Uwe Boll

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German film director, producer and screenwriter (Famous from Responsible for Alone in the Dark)
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Uwe Boll is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating He is a genious. --
  • 5 star rating Assault on Wall Street, highlighted pick on Netflix, is pretty shit. Had I seen Uwe Boll directed it I probably wouldn't have bothered. --
  • 3 star rating is awful (Uwe Boll should never be allowed to direct ever again). and were all --
  • 5 star rating Is Wes Ball related to Uwe Boll? --
  • 5 star rating He is going to direct the Fraggle Rock movie. --
  • 3 star rating BTW, tonight's movie is House of the Dead. Our second Uwe Boll movie in our list. --
  • 4 star rating This situation is almost as bad as a Uwe Boll film. --
  • 1 star rating Although uwe boll is a more honest question, to light up when people blink, or the possibilities of an aging philosophy. --
  • 2 star rating Netflix is suggesting I watch a Uwe Boll film, and it has decent ratings. Is this how the world ends? --
  • 1 star rating Rampage 2: Capital Punishment is basically Uwe Boll's 90 minute political rant against the US government. And it's actually good. --
  • 3 star rating Uwe boll's films are so good. They show everything other directors are scared to. --
  • 3 star rating Ambiance of is overwhelming. Now if the dialogue would just stop being Uwe Boll bad... --
  • 1 star rating Oh god he is back, I wonder what critic with limited fighting experience he'll challenge to a boxing match this time? --
  • 5 star rating "In other words: Michael Bay's movies are stupid because his target audience are idiots. Uwe Boll's movies suck because HE is an idiot." --
  • 4 star rating It depresses me that uwe boll is able to make movies and i'm not :( --
  • 2 star rating The comment Block Button, but for Netflix so I never have to be made aware of another Uwe Boll film. --
  • 3 star rating My greatest fear isn't losing my hands, it's that I'm secretly Uwe Boll. --
  • 2 star rating Randy Pitchford having a pop at Erik Kain is like Uwe Boll laying into Desson Thomson. Absolute madness. --
  • 2 star rating Holy shit, Uwe Boll made a second AND THIRD "In The Name Of The King" movie and Dolph Lundgren is in one. --
  • 4 star rating RZA is the worst actor I have ever seen. Uwe Boll material! --
  • 4 star rating My dad is enjoying a Uwe Boll film and I've never been so ashamed. --
  • 5 star rating Rampage, the only uwe boll movie i've ever loved, has a sequel now. God loves me and he is revoking my cinephile card --
  • 4 star rating I wonder if Uwe Boll's Gastown restaurant is going to suck to. --
  • 1 star rating He is opening a restaurant in Vancouver BC. There's a million funny things that could be said but I can't think of one. --
  • 5 star rating He is someone i'm in two vastly diffrent minds about on one side he makes such terrible movies,but on the other he's so determined... --
  • 5 star rating Netflix has decided that i should watch uwe boll all night and figure out how to kill the man without being a come and take it fuck stick. --
  • 3 star rating Watching Uwe Boll's 2 before bed because I'm weird. This movie is intense and twisted as hell. --
  • 5 star rating He is the voice that we've needed to hear --
  • 5 star rating Tetris is being made into a movie. NEW THEORY: these movies - including Battleship, everything by Uwe Boll - are money laundering schemes. --
  • 1 star rating Someone said Ebola is trending on comment... for a second I thought they meant Uwe Boll and was legitimately terrified. --
  • 5 star rating Rampage 2 is awesome. Uwe Boll.... Ya did good. --
  • 4 star rating Leigh Alexander is to games journalism what he is to film directing. --
  • 5 star rating Despite being able to pick from literally ANY FILM EVER MADE, this student willfully wrote on the narrative structure of the latest Uwe Boll --
  • 1 star rating The producers of the movie are involved so take that as you will. Supposed uwe boll didn't get there first! Richie --
  • 3 star rating Compared to Michael Bay or Uwe Boll, was Ed Wood really that bad of a director? --
  • 5 star rating A tetris movie? I hope he is doing it. --
  • 2 star rating The thing that pisses me off the most about he is that he's done so many movies that he should be good by now --
  • 3 star rating Maybe this is why Uwe Boll keeps getting work...well, that and the tax write-offs. --
  • 2 star rating Tonight's bad movie is Uwe Boll's House of the Dead. After Alone in the Dark I've been dreading this one --
  • 3 star rating Alter, der Film ist so geil schlecht...Uwe Boll sollte Regisseur für Sat1-Filme werden --
  • 5 star rating He is absurd. --
  • 5 star rating Truth is that any goodwill I could have given Uwe Boll as a schlocky movie maker was demolished when I saw his Auschwitz movie. <spit> --
  • 1 star rating I'm not saying he is some kind of hero. But any idiot that jumps into a ring/octagon with a fighter as a *joke* is... wow. --
  • 4 star rating I'm being sincere when I say I'd watch a Uwe Boll Bucky O'Hare movie --
  • 5 star rating After hearing about the scorning from blizzard i hereby give uwe boll permission to make a candy crush movie. it'll be sweeeeet! --
  • 2 star rating Wow, a Uwe Boll film is 'Popular on Netflix'. I think its reasonable to assume it won't be there for long --
  • 2 star rating I absolutely hated Uwe Boll s RAMPAGE, so naturally im watching RAMPAGE: CAPITAL PUNISHMENT right now --
  • 5 star rating Huh so far today i have been followed by an angry short spacecoon. and watched an uwe boll film. Today is starting off... interesting --
  • 3 star rating My new favorite director is Uwe Boll! His movies are edgy and awesome! --

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