I have a crush on Uwe Boll and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Uwe Boll

German film director, producer and screenwriter (Famous from Responsible for Alone in the Dark)

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Uwe Boll is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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He is a genious. -- LordBlackAdder
Assault on Wall Street, highlighted pick on Netflix, is pretty shit. Had I seen Uwe Boll directed it I probably wouldn't have bothered. -- Garry
is awful (Uwe Boll should never be allowed to direct ever again). and were all -- boatierra
Is Wes Ball related to Uwe Boll? -- Jory Miller (Jethro)
He is going to direct the Fraggle Rock movie. -- Chris Horn
OH MY GOD UWE BOLL IS OPENING A RESTAURANT IN VANCOUVER GUYS -- Dante Hamilton
BTW, tonight's movie is House of the Dead. Our second Uwe Boll movie in our list. -- Colin Mann
This situation is almost as bad as a Uwe Boll film. -- Phillip Batchelor

Although uwe boll is a more honest question, to light up when people blink, or the possibilities of an aging philosophy. -- MEDDLING HETERO FOOL
Netflix is suggesting I watch a Uwe Boll film, and it has decent ratings. Is this how the world ends? -- Tess Stenson
Rampage 2: Capital Punishment is basically Uwe Boll's 90 minute political rant against the US government. And it's actually good. -- Matt Day
Uwe boll's films are so good. They show everything other directors are scared to. -- Reece
Ambiance of is overwhelming. Now if the dialogue would just stop being Uwe Boll bad... -- Jennifer Cross
Oh god he is back, I wonder what critic with limited fighting experience he'll challenge to a boxing match this time? -- Eno
"In other words: Michael Bay's movies are stupid because his target audience are idiots. Uwe Boll's movies suck because HE is an idiot." -- (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
It depresses me that uwe boll is able to make movies and i'm not :( -- SPCDMNSNCNTRLLR
The comment Block Button, but for Netflix so I never have to be made aware of another Uwe Boll film. -- Zeddonymous
My greatest fear isn't losing my hands, it's that I'm secretly Uwe Boll. -- R. J. Whyte
Randy Pitchford having a pop at Erik Kain is like Uwe Boll laying into Desson Thomson. Absolute madness. -- Simon C
Holy shit, Uwe Boll made a second AND THIRD "In The Name Of The King" movie and Dolph Lundgren is in one. -- Ian Actual
RZA is the worst actor I have ever seen. Uwe Boll material! -- Max Shrapnel
My dad is enjoying a Uwe Boll film and I've never been so ashamed. -- Ashley
Rampage, the only uwe boll movie i've ever loved, has a sequel now. God loves me and he is revoking my cinephile card -- Paige
I wonder if Uwe Boll's Gastown restaurant is going to suck to. -- T.K.

He is opening a restaurant in Vancouver BC. There's a million funny things that could be said but I can't think of one. -- Alex McGilvray
He is someone i'm in two vastly diffrent minds about on one side he makes such terrible movies,but on the other he's so determined... -- Brian Dokter
Netflix has decided that i should watch uwe boll all night and figure out how to kill the man without being a come and take it fuck stick. -- YGBSM
Watching Uwe Boll's 2 before bed because I'm weird. This movie is intense and twisted as hell. -- Stu Cooper
He is the voice that we've needed to hear -- Malcolm...
Tetris is being made into a movie. NEW THEORY: these movies - including Battleship, everything by Uwe Boll - are money laundering schemes. -- James Callaghan
Someone said Ebola is trending on comment... for a second I thought they meant Uwe Boll and was legitimately terrified. -- Trent Naylor
Rampage 2 is awesome. Uwe Boll.... Ya did good. -- DMX
Leigh Alexander is to games journalism what he is to film directing. -- Ugly Horse Man
Despite being able to pick from literally ANY FILM EVER MADE, this student willfully wrote on the narrative structure of the latest Uwe Boll -- marshlands
The producers of the movie are involved so take that as you will. Supposed uwe boll didn't get there first! Richie -- Hit-Start-Now
Compared to Michael Bay or Uwe Boll, was Ed Wood really that bad of a director? -- bierbattered.com
A tetris movie? I hope he is doing it. -- Spoopy McMoots
The thing that pisses me off the most about he is that he's done so many movies that he should be good by now -- Art Vandelay
Maybe this is why Uwe Boll keeps getting work...well, that and the tax write-offs. -- Jeremy Varner
Tonight's bad movie is Uwe Boll's House of the Dead. After Alone in the Dark I've been dreading this one -- Wes Grant
Alter, der Film ist so geil schlecht...Uwe Boll sollte Regisseur für Sat1-Filme werden -- The Amazing Beardman
He is absurd. -- Cowboys = 12-4
Truth is that any goodwill I could have given Uwe Boll as a schlocky movie maker was demolished when I saw his Auschwitz movie. <spit> -- Scott Weinberg
I'm not saying he is some kind of hero. But any idiot that jumps into a ring/octagon with a fighter as a *joke* is... wow. -- Danielle Riendeau
I'm being sincere when I say I'd watch a Uwe Boll Bucky O'Hare movie -- ScareBear
After hearing about the scorning from blizzard i hereby give uwe boll permission to make a candy crush movie. it'll be sweeeeet! -- Sam Gilmore
Wow, a Uwe Boll film is 'Popular on Netflix'. I think its reasonable to assume it won't be there for long -- Kalpesh Thankey
I absolutely hated Uwe Boll s RAMPAGE, so naturally im watching RAMPAGE: CAPITAL PUNISHMENT right now -- blunt ghost
Huh so far today i have been followed by an angry short spacecoon. and watched an uwe boll film. Today is starting off... interesting -- The Gaming Fennec
My new favorite director is Uwe Boll! His movies are edgy and awesome! -- Sir Read!