Train

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• Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it. -Proverbs 22:6 -- Bible Time
• Elaine is convinced that a vintage store is stealing her clothes. When the train gets stuck, George gets caught peeing between subway cars. -- Modern Seinfeld
• Keep getting funny looks from people, so what if I'm an 18 year old with a spongebob rucksack crying at a train station :/ -- Tilly Beany ♊️
• Ruff as fuk. train home smells like sweaty arse & the smell of these 2 moshers is sending me green. crazy night. -- george
• This train is horrifically busy. Is there something big happeneing in laaaaandan today? -- Bennjiiii
• THERE is a guy on my train wearing a faux Indian war bonnet in With Australian flags on it??? -- trash regent
• Getting asked where all my clothes are from by this really nice mum and 20 year old on the train Awh -- ~carlos~
• I'm on the train and this dude next to me is having a hard time using his iPhone 6+ with one hand ahahaha -- Jen Lawrence Fan
• The world record for most chocolate bars eaten in one minute is three. I intend to break that. I must train a lot tho! Who wants to sponsor? -- BrYan Johnston
• Is that carlos santana in this Train video? lol... he looks 70. --
• Love going by train, so relaxing. I'm feeling far more prepared today, hopefully I can speak to the doc and find out what's happening. -- Macho Madness, bitch
• Maybe after following me home in the dark after staring at me on thelast train isn't best time to ask for my phone number -- Claire maybury
• So my copy of Werckmeister Harmonies came, as well as my train tickets - but my tickets provide almost no information. -- Dan, I think...
• No one is replying so im just gonna go to the train station and wait till people arrive -- julia
• Sitting on train to Glasgow, and folk are scared and worried if they should be going there! Really sad -- Gillian Louise Kirk
• Suls is waving at all the girls on the train. God help us when he's older. -- Nick Large
• Old Italian couple at station talking to me telling me I'm a beautiful flower have now sat with me on train, is this how you make friends? -- Charlee Greenway
• Kind of glad I'll be on a night train tonight to Budapest so I can't watch the FSU game. Toooooooo stressful -- Kathryn Ingler
• 07:23 London Waterloo to Alton due 08:39: This train has been delayed at Walton-On-Thames, has been further delayed at West Byfleet and is -- JourneyCheck SWT
• Ahksndjfisksosnsvyskasn what am I this train journey is taking so long -- ŵ
• I would have been quite happy with tonight's game being the final!! A couple of my fav teams. Bad luck Port, on the Hawks train next week! -- Lady Andrea Hodgetts
• "My thinkin' is derailed/I'm tied up to the tracks/The train of consequences/There ain't no turning back..." Morning! -- Claire Butler
• Je suis en train de péter les plombs à cause de candy crush -- Spleen
• Did my dad really try to tell me how long the journey to kingston will take LOL...these times he hasnt made the train journeys i have :// -- Baba-Banter!&%$
• Mate some 10 year old girl on the train platform is staring at me singing YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE -- May
• 1) why did I never get these 7 AM shifts when I was living 15 mins from work 2) why is this train stopped 3) why did I wear these shoes, ugh -- Annie B
• I really hate it when old people push in front when getting on to a train and rush to get on even BEFORE the train driver/assistant. -- Tayler Perry
• Making this train is the closest I have ever been to believing in god -- Rhianne Duke
• SO many kids hyped of the train wifi -- Josh
• 0wned by DodePersie ~ There is a Train station in Sweden that uses people's body heat to warm adjacent buildings. -- mrmy eriyl
• This kid that is on the train looks like Jv -- Dexter Jean
• Seriously pissed off at the three adults who moved their gang of screaming toddlers down the quiet end of the train. -- James ن
• US to train moderate to topple Isn't it something to similar to what US did in Iraq? -- fightwithnofear
• One guy inside the train has black sunglasses on so that's how I know he's Indian. -- Dorkstar
• On the train to Bradford via York, getting excited for tonight. Hope the weather clears up, it's very misty at the moment. -- Craig Maxwell
• Evening update: No train disruptions reported. There is heavy traffic on the PIE (towards Tuas) at CTE (City) exit. -- The Straits Times
• The next train is delayed ugh -- cora
• Denialbot: pedalpapa: Bwahaha. I'm gonna use that one. : overheard on the train: "yeah. i'm really, really gay. but I'm not gay ... -- Denial Bot
• Supposed to be meeting shea but i haven't the foggiest as to where he actually is because he missed his first train -- cam
• Feeling rather lush on a train to London AGAIN this weekend! Though this is a much more bearable time! It's light and everything!! -- Emma Walton
• True strength comes from the neck up. Training the body is pointless if you don't also train your mind. Tim S. Grover -- Coach Quotes
• I would like to think that Geoffrey Holder is not dead but sitting on the back of a train laughing maniacally into camera. RIP Baron Samedi. -- edgarwright
• This girl is really getting ready basically on the train....hair, makeup...surprised she even got dressed -- Giselle ✨
• Let me just say that these cute boys i see everyday in cambridge and being at the train station all the time is getting to me -- ★彡
• Crutch party on my train this morning! So far 3. Any others joining? Why are so many injured? -- Noel P. Rodriguez
• Bought my train tickets to go home this weekend!! So excited!! :D -- Amy Quach
• How can the train say it's gonna be here in 20 minutes time so I take my time and then I fucking MISS it!!! -- kris | beyonce
• I always get an early train for fear of being late to my lectures. Arriving early though means I can get hot chocolate ^_^ -- Jemma Mepham
• Drunk guy behind me on the train talking loudly on his phone about shotguns and spider webs. I'm so confused. -- Atchka!
• DOWNTOWN TRAIN: It's not so bad. Already through Willy/Wilson/Blair. No time to put on your makeup. Might as well leave it in drive... -- Katie Austin

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