cameos and not My Dinner with Andre<-watch --
  • 3 star rating He is at Stevi Incremona's Play/Date. Think Princess Bride and Toy Story. --
  • 5 star rating Steven Anthony Lawrence is a Wallace Shawn clone who escaped from his cryochamber in 1996, 20 years too early, because the world needed him. --
  • 5 star rating Dang if Mozart in the Jungle isn't getting better ep by ep. John Hodgman? Wallace Shawn? Yes please!!! And the writing gets better too! --
  • 5 star rating Tried to quote Wallace Shawn in Princess Bride & mangled it so bad I ended up advising my husband not to get a Brazilian while dying. :-/ --
  • 5 star rating Wallace Shawn being awesome... --
  • 5 star rating Now he is being hypnotized --
  • 5 star rating He is my spirit animal. --
  • 3 star rating My Wallace Shawn voice is just my Kermit voice. But whaddya want for this price? --
  • 1 star rating When I was young & rich all I thought about was art and music, now I'm 36 & all I think about is money - Wallace Shawn --
  • 5 star rating Tomorrow's lesson plan: "how many of u would say u r cynics and understand the world as it REALLY is" *Wallace Shawn smirk at the class* --
  • 3 star rating I keep expecting them to run into Wallace Shawn and have to decide which goblet is poisonous. --
  • 3 star rating Hello my name is Wallace Shawn and there's nothing you can do to keep me from taking your candy. --
  • 4 star rating Is that Wallace Shawn following Pharrell around? my girlfriend. --
  • 5 star rating Is that wallace shawn --

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