Usain Bolt

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• How imp is time ? Ask Usain Bolt who wud give anything to gain 1/100th of a sec in his sprint What to talk of years gone by -- Junaid Jamshed
• Usain Bolt, Cyril Rioli and Buddy Franklin. This is literally a dream come true for Bruce. -- Titus O'Reily
• Usain bolt is so hilariously arrogant -- aoibhinn
• One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse. -- Jennifer Dobrev
• They say GERRARD is weak now,but when he score a goal,he ran faster than usain bolt to celebrate. -- konadu parker
• Usain bolt is the fastest man on life1 life2 yet to come -- †∂α~вєѕt†
• My nose is runnier than usain bolt -- Ben Redwood
• Quote of the Day: "I know what I can do so it doesn't bother me what other people think or their opinion on the situation." - Usain Bolt -- marvinUG
• Tuesdays - "A lot of legends, a lot of people, have come before me. But this is my time." - Usain -- Salil Lawande
• Black dudes at mostly white schools end up In the friendzone faster than idk usain bolt but the point is it happens pretty quick -- Ross House
• "For me, I'm focused on what I want to do. I know what I need to do to be a champion, so I'm working on it." ~ Usain Bolt -- Errol Toulon, Jr.
• Why is Usain Bolt running from a Jack Russell Terrier and not a cheetah or something? He's literally being chased by a rat. -- Zac Mackie
• Pra ver e praticar a velocidade de um usain bolt. É só ouvir "perdeu playboy" -- Erick Ezequiel ¤
• *reporter interviewing Usain Bolt* "What is your secret to running?" "Doing laps in yo girl's mind all night long." -- Sumedh
• Lmfao Damn Seth Rollins is fast, I think he might be able to beat Usain Bolt as long as some one chasing him -- Brandon Patterson
• "A lot of legends, a lot of people, have come before me. But this is my time." - Usain Bolt -- beRecruited.com
• The box of tissues my nan and granddad gave me has became my new bff at uni, my nose is running faster than Usain Bolt atm. mehhhhhhhhhh. -- simps✌️
• Parece o Usain Bolt, mas é só a Letícia -- ticia
• O meu tlm anda mesmo trocado , estive a ouvir música toda a tarde só gastei 25 % de bateria , ligo a net .. parece o usain bolt -- Diogo Fellaini
• I go down to buy cigarettes and I'm being followed by a black man who later approaches me and I sprinted faster than Usain Bolt -- Mr. Jailer
• Goat curry done. Tastes so good I'm expecting Bob Marley, Usain Bolt and the whole Cool Runnings team knocking down my door any second -- Neil
• Wenger full of praise for Cristiano but says that his case is like a great athlete born in the same time as Usain Bolt. -- David Jafya
• Wel zotjes dat Aubameyang in zijn eerste 30 meter sneller is dan Usain Bolt toen hij 9.69 liep op de 100 m. -- Dieter Van Gucht
• Was so funny when my nan challenged Shannon to a race and won, usain bolt better watch out -- Rhee
• Went to go pay my fine and some girl's baby called me daddy. Got up out of there so fast bruh, Usain Bolt fast.... -- Seven Costanza
• Girl: I'm trying to get an 8:00 min mile other girl: really? I'm trying to get a 2-3 min mile me: well sorry all of us can't be Usain Bolt -- Megan Szuchman
• Kenya is near the zombie source, and he is in Kenya. SHEEEEEET! -- JUSTIN Be LUZin
• Usain bolt is my true spirit animal i'm not gonna lie -- was punktualbands
• He is not doing a very good job at hiding the fact that he is a wizard. -- Proffessor Snape
• Lol so we saw usain bolt today -- holly
• Saw a huge motherfucker that looks like komodo dragon right infront of my face. i ran so fast that i can win usain bolt -- Valerie
• I got sent home from sixthform for being 4 minutes late after sprinting faster than Usain Bolt. -- That Niggga Dope
• Haha is the guy who loved Usain bolt right? Lol he seems nice -- ha
• Usain Bolt at 9.63secs isn't the fastest man in the world. I believe Nigerian Gala sellers do Less than 8secs -- Jagaban
• Tyree wanna be usain bolt so bad -- Key
• No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch. Unless it is Usain Bolt's couch :-) -- Power Vibe Studio
• My nose is running faster than usain bolt -- Michaela Wong
• My nose is either stuffed more than a fat kid eating every bit of food on earth or running more than Usain Bolt preparing for the olympics. -- amanda reese
• It's amazing how quickly I turn into Usain Bolt when I look at my Go Metro app to see that my bus is coming in 1 minute. -- Simone Brodey
• Is that Eli Manning or Usain Bolt -- Eddie Delesky
• Eli is faster than Usain Bolt -- CJ LaSorsa
• So bored I'm watching a documentary on Usain Bolt on Netflix. -- Donnie Gibbons
• As I was turning down an aisle at Ralph's I saw mark akopyan so I sprinted faster than usain bolt out of that store -- LeVonna
• Usain bolt is wayyyyy to awesome! new 100m world record: 9:58 -- donna
• The day I see Usain Bolt slide across the finish line is the day I'll think it's smart to slide into first -- J.A. Adande
• Rogério voltando pro gol é tipo um Usain Bolt só q mode mito on -- SÃO PAULO MIL GRAU
• Nose so runny call it Usain Bolt. -- Michael C
• After a heavy night out 90 minutes of football marking usain bolt what I need now is a large McDonald's and another beer ! 195 tonight -- Charlie Burke
• "He's not as shifty as Braxton Miller" is not an insult. That's like saying "he's not as good of a sprinter as Usain Bolt. -- Jarrod Rich
• : that the speed in which they run across a pitch to a downed player is faster than Usain Bolt -- Catrin

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