Too Hort

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• A boy literally just looked at me and said "is it weird that most of us are taller than you?" -- Jason Waterfalls
• Freaky tales by Too $hort is art. -- Jim Hanna
• Too $hort raps really elementary but every single song bumps to the fullest -- Victor
• Life really is Too $hort -- glitteer ⚡
• What Would Jay Z Do is coming and of course imma do that Jeezy , Snoop and Too $hort joints too -- DJ Audio Kush
• "GTA V Radio [West Coast Classics] Too $hort | So You Want to Be a Gangster" -- bic de santa
• "Shit I can't find another person to feature on our new track" "I know, let's call Too $hort!" "Yea great idea! Too $hort is so good!" -- Max Kavy
• Lil b is the future for sure. At 16 he was making the best hip hop in the bay. There's a reason too $hort consigned him -- Kellen Casebeer
• Too $hort on Biggie's "The World is Filled..." -- ML3
• E40 and Too $hort are so dirty and i looooove it -- savannah. ❁
• Life is too $hort -- ケ二 マツネ
• Neither Too $hort nor Tech N9ne is livecommenting this game -- Jason Kirk
• Over/under on how many times Too $hort has said "bitch" while watching this game is set at 120 -- Matt in SLO
• Too $hort is whack -- Angels 0-0
• Too $hort is wisdom -- Simon
• So I gave the homie Too $hort a high five today -- Nicholas Swallow
• I wonder how Too $hort is doing -- ANT
• My dad came home and made me bump "19,999" by Too $hort and is dancing around in our kitchen to it -- lolly pisarski
• Don't call me / Dom ft. Too $hort is a classic -- Carrie Leao
• Too $hort is in my top 5... No lie -- Creator of GRUE™
• Is listening to "Dope Fiend Beat" by Too $hort -- Patric Patch Gray
• "Why you wanna act like someone else, all you gotta do is be yo self" - Too $hort -- Carmelo XANthony
• The bros brought back so good ol times when we were bumping too $hort in my car -- Jorge Maldonado
• Too $hort is here... -- the traysay show
• Also, YG is trash. Dude is such a shitty rapper and I don't know why people like him. Same as Too $hort. Also trash -- alex LARNHART
• My birth mama got turnt as fuck at the TOO $HOconcert when she was 5 months pregnant with me... That's her excuse for me being a playa -- Isabella
• Lolololol not really I'm just quoting too$hort /: -- zombie mami
• Too $hort's Get In Where You Fit In album is one of my favorites -- 21.
• There really isn't a better party starter then blow the whistle by too $hort haha -- MitchelHollingsworth
• My mom was like play some snoop dogg nd i was like is that the only rapper u know and shes like fine ....play too $hort i was like oo fuk -- cheyenne
• Forever trying to figure out who is worse Too $hort or Young Thug???? -- Peyton
• Too $hort is old af but got damn his shit never gets old -- Lord Codeine Bryant
• Life is Too $hort, but now it's kinda funky! -- $$ · Lord Moo[10/12]
• Only Oakland rapper I recognize is Too $hort... -- Greg
• Life is too $hort for mediocre sex -- Laura Lee
• Too $hort is the shit! -- A$AP BERTYYY
• "You got the 2 spiny thingies, so you can play some too $hort?" ... Huh? -- Nick Hoenike lll)
• My mom is rapping every single Too $hort song to me right now. Word for word. -- Zuri☹
• Is it me or does Dame Dash look like Too $hort? -- Swan Corleone
• How the fuck do you live in the bay area and not know who E-40 is or Too $hort? -- Young Ba$ed Traplord
• Too $hort is important -- bailey
• "GANGSTERS AND STRIPPERS" BY TOO $HOIS IMPORTANT -- INDI SEIS
• Too $hort, Cypriss hill, DJ quick and snoop is where it's at -- ruyxx
• JUST SAW TOO $HOIN STUDIO CITY, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER -- bae charles
• You know you listen to too much Too $hort when you know a s the song is turning it's gonna be him and a minimum of 5 mins long -- YUNG COAL BURNER
• E-40, Too$hort, and Destiny's Child all in one class period... Had your girl so overwhelmed -- Karlie Graves
• Too $hort is my hero today -- Chris Shutes
• Too $hort Style Doesn't Fit Kid Cudi's So The Song Fell Of On His Verse -- Îmm☯r☥alRedEye
• Too $hort is garbage....he gives songs a buzzkill -- Gunnar Tubbs
• The Raiders stadium is playing Blow the Whistle by Too $hort rn -- Mason Garduno

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