Tucker Max

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Internet personality; blogger; author
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating The demo is amazing, but Tucker Max just wrote a really good vacation policy. --
  • 2 star rating For the pickup (dating) community to exist, is a clear sign that society has failed men - Tucker Max --
  • 3 star rating Okay where is Tucker Max at? My idol seriously needs to show up in my life like sometime soon --
  • 2 star rating TIL he is into paleo. It must be difficult to maintain such consistently high levels of doucheyness. --
  • 5 star rating He is the most badass --
  • 5 star rating He is at my restaurant right now --
  • 5 star rating Missouri is Scoring at will like when Tucker Max snuked into da Swamp with a lady of the night & did the deed on Florida's Goal Line. --
  • 1 star rating Kid next to me on a bus has been praising Tucker Max for 5 minutes. It's really sad. No one is even listening to him. --
  • 1 star rating True story: I used to think Tucker Max was funny. His books are well written in a very surface level snarky way. --
  • 1 star rating Anyone ever see Tucker Max's book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and think, "Haha, you believe in Hell", or is that just me? --
  • 5 star rating The new idol is THEE Tucker Max! Love his books! Amazing dude! --
  • 2 star rating It's like Rory is dating Tucker Max. It weirds me out, but it absolutely makes the show more interesting. --
  • 5 star rating I bet the Tucker Max book is a short choose-your-own adventure story with just two possible endings: fuck off (page 2); or, beer me (page 3) --
  • 2 star rating Being buried alive > Watching movies inspired by Tucker Max > Watching movies inspired by Philip Roth --
  • 4 star rating Tucker Max's books are so entertaining and addicting. --
  • 5 star rating Tucker max is my idol. --
  • 1 star rating Really meant to download an audiobook of substance for my drive down to SF today but went with Tucker Max instead. --
  • 3 star rating Probably don t tell your interviewer you re reading Tucker Max and you really like it . --
  • 5 star rating He is my hero. --
  • 3 star rating He is the man damn what m I gonna read now I'll see what he has to say in "assholes finish first" --
  • 1 star rating If one key opens many locks its a master key, but if one lock is opened by many keys its a shitty lock -tucker max --
  • 5 star rating Springfield - be happy that im not the local Tucker Max any longer; if I were then you'd think better than to cut your eyes while being rude --
  • 4 star rating My favourite modern feminist author is Tucker Max. --
  • 5 star rating So. I feel like tucker max tonight --
  • 1 star rating After reading a little bit of a Tucker Max book I realize that the key to my success is being an unadulterated asshole --
  • 5 star rating He is a legend. --
  • 3 star rating You're too stupid to shreds! Me: Thanks! Yes, Tucker Max does his book and famous: 'Try being rich! --
  • 5 star rating "It's not an experiment if you already know whats going to happen. And its not a risk if there is no chance of failure." - Tucker Max --
  • 3 star rating I have a Tucker Max complex without actually being as cool as Tucker Max --
  • 1 star rating Reading a Tucker Max book in public is hard enough cause you look crazy laughing by yourself. But it's worse at work lol --
  • 3 star rating Assholes Finish First by he is one of the funniest books I've ever read. --
  • 3 star rating The fact that tucker max is married with a child is just blowing my mind. --
  • 3 star rating Can't hear.......my ears won't pop. SO has informed my I am shouting about tucker max p --
  • 3 star rating Tucker Max Jr. is freaking out because I live so far away. Like, I fucking told you. --
  • 1 star rating So much Matt Czuchry in my life. Cary Agos to Logan Huntzberger and back again. I should fit some Tucker Max in too. --
  • 5 star rating He is a brilliant man such a pretentious arrogant asshole, I'm in love. --
  • 2 star rating "I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England." Tucker Max --
  • 5 star rating He is a god! He said so in his book. --
  • 3 star rating Bill Cosby is America's funniest rapist. Which is to say, he's funnier than Tucker Max. --
  • 3 star rating I'm sorry but tucker max is hilarious, how did he get away with so much --
  • 5 star rating Hi my name is tucker max and this is my best friend maddox. we love chevrolet and god and america and titties --
  • 5 star rating Tucker: I know this really sexy move you can do with your mouth. It s called shutting the fuck up." My idol was soon known as Tucker Max. --
  • 5 star rating Gronkowski is like the Tucker Max of football. --
  • 5 star rating I was about to publish im reading i hope they serve beer in hell by tucker max, i realised facebook is not a good place, a very nope place. --
  • 5 star rating Tucker max is a hero of the common man --
  • 3 star rating I know tucker max's body count is in the triple digits but he could still get it --
  • 5 star rating I'll never forget when I got James hooked on Tucker Max during finals week and he failed cuz he was so addicted to "Assholes Finish First" --
  • 2 star rating Perfect is the enemy of good, and good actions always beat perfect plans that have no action. - Tucker Max --
  • 3 star rating Just finished "Assholes finish first" by Tucker Max...my life is forever changed. --
  • 3 star rating I aspire to be Tucker Max. If you don't know who he is, read his books. --

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