Tony Siragusa

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is so damn funny on the sidelines -- Mike Rankin
• He is doing everything he can to make Dez Bryant look bad. -- Brandon Worley
• I live in a world in which he is the fourth male lead in my favorite Spike Lee movie. -- Mike Ryan
• Daryl Johnston's suit is made out of pumpkin and Tony Siragusa looks like he is going out for barbecue -- Owen
• Is Tony siragusa goin to an Easter party after the game ? -- josh leija
• All I can think about, while watching dal/stl game, is Tony Siragusa wearing Depends, and pissing himself. -- brownbear
• How is Tony Siragusa breaking the news to Jay Gruden that Santana Moss was ejected? Yikes. -- Dan Hanzus
• I don't know which is worse. Losing to the Rams or having to listen to Tony Siragusa! -- Rick Jordahl
• Why must Tony Siragusa torture us so ? Kenny Albert and Daryl Johnston are very good. Three is not better than two here. -- Where is Oscar ?
• What percentage of Tony Siragusa's ability to keep this job is attributed to the fact that "Goose" rhymes with "Moose"? -- Tim Devine
• What is Tony Siragusa wearing?? -- Henry Lake
• Does anyone like Tony Siragusa? Does he really add anything? -- Kevin Beebe
• He is fucking annoying. -- Dizzle
• He is just the worst. -- Aaron Viner
• I'm so happy he is on hand for the Cowboy game today. He can tell me how hot it is on the field and all that important info. -- Andy Douthitt
• Tony Siragusa has Hoyer post-game, and his first question is "were you surprised (Pettine) deferred the opening kick" Really? -- Jamie Turner
• I wonder if he is wearing his maxi pads for men down on the sideline for -- Gavin Connors
• How does tony siragusa still have a job? He is easily the worst reporter in sports -- Stuart Poplin
• Somehow I keep ending up at places that put the sound on for the game that he is sideline reporting between bites of his hoagie. -- Marion Cobretti
• He is a fuckin moron!! -- Richie
• He is the fun sideline reporter -- Shawniece
• It would make me so happy if Tony Siragusa never called another NFL game ever again -- Butt Outlet
• He is now famous for store bought ribs, home repair shows, & adult diapers. Hell of a legacy there, Goose. -- Not Terrell Suggs
• He is seriously a fucking idiot -- Matt O'Boyle
• He is awful -- Kevin Zellmann
• "These guys know each other very good." More great analysis from Tony Siragusa. -- Mike
• He is trying too hard with that plaid on plaid. -- Hunter Hall
• "Both of these guys know each other very good." - Tony Siragusa, the master of English. -- Chris Selogy
• There should be a broadcast that unites Len Elmore, Reggie Miller, Cal Ripken and Tony Siragusa. No one would ever watch sports again. -- Ryan Stites
• Real talk she kinda looked like Tony Siragusa. -- Andrew
• He is a goof. -- Only In Boston
• Tony Siragusa probably has the best job in the NFL. Walk on the sode lines all day. You know the head set is so he can pound chicken wings. -- Emily Tebo
• Tony siragusa see our secondary is ass smh -- Don Trill
• He is probably not the right guy to be talking about hustle unless it has to do with a queso chugging contest. -- Jason J
• He is disgusting. -- kristopher young.
• Oh Christ, first game and we're stuck with Tony Siragusa. This is among the many reasons I dislike Fox Sports. -- Jason
• He is absolutely useless as a sideline reporter. He teaches nothing and offers no insight at all. -- Sean Melia
• He is the worst -- Chris O'Shea
• Some network exec once thought Tony Siragusa would be a good analyst. Death is not enough of a punishment for that thought. -- Zombie Chris Henry
• Is there anyone more intriguing, fascinating and valuable than Tony Siragusa? -- John Leahy
• Did Tony Siragusa really just give Sammy Watkins credit for not being able to get an inch of separation from Revis? -- Ian Barber
• He is the guy who went to high school with your dad and sleeps on the couch sometimes and doesn't see his kids. -- Hunter Crowther
• He is def in the mob -- Anthony Iannetta
• How awful is the Bills/Pats game to watch?? Kyle Orton > New England OL >>> Tony Siragusa. -- Thomas Fant
• He is PISSED that Kenny Albert knows random stats about Orton and Ninkovich. -- Ryan DEATHchersid
• "It's gonna be hard to say that Tom Brady isn't the best QB of all time" -Tony Siragusa, GOAT -- Sean O'Hare
• Losing Alex Flanagan and getting Doug Flutie doing his Tony Siragusa impression is not a very good trade. -- Chris W.
• He is not something anyone should have to experience. -- Pseudo Fred
• I assume Fox pays Tony Siragusa. I really have no idea why -- Eric
• Tony Siragusa has really shed some lbs. He almost looks like Mr. White from Reservoir Dogs. -- Sri Sekar

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