Tor Johnson

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Tor Johnson
Wrestler, actor (Famous from Plan 9 from Outer Space.)
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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men, Top 100 Hottest Wrestlers by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Tor Johnson is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his large body.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating Because of your current avi, I'm pretending it's actually Tor Johnson saying 'Life is hard' aloud to me --
  • 5 star rating Somebody's coming! "Who is it?" Tor Johnson & Michael Landon's love child! --
  • 1 star rating Because it's The Beast Of Awesome Flats, & by 'awesome' I mean 'boring, confusing, & Tor Johnson filled'. --
  • 5 star rating TOR JOHNSON, TBOYF... --
  • 1 star rating the guys on the right shoot like Stormtroopers...point blank range and STILL manage to miss Tor Johnson's character. --
  • 4 star rating Guardians of the Galaxy: Can Bautista End the Curse of Tor Johnson? --
  • 5 star rating Tor Johnson lives!! --
  • 5 star rating Ooooeee Tor Johnson. He's Mister Heartbreak. --
  • 4 star rating Sun's coming up, like a big bald head. Tor Johnson's. --
  • 1 star rating Plan 9 from outter space... A film that gave tor johnson an acting role... I have been underestimating ed wood jr's ineptitude --
  • 3 star rating AHHH A MACY'S BALLOOON! oh no wait it's just Tor Johnson false alarm everyone --
  • 3 star rating I couldn't come up with a Spoopyween avy, so here's Tor Johnson making a face. --
  • 3 star rating Why hasn't anyone made a wildly fictionalized biopic of Tor Johnson yet!? --
  • 2 star rating Seriously though, if things get any more illogical I'm expecting Ed Wood to shoehorn Tor Johnson in. --
  • 4 star rating The mere presence of Tor Johnson always brings a movie up a notch. --
  • 3 star rating If there had to be a super swedish angel, it could never be anyone other than Tor Johnson. --
  • 4 star rating He won first place in a Tor Johnson lookalike contest. --
  • 4 star rating There are simply not enough MST3K episodes with Tor Johnson in them. --
  • 3 star rating Has anyone ever seen Tor Johnson and Abdullah the Butcher in the same place at the same time? --
  • 5 star rating ..escenas reales d Lugosi a titulo postumo en casa d protagonista Tor Johnson (q se afeitaba l cabeza)recogiendo flores y en un cementerio.. --
  • 3 star rating Has anyone ever seen Tor Johnson and Abdullah the Butcher in the same place at the same time? --
  • 4 star rating The best thing about this film is that it features Tor Johnson. --
  • 4 star rating In the words of Tor Johnson, "Time for go to bed". --
  • 3 star rating I forgot to mention that Johnny's name is pronounced Chonny, like he is saying it. --
  • 5 star rating Already planning this year's "15 Days of BOOM!" Possible day 3 announcement: No, I am not nor have I ever been wearing a Tor Johnson mask. --
  • 5 star rating Holy CRAP! This episode of "Peter Gunn" has Tor Johnson in it, as a muscular mental patient used by a gangster to rip apart his foes. --
  • 4 star rating So if Tor Johnson and Rondo Hatton got into a fight, who would win? --
  • 5 star rating Tor Johnson, the man who face Swenglish a name. --
  • 1 star rating I'd forgotten some of the specific ways in which this movie is bad, like Tor Johnson's mushmouth dialog. So great. --
  • 4 star rating Then Tor Johnson walked in and said, "Time for go to bed." --
  • 4 star rating Tor Johnson debate today at Fort, good luck to all debaters! --
  • 5 star rating And it's TOR JOHNSON on drums, everyone! --
  • 2 star rating In the immortal words of Tor Johnson, time for go to bed. (lurches off, groaning, cue dramatic music) --
  • 5 star rating Futon Torpedoes and/or Photon Tor [Johnson] Speedos are the makings of a humorous comment, but I don t possess the skills to make it so. --
  • 4 star rating A vida é o Tor Johnson e eu sou uma lápide vagabunda do plan 9 --
  • 5 star rating Do not judge Tor Johnson --
  • 1 star rating bionicmanenator: lalochezic there aren't many people in this world that would refer to Tor Johnson as "handsome"... [sips --
  • 5 star rating "Time for go to bed!" --Tor Johnson --
  • 3 star rating And I feel betrayed! Tor Johnson don't have that unnaturally deep voice like he did in Ed Wood! :( --
  • 4 star rating Dammit, if Tor Johnson doesn't show up I will be VERY DISAPPOINTED. --
  • 2 star rating Them not wanting to just walk out & leave proves that he is still wandering around out there... --
  • 4 star rating Feeling like Coleman Francis Sounding like Tor Johnson Hay Fever --
  • 1 star rating Some Tor Johnson-looking motherfucker who bellows everything he says: I have a DREAM for MY CITYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRGH (1/2) --
  • 1 star rating Watching the Kingpin go from awkward teen Tor Johnson to monster Tor Johnson was great. Kang and Kudos, Daredevil. --
  • 3 star rating There are a couple of times in Daredevil where D'Onofrio goes full Tor Johnson --
  • 1 star rating So the robot is powered by the brain and the heart of Tor Johnson, the most faithful of science's henchmen, right? --
  • 4 star rating Why is it that every Tor Johnson movie is unbearable? --
  • 5 star rating Mark Trumbo is the Tor Johnson of baseball --
  • 1 star rating Plan 9 From Outer Space: As the saucer flies over the graveyard, Tor Johnson's shadow can be seen on the studio wall behind him. --
  • 5 star rating "They can't even keep Tor Johnson away from here." - The Beast of Lovers Lane --

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