Varg Vikernes

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Norwegian musciian (Famous from Vocalist of Burzum, Bassist of Mayhem)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating "provide a counterargument" how can i argue against varg vikernes being a good guy that's impossible. --
  • 2 star rating criticism & debate is fine. i'm just not prepared to throw people like varg vikernes to the wolves. --
  • 5 star rating Kreygasm. I used to regale my classmates with the tale of Mayhem and Burzum xD I used to have a crush on Varg Vikernes... x.x --
  • 3 star rating Boy is your name Varg Vikernes because I'd marry you and then burn down the church with you --
  • 4 star rating Learning so much form Varg Vikernes and his video lessons --
  • 3 star rating Rhoma Irama \m/ Marilyn Manson vs Varg Vikernes? Who is more dangerous? --
  • 4 star rating I'll call Varg Vikernes and he will kill you with a knife --
  • 4 star rating You should make a church so Varg Vikernes can burn it down. --
  • 3 star rating he is gonna leave Burzum. They'll replace him. HAHAHA x'D best thing I've read today. --
  • 1 star rating I am watching Varg Vikernes' review of The One Ring RPG gamebook. I don't know why I find it so funny, but I really do. --
  • 2 star rating Has Jim Henson always looked like Varg Vikernes, or is there some Mary Kate and Ashley shit going on here view --
  • 5 star rating He is 25 --
  • 3 star rating "My mom said I could be anything so I became a murderer." -Varg Vikernes --
  • 5 star rating Varg Vikernes will always be my favourite artist. Early Burzum records are what really got me into black metal. The best genre of metal --
  • 5 star rating Other then varg vikernes being a murder, arson and having extreme right wing political views he makes some fucking excellent music' --
  • 2 star rating Varg vikernes' blog being in comic sans and including a countdown to his birthday only increases his kvlt --
  • 4 star rating He is so n intelligenter Mensch, aber ich darf ihn nicht mögen :( --
  • 1 star rating He is more environmentally conservative than most activists. An ethno-nationalist murderer is better at conservation than you. --
  • 5 star rating I find Varg Vikernes really attractive tbh --
  • 1 star rating He is a racist neo nazi asshole but his traditional Norwegian folk album is soothing..makes me feel like i'm in the viking era --
  • 5 star rating Varg Vikernes. That is all. --
  • 3 star rating What is life when you don't make at least 5 Varg Vikernes jokes a day? --
  • 5 star rating Alex Day is disgusting but he is cute. K den 8( --
  • 3 star rating Is it just me or is Roy Keane beginning to look a bit like a better fed Varg Vikernes? --
  • 5 star rating Wondering what Varg Vikernes' position on is. --
  • 5 star rating All you need is love - Varg Vikernes --
  • 4 star rating Pior que fã de demi lovato só fã de varg vikernes --
  • 3 star rating Drive is being weird right now so I can't work on my Varg Vikernes diss track :( --
  • 4 star rating Belgische kerktoren brandt als een fakkel he is back in town --
  • 5 star rating Woken up again by fucking church bells. This is exactly how Varg Vikernes from Burzum started burning churches and murdering band mates. --
  • 5 star rating He is my God! --
  • 5 star rating Today I saw but two guys who looked exactly like Varg Vikernes. The variety of facial features and hairdos in Scandinavia is astounding. --
  • 1 star rating Varg Vikernes: Writer of the wonderful Filosofem Dildo/lad Father to very hot daughter Esteemed church burner Murderer --
  • 5 star rating I have reason to believe he is my father --
  • 3 star rating He is so cute. I'd let him burn down my church, if you know what I mean --
  • 3 star rating In the sea of lies it is almost impossible to find the truth-varg vikernes- --
  • 4 star rating Huge irony that Varg Vikernes' birth name is 'Kristian' --
  • 5 star rating Sampled varg vikernes in my video against commercialism, so it gets picked up for copyright & adverts get placed into said video. --
  • 5 star rating Some time ago I dreamed I was being forcefully taken by a Cthulhu-like creature emerging from between the thighs of... Varg Vikernes? --
  • 1 star rating Varg Vikernes: Writer of the wonderful Filosofem Dildo/lad Father to very hot daughter Esteemed church burner Murderer --
  • 5 star rating Some time ago I dreamed I was being forcefully taken by a Cthulhu-like creature emerging from between the thighs of... Varg Vikernes? --
  • 5 star rating Varg vikernes is making a video game. Varg vikernes is making a fucking video game. Varb vikernesis makung a gideo ga.e.varg vikerbs is maki --
  • 3 star rating Citação de Varg Vikernes na minha timeline. Eu só sigo loucos? Sim. --
  • 3 star rating Why doesn't 'your fave is problematic' have a post about varg vikernes --
  • 5 star rating He is my favourite --
  • 5 star rating He is Lemony Snickett --
  • 5 star rating Does anybody ever feel guilty when they are like, deeply enchanted by some varg vikernes music bc he is such a jerk or is that not a thing --
  • 5 star rating That's like saying varg vikernes is a sane man --
  • 5 star rating Tabii ki "I don't have an amp so I use table as amp" repli i ile kalplerimizi tekrar tekrar çalan karanl k prens varg vikernes'i unutmayal m --
  • 5 star rating To people in Norway: churches built out of wood? Really?? You can't blame Varg Vikernes for anything, you made the stupid decision --

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